Best Promotion Poems

Limerick crochetés: Once Tamil Promotion Director

Once Tamil Promotion Director
Excised wise Japanese co-founder
Called him names like rogue thief
Set himself up as Chief
All Dravidian Tamil Editor

He posed as the Royal Ancestor
Even of the Chola* Emperor
Slave-drove workers in fief
Used savants make belief
Such the Tamil Highness Publisher

He caged talents...

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'Tis wonderful, I say,
to be a Soup-er, so if I may,

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Now if this blatant self-promoting of...

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Here they go again.
anything to win,
indulging
in shameless 
self-promotion.
layin’ it on thick, 
	makin’ sure it sticks,
		slappin’ it on like lotion.

“click my stuff,
and I’ll click yours too.
wanna feel like the best 
even though 
it ain’t true?”

back n’ forth complements
are so self defeating.
inflating other’s heads for praise 
is...

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I wanted to be a rich girl
In my posh executive suit
But then a little person
Made my life change route.

Posh make up replaced with eye bags
A bulge replacing my waist
The fear of getting through bed time
Worse than any meeting Id faced.

Rats tails Instead of a style
My...

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To be a supervisor
this you need to know.

It’s quite easy really
any elementary person
can become a leader, 
but most important, 
can a leader become
an elementary person?

Therefore never forget 
one’s own roots, those foundations
of an upbringing of moral substance,
one of basic humanity
and esteem,
where right is right
and wrong...

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It was never about the suit,
the charcoal stitching,
the pocket square that folds itself,
the red tie I swore was alive.

At first, it just stood there—
hooves crossed, ears like knives
stabbing into the conference room light.
It never spoke, but no one dared speak over it. 
The org charts...

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It might be time to call it quits
  I'm bursting out in sobbing fits
  My face is breaking out in zits
  
    For this job I am unfit
    My resignation I submit ... 

  What...

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days have now turned into years
there are a few grey hairs
i notice a wrinkle here and there
pain is felt in places that i never had before
i guess that is what comes with getting older
however....our love grows younger everyday
it keeps me spritely i reckon
it is never...

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In order to get ahead today, one doesn't need an education.
By just snooping around my bosses desk, I landed an unexpected promotion....

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On this the night of your promotion 
I look back and see the little boy I once knew 
So tiny and tender, 
needing those around him
Playing and sharing as young ones do 
Now I look and see the young adult you’ve come to be 
So...

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ego

on show...

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Here's how much-sponsored brands get a boot—
Get public's sharp brow, and absolute,
There’s a point here to moot,
A point not in past put,
Nor passed a fair test ere:
Should ads talk in thin air?
For a change, shoes sold bite seller's foot!
______________________________________ 
Happenings|20.06.2021|

Poet’s note: This limerick follows what...

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Underrated Basil got a promotion
And it caused a commotion
Among luckless names for demotion
All of them restive and voicing the notion
Of An Elevation fathered by emotion…
They shall for the two wrongs raise a motion
Before the cause of their commotion:
A man you could enrapture with perfumed lotion,
That...

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A new image
For first impression
An advertisement
For sale promotion
Various lens and mirrors
For real, virtual, strange images
But for man
No matter how modified the appearance
The heart remains the same...

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A world that can't do without your consent
A world of sales promotion
A display of shopping conveniences and benefits 
To win your hearts
To win your consent
The miserable man has cracked his head
To win some of the stonefly hearts
To make some benefits
In a world of great competitions
Like...

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