Best Pigs Poems
More Sad Truth: of Pigs and PearlsThis was written with regard to Jan's poem about the sad truth she discovered yesterday. An attitude adjustment is desperately needed for anyone who would try to manipulate others. https://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/the_sad_truth_behind_the_reduction_of_comments_on_my_poems_974921
It's a cheeky, brazen pig who orders people around by saying,
"Don't comment on her...
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Categories:
pigs, poets, rude,
Form:
Rhyme
War Pigs
All States have Deep States
They are dark, dangerous and delusional
But they control and control they do well
How are the world wars contrived?
Are these deep states stirring the pot?
What can we do individually to help?
Thousands are dying
Millions are crying
Yet countries are vying..
Vying to gain control...
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Categories:
pigs, angst, anxiety,
Form:
Free verse
Three Little PigsI kept those little pigs alive
to stall the beasty, pursed to huff,
while piglets fled and still survive.
They live immortal and contrive
the hungry masher to rebuff.
I kept those little pigs alive.
Their only goal was to deprive,
escaping sometimes in the buff,
the piglets fled and still survive.
My story...
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Categories:
pigs, animal, grandchild, nonsense, nursery
Form:
Villanelle
- Haiku X 75 - Pigs -A life like a pig
Warm bath in my pink teacup
Is full of regret
24.02.2016
A-L Andresen :)...
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Categories:
pigs, funny, smile, sweet,
Form:
Haiku
Are Haiku Guinea PigsFrom old pond frog
to this Questionku--
are haiku Guinea Pigs?...
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Categories:
pigs, on writing and words,
Form:
Haiku
Categories:
pigs, funeral
Form:
Free verse
When Pigs FlyI was helping a customer with her internet issues,
and remarked that before we’re done, that she will be
like one of our field technicians.
She indicated that she did not want to be a network guru.
"When pigs fly,” she said. I told her that I...
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Categories:
pigs, animal, cool, farm, flying,
Form:
Free verse
Categories:
pigs, baseball,
Form:
Haiku
The Three Little PigsThe Three Little Pigs
The three little pigs
Had lost their wigs
So now all the animals saw
Was three little bald wiggly pigs
They had pen and paper
Pigs writing poetry
They said oinking and inking was in their nature
We have to change the laws of the legislature
Pigs and poetry was...
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Categories:
pigs, allah, animal, change, christmas,
Form:
Free verse
Categories:
pigs, animal,
Form:
Haiku
Pigs In the Blanketpigs in the blanket
buy at the market
for some its dogs in dough
stuffed cabbage what I know...
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Categories:
pigs, food,
Form:
Couplet
The Three Little Pigs - a New StoryNow here's a tale that needs to be told
Of three little pigs so very different
Their names were Ernest, Roger and Winky
These names by their parents were given
Now I could say these pigs were not so nice
At times they were rightly a pain in the ass
Their...
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Categories:
pigs, fantasy, humor,
Form:
Free verse
Posh PigsI have a friend named Archibald Green--
Strangest pig farmer I've ever seen.
Now, this weird friend of mine
Always transports his swine
In the back of his stretch limousine....
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Categories:
pigs, animals, children, funny, on
Form:
Limerick
Three PigsThree Pigs
by Melanie D Palmer
There were three pigs.
One was rich and had common sense.
The middle one was poor and dense,
Youngest one was book smart with a bit o scense (common sense & cents).
Smart pig built a house made from bricks,
Stood out more then the others.
Middle...
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Categories:
pigs, children,
Form:
Rhyme
do cows like mints?they do
and sheep possess concentration levels
that allow them to watch television
which is extraordinary
and so is broccoli
i like polo mints
my daughter calls them doughnut mints
her favourite book is called 'stop that cow'
which involves a 357 mag with an 8-inch barrel
a pig in a forty-nine dollar...
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Categories:
pigs, allusion, anxiety,
Form:
Free verse