Best Nanny Poems

It was an ordinary day,
when time she came our way.
So young and shy, with a lovely smile
I thought she’d stay for just awhile.

But ever since she cared for us
in everything she does.
She was hired so mom and dad could work.
She, no hard task ever shirked.

So...

Continue reading...

Limerick : Once a Nanny looked for a Manny/Mannie

Once a Nanny looked for a Manny
And found the father of her Kiddie
Poor Cuckold gave assent
With his Girlie’s consent
Now all five live in One Bliss House free.

© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013...

Continue reading...

the shift lead does the work
while the owner does her thing
stuck dead center in the middle
flying with a weight on each wing

with little led but left to lead
few notice efforts done
I see the magic that you do
and Im not the only one

the nanny rears the...

Continue reading...

( The views of a grumpy old man )

I have now for certain concluded that the nanny state thinks we are fools
I have seen our society changing I am staggered at some of the rules
No longer do we have the freedom to take risk after...

Continue reading...

On Sundays she likes to drive
To the country or the coast.
Cheered by fields of blazing hue,
singing hymns from home.
She threads her way
through Sussex lanes
on her only day of rest.

A substitute for azure blue,
the Channel sky is pebble grey grey.
She lets herself be soothed again
by the...

Continue reading...

T’was quite uncanny
How cute little Annie 
Got the gig as the nanny
To care for young Danny
Whose daddy was Giovanni
All while pleasing the live-in granny

T’was cute little Annie
who introduced them to samosas Pakistani
The tasty kind that no matter how many
Don’t add one ounce to your teeny...

Continue reading...

Once knew a brave fellow from Miami
His ability to leap tall buildings was uncanny
Going up was no sweat
Coming down posed a threat
Sadly he landed and crushed his poor nanny


© Jack Ellison 2015...

Continue reading...

Awaiting the news, we feared the worst and hoped for the best.
Life was about to put my family through an unforgettable test
Mom came in, evidence on her face, that nanny wasn't okay
"nanny has cancer" mom cried "we won't see her for a couple of days"

I...

Continue reading...

I already hear the Twittering Trumpers
and Trumpettes
in their unholy locker rooms
reducing the marching evolution of nurturing feminist matriarchs
to another whine,
too gooey,
shrill and screechy,
nagging nanny stroll away from True Patriarchal White Male empowerment.

Never minding Mother's ecological sacred health
despite unfortunate economic risks of global holocaust pathologies
for our...

Continue reading...

We like for Nanny to make us PBJ
And minto cheese samiches....ummm
She cuts off the edges, they just go away
She even gives baby bubba some
I love my Nanny more every day

© Mar 30 2010...

Continue reading...

Nanny taught me how to potty
I don’t like my pull ups soggy
She says stay til I make a plop
Then up from the potty I can hop
Ang go back to playing with froggy

© Mar 30 2010...

Continue reading...

Many an interpretations have I known of tales,
Of darkness versus light, gruesome versus delightful.
A time bedtime stories were Mamma’s pride.
Fortunate we were to look upon her face, all lightened.

Came an awful nanny, turned us to mice frightened.
Withered oval face, grim and opaque with intentions hidden;
Was...

Continue reading...

A young girl with cleavage to spare
Found employment as an au pair
Her boss was excited
Because she delighted
In giving her assets fresh air...

Continue reading...

Jesyca


A little girl full of life with so much love
for her papa. It was love at first sight
when papa laid eyes on her at her birth.
He was her nanny; papa never laid
her down but cradled her in his arms
until it was time to leave.

He was...

Continue reading...

Jesyca


A little girl full of life with so much love
for her papa. It was love at first sight
when papa laid eyes on her at her birth.
He was her nanny; papa never laid
her down but cradled her in his arms
until it was time to leave.

He was...

Continue reading...