Best Policy Poems

As Joe was biking down the side of the road
He ran across a chap with a dearth of driving skills.  
Or more accurately, the driver almost ran over Joe; 
'Twas one of life’s unwanted thrills.

A spirited exchange ensued between them
About who was in the...

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She may be shaped like an apple or a pear
But this query may be asked in the world out there

It’s not a question you can easily dismiss …
Tell me does my bum look big in this?

She smiles sweetly and awaits your reply…
Tell me guys are...

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Silence is the best policy to enjoy the naked...........Sky...

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MysticMisfits™ Return Policy
(Cursed Edition)
--for when you regret your haunted impulse buys but the universe has other plans.
Please read carefully. Some conditions may apply to your soul.

1. No Refunds, Ever.
You bought it. It’s yours.
Even if it blinks at night.
Even if it follows you home.
Even if it...

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Say what you want about China's Family Planning Policy
regarding one child only to be born into a family.
This is a responsibility that we all should embrace personally
but it will most likely be enacted into law eventually universally
otherwise we're going to overpopulate ourselves right into poverty.
Our...

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All immigrants or persons migrating into Australia shall be extended no more courtesy that the average Australian unless unusual circumstances can be justified
 
No financial aid will be offered to any person migrating to Australia unless unusual circumstances can be justified
 
24 months after becoming...

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A lonely forlorn figure stands, shoulders slumped, life's energy sapped. A Face much older than the years, looks up at the arrival board, delayed not coming, lost walks in a daze, a mind crash too! Called to a meeting they all file in, media in...

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The 1AC is a shot in the dark. 
When we use interrogative strategies
we create zones of visibility and possibility.
The potentiality for deliberation
towards a new politic.
 
The study of bare life signals
radical transformations;
The constitutive ambiguity of theory
is never clear-- is always double
Thinking of thinking; 
A reflection...

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A wingding Aussie will be defined as any single person thru to a minority group determined  to be making a complaint containing false information or complaints of no substance about businesses, governments, government employees, organizations or not for profit organizations and if approaching the...

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Household income to be defined as company/personal phones, company/personal laptops, company/personal furniture, and company/personal vehicles including petrol; if you have any people working for you their income will be taxed as part of your income
 
Bonuses, Director Fees, wages and bonuses, bank interest and contractual...

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Great nation enslaved to sheiks -
It fights the liberation
Of itself! Freedom beckons -
We need but the will to move....

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if you want us to hit all those targets each day 
spare us your 'blue skies' and group hugs and play.

if you think we should listen and fall into line
quit stealing our watches to tell us the time.

if you see us nod silently during your...

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... Let's use our logic to determine  

       - - It's long overdue - - 
We need to open the borders
It's time for business to thrive once more
Tourism definitely experienced suffering enough

      ...

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What Trump Wants:  according to John Kelly- Retired Four-star General Trump’s former Chief of staff

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Few chairs are there.
Few got their seat
but many are standing in the queue to get a chance.
Those who got chairs became chairpersons,
they will never let others to sit even for a while.
I managed a chair
but I am not happy.

During my childhood I thought-
I will allow...

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