Best Preheat Poems

No other man....Can make your heart smile like I do,
       Because I appreciate you and know your value!
No other man....Will give you strength like I can.
       I give you courage in those two...

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It is time to break out the oven mitts and apron. 
Ready to indulge in a kitchen-ous sin 
Little hands ready to stir the batter 
Towels in Daddy's hands to clean the splatter. 
Licking the spoon when eyes turn away, 
This is serious business child,...

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Two servings:
(Frozen) Don Miguel Mexican dinners
DO NOT remove plastic cover
Preheat oven to 325 degrees Fahrenheit
(Ovens may vary, cooking times
may require adjustment)
DO NOT prepare in toaster oven
Bake on cookie sheet 30-35 minutes
Carefully remove as PRODUCT WILL BE HOT
Let stand for two minutes
Transfer BOTH items to non-plastic...

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Add one part boredom, two parts hate.
A stick of narrow mindedness, you may adjust to taste.
Crack open shallow influences from a broken home.
Make sure the loathing stays, but discard the shell and yolk.
Stir up trouble for about 5 minutes.
Some choose to use a pinch of...

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A.) Jiffy white cake mix :  2 boxes

      Dole pear halves : 1 can (no juice)(heavy or light syrup)

      Canola oil: 1/2 cup

       Seasoned rice vinegar(Brand name Mizkan,Nakano):...

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Cake of Creation: 




Preheat 

oven

jupiter sized 

to

the 

temperature

of 

a magnificent

star going supernova

add

seven million

heaping

spoonfuls

of free will

one million generous

cups

of 

fate

fifteen million

sprinkles

of 

probability

two million

lighthearted 

dashes

of belief

in 

ones own

focused

intent

and 

another

two million

dashes

of faith

in a 

separate

energies

omnipresent

consciousness	

sift 

the 

dry 

ingredients

together

through

time

gradually 

pour

the 

wet 

ingredients

with

the minds eye

mix together

at the

speed of

light

gradually

reduce

speed

to 

one million beats

per millisecond...

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HE SPOKE OF HER AS A GODESS
THEY MARVELED AT HER WAYS OF
KEEPING HIM AT BAY: IT'S SAID SHE
ONCE TOUCHED THE WATERS OF
A CREEK IN CRETE AND THE
WATER FROZE AT HER COMAND !
HE STOOD IN THE WATERS OF HETRA
AND THE WOMAN OF CRETE, WERE
ENSLAVED TO HIM.
THE...

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Honeycomb pans preheat in the sun;
filled of warm nectar so sweet; 
confection made by bees.

Cooperation among honey bees; 
bakers collaborating with sun;
produce oozing nectar, sugar-sweet.

Natures flowers, filled with liquid, sweet
thanks to numerous, hard working honey bees 
crafted in an oven of radiating sun. 

A sweet...

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Wild beans
You make my farts sing
You make everything poopy, 
Wild beans.

Wild beans, I think I'll bake you
Cuz I wanna eat for sure
So come and preheat the oven
I'm lovin' Wild beans......

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Without worry I sit and wonder
When the next batch will come.
Dough rolled out, stretched and pulled,
Broken into pieces and stuck in the oven. Without the confines of an cookie cutter; natural in every way. An free form of emotional bliss laid flat on the pan.
I...

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chill to take my breath away
the tailpipe streamers
this day trip must take place

a cozy talk
heater on sun-strength
Dad bundled up

dust, sweep, mop
clean and sanitize
drop and talk

olives stabbed
martini sipped
Dad dips
his glass
to Mom’s ashes

preheat air fryer
flipping burgers

preheat oven
turning frozen fries

drop and talk
my Dad’s alive

this day trip must end
with...

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please, would you kindly teach me how to make sense?
write me up a list of ingredients?
i need rest
i need rest
should i preheat the oven to 1,400 degrees?
maybe it'll bake better if i watch more closely?
i need rest
i need rest
i forget the rest
i forget the rest....

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MEAT LOAF DINNER

Ahh! A dinner makes, I thinking of
A Meat loaf dinner                                 ...

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I’m not one to boast
But this morning I was able to look up from the abyss
My mind clear and sharp
The wave subsided
The overwhelming rush of love and regret abated.
And for the first time in weeks
I didn’t burn the toast.

Looking ahead toward dinner
I may take some...

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Preheat oven to extreme

beat whites with scream of anger
add cup of mixed nuts
when soft peaks develop, slowly add venom
when it is glossy, add ego, seethe for 20 minutes

Serving size: 1/2 of truth
Number of servings: millions...

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