Best Mowing Poems
Lawn Mowing WarsThe thick numerous shoots of grass have come out,
no more snow shovels til late autumn comes about.
I hear the robins chirp as they tend their nests,
wait....the sound of a cranky lawn mower chugging
to life from its winter's rest!
Quickly, dear, go out and mow before everyone...
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Categories:
mowing, 8th grade, 9th grade,
Form:
Rhyme
Mowing Down ChildrenMowing down children with assault rifles
The NRA is all for it. as long as they get a profit.
Selling guns to everyone.
Lah Dah Dee Lah Dee Dah
For protection they yell. We have rights they scream.
Give us our AK’s. Give us our AK’s.
We might need to kill...
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Categories:
mowing, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form:
Free verse
Mowing the LawnI’m mowing the lawn free and clear
Don’t have no pants on
Because it’s hot out here.
Neighbors always said I was insane
Always called me out of my name
“Well to hell with them!” is what I say.
I’m mowing the lawn free and clear today.
People always lookin’ down on...
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Categories:
mowing, anger, crazy, humor, summer,
Form:
Rhyme
First Spring Mowingoutside cutting lawn
neighbor's noisy mower hums
smell of fresh-mown grass
dandelions bloom
fresh violets kiss the breeze
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Categories:
mowing, nature, spring,
Form:
Haiku
I Am Bored With MowingSpring is here and I must admit,
since the grass is green and growing,
I don't mind if the whole world knows,
I am bored with mowing.
It's back and forth, back and forth,
so tedious and slow.
The repetition's so annoying,
it's a chore I could forgo.
It's a necessary evil,
that's...
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Categories:
mowing, depression, on work and
Form:
Rhyme
Mowing the GrassBlade alludes to strength
Yet,vulnerable, you bend
Lush carpet of life...
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Categories:
mowing, green, nature, spring,
Form:
Haiku
Mowing Down the Pins
It's not thanksgiving, but I get a turkey.
That's what comes when there's three strikes for me.
My average is up close to two hundred by now.
I had to get a lot of strikes somehow.
One day, I shall be the recipient of some...
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Categories:
mowing, sports,
Form:
Rhyme
Hand Mowing SlaveryAfter years here in the city with the constant traffic flow,
and the daily grind all based on work to have the coffers grow
or keep the kids in school and provide for what is middle class,
there needs to be an outlet where there is open space...
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Categories:
mowing, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Mowing and Fertilizing-WIt had been a bright and sunny day,
Looking thro’ the window listlessly,
Brooding over what life is after all,
Fumbling, rambling, finding no answer.
Suddenly I heard the noise of a machine,
Saw my neighbour mowing the lawn,
In the twilight of the clear day.
He had come to America for...
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Categories:
mowing, life, philosophy, social,
Form:
Free verse
Mowing Lawnmowing lawn ~
dandelion troops
decapitated
AP: Honorable Mention 2020
Posted on July 20, 2019...
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Categories:
mowing, flower, nature, summer,
Form:
Haiku
Mowing Yarddogs chasing push mower
throw each other in cut grass
grass hides dog poop mounds...
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Categories:
mowing, animal,
Form:
Haiku
last mowingshed will smell like grass
lawn mower will get a break
i'll miss exercise...
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Categories:
mowing, nature,
Form:
Haiku
Grassbefore the rain comes the grass, I must mow
and edge along the sidewalk
finished, first raindrops fall...
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Categories:
mowing, nature, rain, work,
Form:
Kimo
Fifty MilesIt's fifty miles to the city
And fifty home again,
Around that pothole on Depot Road
Into the arms of the lane.
Old George has left his hay down.
A day or two since mowing.
Pink shadow of the Grange Hall,
Blind in sun's last glowing.
The cows are gathered to the barn,
Tail...
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Categories:
mowing, animal, city, farm, home,
Form:
Rhyme
The Limericks Piled in His YardThe limericks piled in his yard
Made mowing and maintenance hard.
The blade would get stuck
When nonsense it struck,
The handle from hyperbole jarred.
...
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Categories:
mowing, funny, garden, green, humor,
Form:
Limerick