Cyber Shag
CYBER SHAG
(A silly poem)
It's good to cyber shag, talk message or chat
It's ok to flirt, it's harmless to act at times like a ****
It's good to be cool, to joke it's so nice to be heard
If I was Irish would 3 be ****! of course it would it's turd
Yes i am sharp like stannah, the famous of blades
Hard work leaves periods of dullneess
and no time to geting laid ;)
Whooo a bit raunchy, have i gone to far
no if you're a modern free thinking woman, suffragettes burn that bra
Gawjuice, baba, C REE ****, clever use of words
Wtf, sounds funny you think! definitely not absurd
one doesn't need mr sheen to shine, or even brasso
? Do you like fajitas from old El Paso
I love my hot food, yes I do love my spice
variety mmmmm, that definitely is nice
some people are breakable flowers, some dog turd on metal
what I'm saying is, for those non flowers, i wont be calling them petal
Anyway i hope these words bring on a pubescent smile
I can say with confidence I've got style
So it's back to work for me no time for play
There is always **** if that helps wehay ;)
Don't you think taramasalata sounds like ta ra ma see you later?
I use to have a thing for Eastenders Cat Slater
But no more I can say without hesitation
I'd rather choke the chicken beat the meat technical word masturbation ;)
So ta ta farewell au revoir chow
to all that read this, how you like me now
Xxxx
Da Predman powriginalpoems2makeu:)
2011 rewritten 30/04/13
Copyright © Paul Powell | Year Posted 2013
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