Best Neutered Poems
Keefer, the Rabid Dingo
...Once there was dingo, rabidly mad as he could be
who thought he was a Bruce of a man by how he spoke
But no man would call him their 'mate,' for you see...
he was a mongrel dog who pretended to be......
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Categories:
neutered, character,
Form:
Rhyme
A Compilation of Fickle Foolish Footles
...FOOTLES FOR THE BIRDS AND THE BEASTS -
Bad-ass old bear:
Grizzly
Grizzly
Dachshund making critical life choices:
Eenie
Weenie...
Cougar from Arizona:
Yuma
Pu......
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Categories:
neutered, funny,
Form:
Footle
When Love Takes Flight
...Of all fond thoughts held deep within the heart
Like strings lightly strummed fly with agile wings
Take flight yet never from my mind depart
Soar as wandering clouds where angels sing ......
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Categories:
neutered, celebration, god, heaven, love,
Form:
Sonnet
Take a Stand For Freedom
...
Take heed, poet friends, you too, may be taken from your house.
Your money, your children, your lives maybe by our current
government be sought.
Oh, those chilling words, “Your children ......
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Categories:
neutered, abortion, america, freedom, integrity,
Form:
Couplet
Perhappenchance
...perhappenchance
How a dog feels when his neutered
And the vet is undisputed
And the Shiela’s cut you dead
with icy glaze
Coventry uninviting
Really not exciting
Hard eyes are a biting
Sh......
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Categories:
neutered, adventureme,
Form:
Rhyme
Poetic License Cancelled
...So, what would you have me write?
Dulcet words of limply lurid metaphor
stuttering staccato of acceptable alliteration
preposterously impersonal personification
drab and dreary diluted imagery
i......
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Categories:
neutered, poetry, writing,
Form:
Free verse
Neutered
..."Taking away my cell phone would be as painful as being neutered."
~ by poet
Twenty years ago, no one would have predicted
that ......
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Categories:
neutered, humor, perspective,
Form:
Rhyme
Novitiate
...
"Novitiate"
Wading through
turgid mainstream
Novitiate makes her
way to the bottom rungs
of the Clean Team
Where dreams are
captured a.m. p.m. .
on the run with
weeping neute......
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Categories:
neutered, fantasy, inspirational love, romance,
Form:
Free verse
Doggone*dog *contest*
.... *DOGGY STYLE*
Tonight! Tonight! I must display.
About my man's doggy style way.
Once he comes home he acts like I'm his "DOGGY BAG."
"It’s DOGGING ME!" The way he starts to nag.
He ......
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Categories:
neutered, funny, girlfriend-boyfrienddog, dog,
Form:
Couplet
Pretty Pets
...I've had many pets in my life.
Right now two cats and I abide
In my small house the size for us,
But I can't let this pair outside.
They're feral cats that I rescued
When wild coyotes invaded ne......
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Categories:
neutered, animal,
Form:
Sonnet
I Confess I Am Guilty
...When I was just seven, so small
My best friend Jacob, outdid us all
He had a pet Cobra, cool as could be
He forgot to feed it for a whole week you see
So I killed him
When I was fourteen, I ......
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Categories:
neutered, animal, humorous, pets,
Form:
Verse
To Tiger, With Love a True Story
...To Tiger, With Love (A True Story)
"My pen drips of sorrow and on this paper, I write each tear"
~gone without a worldly trace,
I’m left alone, the world to face…
with one......
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Categories:
neutered, friendship, world, love, me,
Form:
Rhyme
A Disease of Affluence
...(for Jon Accomando)
mine was the last generation to be spanked. sensuous and real, w/ corporal punishment— at
least you felt something.
sadly, it too has been corrupted.
in the new violence no ......
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Categories:
neutered, allegory, cat, fire, cat,
Form:
Blank verse
My Aunt, Samantha
...This the truth will always be –
amity between Sam and Abdalla;
finding Bigfoot,
gathering the ocean’s blue; a perfect wedlock;
Hollywood; Fox News; Joel Osteen.
There is no place where freedom is......
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Categories:
neutered, history, political, , cute,
Form:
Free verse
More Foolish Footles
...Slave-driving beaver:
"Dam it
Damn it!"
Unhappy restaurant client:
Diner
Whiner
Neutered Tomcat:
Benign
Feline
Why did she slap me? All I did was:
Toot her
Hooter
Careless Urologist:
Pecker
Wreck......
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Categories:
neutered, funny,
Form:
Footle