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A curvaceous lady named Mary Just loved having sex in the dairy When smothered with whipped cream Her beau would lick her clean… His Calorie intake was scary!!! 14th June 2016

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Date: 6/16/2018 8:45:00 AM
You are a Limerick Goddess. ;) a fave! xomo
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Maureen McGreavy
Date: 6/16/2018 10:39:00 AM
Sweetness! That's only happened to me once. Got up to note something else down and a whole 'nother poem came out. :)
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 6/16/2018 9:19:00 AM
lol Mo:-) I took a risk posting this risque poem lol I just can't resist the limerick form, I often wake up with a complete poem in my head:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 6/29/2017 5:23:00 PM
Fantastic Limerick, I think I'm blushing, but would certainly consider increasing my calorie intake, Fun poem, luv, Kevin
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 6/29/2017 5:33:00 PM
lol Kevin it's been a long time since this poem was read - its a cheeky little number for sure lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 11/19/2016 1:34:00 PM
Great limerick poem, Jan. Only question is: what it the artificial or the natural cream that drove up the fella's caloric intake? Lol! Very, very funny image this poem brings. Love always to you.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 11/19/2016 2:33:00 PM
ha ha ha Freddie I love that comment - I will leave the answer to your imagination:-) hugs Jan xx
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Freddie Robinson Jr.
Date: 11/19/2016 1:37:00 PM
Oops! Sorry ... meant to say was it the artificial or the natural cream that drove up the poor fella's caloric intake. Love and peace to you.
Date: 7/11/2016 11:05:00 AM
I loved your limerick, Jan -- but, you should have had some whipped cream, too! P.S. Straw-covered farm girl does not reflect the truth of the tale. ;-)
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/11/2016 4:19:00 PM
I could have found another image but in the interest of decency went with the straw covered gal lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 7/7/2016 3:00:00 PM
Jan: I'm not sure my funny bone can withstand such an attack. That is very funny,but you already knew that. :o) Thank you for sharing your "licker-ick"with all of us on the Soup. Keep those light hearts coming. oldbuck
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 7/11/2016 4:18:00 PM
LOL Old Buck lickerick I like that thought lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 6/17/2016 7:47:00 PM
oh you are getting so good at your limericks. Awesome, Jan
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 6/18/2016 7:51:00 AM
Thanks Andrea:-) I do worry about my muse lol - wrote this one at work - mum nearly fell off her chair when i read her this one:-) lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 6/17/2016 6:09:00 PM
Bet he did not worry about calories Hope he never ran out of whipped cream Hugs Edith
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 6/17/2016 6:24:00 PM
ha ha ha Mama Bear just read the comment on seashells and guess you had peaked at this one too lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 6/15/2016 1:53:00 AM
Interesting. Great limerick. Enjoyed. TFS
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 6/15/2016 6:11:00 AM
Thanks Ravi:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 6/15/2016 1:18:00 AM
Lol. A wonderful limerick, Jan. T.J
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 6/15/2016 6:10:00 AM
Thanks TJ:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 6/14/2016 3:07:00 PM
I doubt he was worried about his calorie count. Good one, Jan! Love, Kim
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 6/14/2016 4:53:00 PM
Guess he worked the calories off later with a roll in the hay lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 6/14/2016 8:30:00 AM
Haha! Who cares of the extra pounds when one enjoys the whipped cream? A good one, Jan!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 6/14/2016 8:34:00 AM
LOL Demetrios:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 6/14/2016 8:16:00 AM
Bahahaha...love it Jan...who knew whipped cream could be hazardous to your health.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 6/14/2016 8:17:00 AM
lol I guess it can be huge quantities lol :-) hugs jan xx
Date: 6/14/2016 7:48:00 AM
Haha. I was raised on the farm. Love it.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 6/14/2016 7:49:00 AM
ha ha ha Kelli :-) Good job you're not called mary lol:-) hugs Jan xx