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A curvaceous lady named Mary Just loved having sex in the dairy When smothered with whipped cream Her beau would lick her clean… His Calorie intake was scary!!! 14th June 2016

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Maureen Mcgreavy

Date: 6/16/2018 8:45:00 AM

You are a Limerick Goddess. ;) a fave! xomo

Maureen Mcgreavy
Date: 6/16/2018 10:39:00 AM

Sweetness! That's only happened to me once. Got up to note something else down and a whole 'nother poem came out. :)

Jan Allison
Date: 6/16/2018 9:19:00 AM

lol Mo:-) I took a risk posting this risque poem lol I just can't resist the limerick form, I often wake up with a complete poem in my head:-) hugs jan xx

Kevin Shaw

Date: 6/29/2017 5:23:00 PM

Fantastic Limerick, I think I'm blushing, but would certainly consider increasing my calorie intake, Fun poem, luv, Kevin

Jan Allison
Date: 6/29/2017 5:33:00 PM

lol Kevin it's been a long time since this poem was read - its a cheeky little number for sure lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Freddie Robinson Jr.

Date: 11/19/2016 1:34:00 PM

Great limerick poem, Jan. Only question is: what it the artificial or the natural cream that drove up the fella's caloric intake? Lol! Very, very funny image this poem brings. Love always to you.

Jan Allison
Date: 11/19/2016 2:33:00 PM

ha ha ha Freddie I love that comment - I will leave the answer to your imagination:-) hugs Jan xx

Freddie Robinson Jr.
Date: 11/19/2016 1:37:00 PM

Oops! Sorry ... meant to say was it the artificial or the natural cream that drove up the poor fella's caloric intake. Love and peace to you.

Tom Arnone

Date: 7/11/2016 11:05:00 AM

I loved your limerick, Jan -- but, you should have had some whipped cream, too! P.S. Straw-covered farm girl does not reflect the truth of the tale. ;-)

Jan Allison
Date: 7/11/2016 4:19:00 PM

I could have found another image but in the interest of decency went with the straw covered gal lol:-) hugs jan xx

Old Buck

Date: 7/7/2016 3:00:00 PM

Jan: I'm not sure my funny bone can withstand such an attack. That is very funny,but you already knew that. :o) Thank you for sharing your "licker-ick"with all of us on the Soup. Keep those light hearts coming. oldbuck

Jan Allison
Date: 7/11/2016 4:18:00 PM

LOL Old Buck lickerick I like that thought lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 6/17/2016 7:47:00 PM

oh you are getting so good at your limericks. Awesome, Jan

Jan Allison
Date: 6/18/2016 7:51:00 AM

Thanks Andrea:-) I do worry about my muse lol - wrote this one at work - mum nearly fell off her chair when i read her this one:-) lol:-) hugs jan xx