Best Size Poems

“The Queen-Sized Bed”.
			 © London F. Buss

  A queen-size bed was coming slowly,
  down the rough dirt track.
  As it drew closer,
  The wheels clumsily mounted on the base of each leg,
  rattled like a hospital gurney on the stones.
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You are a plus size model: sexy, hot
Emaciated woman, you are not!
You have the curves; you have the booty too
Those skinny girls don’t hold a shine to you

You know you’re fat and yet you have that flair
You’re beautiful; you make them stop and stare
You claim...

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No matter nature’s placement woes
              Of ears and lips and eyes and nose
Or beauty’s plan for symmetry
               That...

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I swam in a river of uncertainties,
as Mr moon gave me his back.
Somber dreams caress my skin,
the light within my eyes is dark.
On my last trip to the milky way,
I was sad, because it had melted.




2-20-19
Resubmitted:5/28/2021
Contest: Bite Size Poetry
Sponsor: Line Gauthier...

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Super size your life
Live extra large
At love's drive-up window
Kisses no charge

Giggles on the side
With life's hot sauce
Squeezies to go
Hugsies no cost

Big joyful shakes
How much do I owe
Two spoons of love
And smiles to go

Fried morsels of bliss
Is this month's toy
You're next in line
For double size joy

Fast...

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You may be living in a king size house 
Sleeping in a king size bed
Laying on a king size mattress 
With a king size pillow for your head 

You may wear a king size diamond
On your king size ring 
Or you may be living in...

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Eve 

So much for Adam talking to the Lord.
A conversation I am sure was bored .

Asking God for a women for him to receive.
Little did Adam know his EVE will be so easy to deceive.

"Take a night cap" replied God.
By morning she will own your...

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I read Darryl Ashton’s poem Called Pinocchio Rex and this brought back 
memories of a childhood incident

When I grew up we had a smallholding – the house was called ‘Longacre’ as we 
had over an acre of land.  Over the years we had chickens,...

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Size don't matter
When it comes to a lot of things
Like the size of your ears
Even better to hear my sweet loving words
Or the size of your nose
Better to take in the sweet loving smell of passion
The size of your deriere
Better to watch you swing and...

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Grows the night when breaths lay 
  quietly
On obscure spaces fluid as the wind,
Where clouds of rest become a 
   hammock ,
Lulling frayed nerves with incense
As blend of matter and being cleaves-

For beyond dimensions...grows the 
    the night.
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Fireflies reel as autumn arrives
Shimmering into kohl of night,
Tiny plumes charm ...in moonlit dives
To rollercoast until twilight--

To later fade,   die from my sight!

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If there is a battle 
between good and evil
I am not here to tip the scale
For every dollar I earn
I waste
For every dollar I spend
I take
For every time I tried
I failed 
For every time I failed
It was because I was lying 
To myself
So easy to...

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she preferred a bulge 
        the one inside my wallet 
         now i’m just ~ hard up

By
David Kavanagh...

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King size bull -crap -collaboration 

You may be living in a king size house
Sleeping in a king size bed
Laying on a king size mattress 
With a king size pillow for your head

You may have a king size wallet
And a king size car
But if you don't...

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The first king size bed was fashioned nearly two thousand years ago,
Not by Thomasville, Broyhill or Bassett, manufacturers we all know.

There was no pillow-top mattress made by Sealy or Simmons for the bed,
Nor a chenille bedspread or foam pillows upon which to rest His head.

The...

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