A Recipe For Disaster

Add one part boredom, two parts hate. A stick of narrow mindedness, you may adjust to taste. Crack open shallow influences from a broken home. Make sure the loathing stays, but discard the shell and yolk. Stir up trouble for about 5 minutes. Some choose to use a pinch of cultural indifference. Preheat the oven to 365. Procrastination warms up fast, watch the temperature rise. Butter up the tray with a nice thick glaze of doubt. Put hope on the back burner...you won't need it now. After half an hour your excuses should be done. Take them out, frost and cover them with oppression. Garnish with ignorance, now, your disaster can be unfurled... A last meal... on the table set... you could say... ...it serves the world.