The Curse: Collaboration

A man with a quiet demeanor was cursed with a miniscule wiener. He tried lotions and pills But not one cured his ills. Now he's a silent nail hole cleaner. BY DALE GREGORY COZART His todger though tiny still worked. When he went for a wee it jerked. He could still have full sex. It was rather complex, but when it was over he smirked. BY JAN ALLISON His wee-wee was indeed very wee to the extent that no one could see. When asked, “Are you a man?” He replied, “Yes, I am. You can follow up stream when I pee.” BY DALE GREGORY COZART Went out for a night with a hooker Blonde but thick and no looker When she saw his todger Said my dog is bigger You're taking me for a sucker BY SEREN ROBERTS A silent curse shrunk his wee to a teeny thing I swear it is no bigger than a lil chicken wing For sex a useless reject Can't tell when its erect We make jokes about his miniature ding a ling BY MARTI Wait a minute please, I won't tell a lie isn't always small, it's big as apple pie the winds were mighty chilly affecting my poor old Willie now you hurt my feelings, think I'm gonna cry BY TIM SMITH Big Bertha said, "It ain't the cubic inches nope, the part for me what clinches is strokes per minute while they's in it not a tool needs movin' with winches." BY LIM'RICK FLATS if you want join in the fun!

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Date: 11/29/2017 2:39:00 PM
haha, this comes up as your BEST at Soup. Though you are only 1/3 of it, I love YOUR part the best of all!!
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 11/29/2017 3:07:00 PM
Thanks, Andrea! It was a lot of fun to be a part of!
Date: 7/31/2017 11:34:00 PM
Congratulations to all of you! I couldn't write a Limerick to save myself. Bravo! : )
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Date: 7/30/2017 7:30:00 PM
Congratulations to all of you on your fun limerick POTW :) had me laugh a good one.Lol!
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 7/30/2017 7:34:00 PM
Thanks, Akkina!
Date: 7/30/2017 3:03:00 PM
- A pleasure to read everyone :) -Congratulations with P.O.T.W. !!! - // Anne-Lise :)
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 7/30/2017 7:33:00 PM
Thanks, AL!
Date: 7/30/2017 12:27:00 PM
Many Many congrats on POTW Dale it was such fun to see how your original idea got folks writing and you know me i can't resist a poop poem or two lol-) hugs jan xx
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 7/30/2017 7:33:00 PM
Thanks, Jan!
Date: 7/30/2017 11:40:00 AM
Hi Dale, Subject matter or not these limericks are hilarious. Congrats on getting the poem of week. It was well deserved:-) Alexis
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 7/30/2017 11:49:00 AM
Thanks, Alexis!
Date: 7/24/2017 3:59:00 PM
Big Bertha said "It ain't the cubic inches... nope, the part for me what clinches... is strokes per minute... while they's in it... not a tool needs movin' with winches.
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 7/24/2017 4:24:00 PM
Thanks, John. Posted.
Date: 7/24/2017 8:27:00 AM
Wait a minute please, I won't tell a lie...isn't always small, it's big as apple pie...the winds were mighty chilly...affecting my poor old Willie...now you hurt my feelings, think I'm gonna cry
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 7/24/2017 4:24:00 PM
Thanks, Tim. Posted.
Date: 7/23/2017 6:26:00 PM
Ah yes, in the true tradition of the limerick! Nice work you two. LOL
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 7/23/2017 6:29:00 PM
It's a lot of fun, Dean!!
Date: 7/23/2017 6:00:00 PM
ha ha ha I love the follow up poem:-) I hope there are a few more poems added now:-) hugs Jan
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Date: 7/23/2017 5:07:00 PM
ha ha ha hilarious Dale and of course I am inspired...Tiny todger His todger though tiny still worked/ When he went for a wee it jerked/ He could still have full sex/ It was rather complex/ But when it was over he smirked.:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 7/23/2017 4:45:00 PM
Sorry, I had to head off to the restroom rather quickly; my sides are splitting. Great Limerick.
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 7/23/2017 4:48:00 PM
Thanks, ML!
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