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Mary In the Dairy

A curvaceous lady named Mary
Just loved having sex in the dairy
When smothered with whipped cream
Her beau would lick her clean…
His Calorie intake was scary!!!

14th June 2016

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Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart June 16, 2018 at 8:45 AM You are a Limerick Goddess. ;) a fave! xomo Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart June 16, 2018 at 10:39 AM Sweetness! That's only happened to me once. Got up to note something else down and a whole 'nother poem came out. :) Jan Allison June 16, 2018 at 9:19 AM lol Mo:-) I took a risk posting this risque poem lol I just can't resist the limerick form, I often wake up with a complete poem in my head:-) hugs jan xx

Kevin Shaw June 29, 2017 at 5:23 PM Fantastic Limerick, I think I'm blushing, but would certainly consider increasing my calorie intake, Fun poem, luv, Kevin Jan Allison June 29, 2017 at 5:33 PM lol Kevin it's been a long time since this poem was read - its a cheeky little number for sure lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Freddie Robinson Jr. November 19, 2016 at 1:34 PM Great limerick poem, Jan. Only question is: what it the artificial or the natural cream that drove up the fella's caloric intake? Lol! Very, very funny image this poem brings. Love always to you. Jan Allison November 19, 2016 at 2:33 PM ha ha ha Freddie I love that comment - I will leave the answer to your imagination:-) hugs Jan xx Freddie Robinson Jr. November 19, 2016 at 1:37 PM Oops! Sorry ... meant to say was it the artificial or the natural cream that drove up the poor fella's caloric intake. Love and peace to you.

Tom Arnone July 11, 2016 at 11:05 AM I loved your limerick, Jan -- but, you should have had some whipped cream, too! P.S. Straw-covered farm girl does not reflect the truth of the tale. ;-) Jan Allison July 11, 2016 at 4:19 PM I could have found another image but in the interest of decency went with the straw covered gal lol:-) hugs jan xx

Old Buck July 7, 2016 at 3:00 PM Jan: I'm not sure my funny bone can withstand such an attack. That is very funny,but you already knew that. :o) Thank you for sharing your "licker-ick"with all of us on the Soup. Keep those light hearts coming. oldbuck Jan Allison July 11, 2016 at 4:18 PM LOL Old Buck lickerick I like that thought lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich June 17, 2016 at 7:47 PM oh you are getting so good at your limericks. Awesome, Jan Jan Allison June 18, 2016 at 7:51 AM Thanks Andrea:-) I do worry about my muse lol - wrote this one at work - mum nearly fell off her chair when i read her this one:-) lol:-) hugs jan xx

Mama Bear June 17, 2016 at 6:09 PM Bet he did not worry about calories Hope he never ran out of whipped cream Hugs Edith Jan Allison June 17, 2016 at 6:24 PM ha ha ha Mama Bear just read the comment on seashells and guess you had peaked at this one too lol:-) hugs jan xx

Ravi Sathasivam June 15, 2016 at 1:53 AM Interesting. Great limerick. Enjoyed. TFS Jan Allison June 15, 2016 at 6:11 AM Thanks Ravi:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Merryman June 14, 2016 at 3:07 PM I doubt he was worried about his calorie count. Good one, Jan! Love, Kim Jan Allison June 14, 2016 at 4:53 PM Guess he worked the calories off later with a roll in the hay lol:-) hugs jan xx

Demetrios Trifiatis June 14, 2016 at 8:30 AM Haha! Who cares of the extra pounds when one enjoys the whipped cream? A good one, Jan! Jan Allison June 14, 2016 at 8:34 AM LOL Demetrios:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith June 14, 2016 at 8:16 AM Bahahaha...love it Jan...who knew whipped cream could be hazardous to your health. Jan Allison June 14, 2016 at 8:17 AM lol I guess it can be huge quantities lol :-) hugs jan xx

Kelli White June 14, 2016 at 7:48 AM Haha. I was raised on the farm. Love it. Jan Allison June 14, 2016 at 7:49 AM ha ha ha Kelli :-) Good job you're not called mary lol:-) hugs Jan xx