Cyber Shag

CYBER SHAG (A silly poem) It's good to cyber shag, talk message or chat It's ok to flirt, it's harmless to act at times like a **** It's good to be cool, to joke it's so nice to be heard If I was Irish would 3 be ****! of course it would it's turd Yes i am sharp like stannah, the famous of blades Hard work leaves periods of dullneess and no time to geting laid ;) Whooo a bit raunchy, have i gone to far no if you're a modern free thinking woman, suffragettes burn that bra Gawjuice, baba, C REE ****, clever use of words Wtf, sounds funny you think! definitely not absurd one doesn't need mr sheen to shine, or even brasso ? Do you like fajitas from old El Paso I love my hot food, yes I do love my spice variety mmmmm, that definitely is nice some people are breakable flowers, some dog turd on metal what I'm saying is, for those non flowers, i wont be calling them petal Anyway i hope these words bring on a pubescent smile I can say with confidence I've got style So it's back to work for me no time for play There is always **** if that helps wehay ;) Don't you think taramasalata sounds like ta ra ma see you later? I use to have a thing for Eastenders Cat Slater But no more I can say without hesitation I'd rather choke the chicken beat the meat technical word masturbation ;) So ta ta farewell au revoir chow to all that read this, how you like me now Xxxx Da Predman powriginalpoems2makeu:) 2011 rewritten 30/04/13