Best Shag Poems

I know a lot of you will think 
that a word like ‘Shag’ is a terrible thing to use.
But, in my life, my world, if you care to discuss:
you’ll learn a thing or two of southern syllabus.  
Along about nineteen fifty four, as I...

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CYBER SHAG
             (A silly poem)

It's good to cyber shag, talk message or chat 
It's ok to flirt, it's harmless to act at times like a ****
It's good to be cool, to joke it's...

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Some roses are red
Violets are blue (NOT! They're violet, DUH!)
Blah-De-Blah
Something-something you....

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Funny/Bawdy Limerick

Spoiled Milk

The milk man and Sue like to shag.
"The milkman sure digs me," she'd brag.
Well the milk man delivered!
And Sue sure got the shivers!
But the milk on the porch went bad.

So, that night, when Sue's husband came back,
She knew he'd surely notice the lack.
"No...

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