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She may be shaped like an apple or a pear But this query may be asked in the world out there It’s not a question you can easily dismiss … Tell me does my bum look big in this? She smiles sweetly and awaits your reply… Tell me guys are you honest – or would you lie! 24th January 2015

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Tammy Reams

Date: 1/27/2015 6:24:00 PM

The art work is great with this write! Love it!

Jan Allison
Date: 1/29/2015 11:30:00 AM

Thanks Tammy I wrote four lines then found the apples and pears picture and the first couplet followed lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

M. L. Kiser

Date: 1/26/2015 3:44:00 PM

It'll be interesting to see the guys replies to this. Cute poem.

Jan Allison
Date: 1/29/2015 11:29:00 AM

I was hoping for some more honest replies ML lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Charmaine Chircop

Date: 1/26/2015 8:47:00 AM

I bet Nicky Minaj asks that question with pride so many times : ).Lol!Hilarious!

Jan Allison
Date: 1/29/2015 11:29:00 AM

LOL Charma:-) Hugs Jan xx

Bl Devnath

Date: 1/26/2015 2:58:00 AM

My lovely friend, i think by keeping honesty bum's outlook to be maintained. Superb funny poem excellently done. Good luck if for contest. Loved always,bl

Jan Allison
Date: 1/26/2015 3:01:00 AM

It is purely a fun write BL not for a contest:-) Hugs Jan xx

Dorian Petersen Potter

Date: 1/25/2015 5:46:00 AM

Very funny pen Jan! Very cute penned piece my dearest friend. Beauty,they say is in the eyes of the beholder and that comes along as well with it in all shapes and sizes you can see that. Ha ha ..have a lovely day Jan! :) Love and hugs! xxxx D. ^O^

Jan Allison
Date: 1/25/2015 8:03:00 AM

Thanks so much Dorian:-) Hugs Jan xx

Demetrios Trifiatis

Date: 1/25/2015 4:28:00 AM

To be honest my dear, Jan,/ If my love asks me about her bum/ I will look at it just for fun/ And melodically I will start to hum!/ Excellent!

Jan Allison
Date: 1/25/2015 4:32:00 AM

Superb answer Demetrios lol - that made me smile:-) Hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso

Date: 1/24/2015 8:31:00 PM

I dont like the tattoo on the first one! LOL

Jan Allison
Date: 1/25/2015 4:09:00 AM

ha ha ha:-) Hugs Jan xx

Gail Debole

Date: 1/24/2015 7:15:00 PM

Oh my gosh! So funny! Thanks for stopping by. - Gail

Jan Allison
Date: 1/24/2015 7:18:00 PM

Thanks for the lovely comment Gail:-) Hugs jan xx

Arthur Vaso

Date: 1/24/2015 6:47:00 PM

Jan, go read Richards poem "Better" I couldn't resist another witty comment!!!! :)

Jan Allison
Date: 1/24/2015 6:58:00 PM

Oh will do Arthur:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso

Date: 1/24/2015 6:41:00 PM

LOL, hilarious! Here's a wee trick I use when shopping with a gf, when shes trying on dresses, and says , which one looks good, I always pick the most expensive one, then say but it makes your hips look a wee bit bigger than they are. Saved a fortune with this!!!! hugs Jan!!

Jan Allison
Date: 1/24/2015 6:44:00 PM

Ha Ha Ha I love the devious ploy Arthur :-) Hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer

Date: 1/24/2015 4:51:00 PM

ha! very funny, jan! i don't think any guy would be honest...

Jan Allison
Date: 1/24/2015 6:23:00 PM

I thought you would appreciate the humour Ilene:-) Hugs

Trevor Mcleod

Date: 1/24/2015 1:42:00 PM

Very cute poem Jan. LOL Your rhythm is about as long as it can get and still keep pace. Well done!

Jan Allison
Date: 1/24/2015 3:48:00 PM

Thanks so much Trevor:-) hugs jan xx

Eileen Manassian

Date: 1/24/2015 11:15:00 AM

Oh Jan...Me's got a big booty! I've also got a mirror, so....I don't bother to ask. Oh dear...I did ask my brother that question today after church because I was wearing a clingy dress....He smiled! :) HA HA! Guess a smile is a good answer as well. Lovely poem, girl. :) Hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 1/24/2015 12:03:00 PM

Some like small some like big - Beyonce has hers as her trademark lol - you my friend are stunning no iffs no BUTTS!!!! hugs Jan xxx

Maurice Yvonne

Date: 1/24/2015 9:08:00 AM

Love your poem Jan perfect for a good laugh and very well written!

Jan Allison
Date: 1/24/2015 9:54:00 AM

Thanks as ever my lovely friend:-) hugs Jan xx

Maurice Yvonne

Date: 1/24/2015 9:07:00 AM

Jan it is funny to me when I think of this question at 61 years old, I can not remember one time a woman has asked me that question. Women are gorgeous, my answer would be "Honey I love your booty" and I would be telling the truth. I love apples and peaches and all types of pears. In fact I remember asking my girlfriend once "How do you feel about your ass?" She answered honestly "I'm not always happy, needs work, but I love you and I'm sticking with you! That my dear is how I feel about you."

Jan Allison
Date: 1/24/2015 9:54:00 AM

Aww ten out of ten for that lovely diplomatic answer Armand - guess that is all a lady wants to feel is loved for who she is:-) Love and Hugs Jan xx

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 1/24/2015 8:48:00 AM

Did you mean "in this" ? Now are we talking a large or small apple or pear??? *lol*. P.S. sexy comes in many sizes!

Eileen Manassian
Date: 1/24/2015 11:13:00 AM

YOU ROCK, RICHARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jan Allison
Date: 1/24/2015 9:52:00 AM

oops the typo fairy was busy thanks Richard:-) Hugs Jan xx

Shane Cooper

Date: 1/24/2015 8:33:00 AM

This is vintage Jan so funny but it is a real question also. I always say beauty lies in the eye of the beholder so yes I would not lie. Great poem my dear friend, Love Shane xxx

Jan Allison
Date: 1/24/2015 9:50:00 AM

Great to see an honest answer:-) Hugs jan x

Tim Smith

Date: 1/24/2015 8:21:00 AM

lol....I wouldn't lie..I might tiptoe around the truth : ) ... hugs Tim

Jan Allison
Date: 1/24/2015 9:37:00 AM

LOL:-) Hugs Jan xx

Casarah Nance

Date: 1/24/2015 7:43:00 AM

Great poem to wake up to this morning! What a fun picture as well. It seems like there are a lot of guys now likes them big bums, so no lying, tell that girl to show off what she's got! :)

Jan Allison
Date: 1/24/2015 7:51:00 AM

I wrote 4 lines of the poem then looked for images - then I found this so I wrote the first couplet based on the picture lol - made me giggle too:-) Hugs Jan xx