Arthur Vaso Poet Limerick

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Jan Allison is a beautiful woman with a beautiful heart, who writes poetry that brings laughter and smiles to us all. So even I am terrible at this form, I gave it my best shot, as my dedication to her! I had some help here, so my hats off to the Irish for that!

 

This form is typically called the “After five Sex Limerick” it consists of 5 limericks, to represent the five lines and the sixth limerick is the titles to the first five. Although the date of this form is unknown, ask any skilled Irishmen about this and he will claim it’s from long ago, but heard of often in pubs during drinking contests.

Jan Allison Has a Fan

JAN HAS A FAN


Jan Has no Tan

I once saw a gal called Jan
So sexy she made me ran
Straight to the vicar
Said marry us quicker
Whilst she drank her tea on the can


She is as White as pure Sand

I once met a gal in white dress
I fell straight in love I must confess
She was drinking her tea
While I stared at her knee
Surely my intentions she guessed


She Sips Her Tea Daily

I once met a gal drinking Tea
My heart was pumping in glee
From her nose to her toes
When she smiled I froze
So charming I become a devotee

While I Admire Her so Gayly

When I saw the lady in the white dress
My thoughts she I did undress
As she gazed out the window
She caught peeking Jimbo
Who was in quite the state of distress


I am a fan of the great poet Jan

There once was a gal who could fart
She refined it into an art
Her white dress in a breeze
Would lift till you sneeze
But she’ll always be my sweetheart




Notes: I just realized the title, as far as Jan is concerned , well could have a double meaning!

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Freddie Robinson Jr. November 19, 2016 at 1:54 PM Very witty and funny, Arthur. Great tribute to such a talented poetess. Well crafted limericks. Nice flow w/each one merging w/the next one. Love this one though. Peace and love to you. Arthur Vaso November 19, 2016 at 10:44 PM Thank you, was just happy to make her smile!

Lynn Marie August 22, 2016 at 3:58 AM What a wonderful poem for Jan! You have penned a lovely, very very funny tribute to the reigning "Queen" :-) She is such an accomplished Poetress, a beautiful woman whose generous heart and care for others is amazing...and then their is her famous "poop poems as she calls them":-) You have captured her splendidly Arthur..truly a special piece :-) thank you blessings, lynn Arthur Vaso November 19, 2016 at 10:43 PM Thank you so much Lynn Marie!

Kim Rodrigues April 30, 2016 at 7:05 PM Enjoyed how you undressed her thoughts..fun poem Arthur Vaso November 19, 2016 at 10:43 PM Thank you so much Kim!

Jan Allison April 26, 2016 at 2:29 AM I had fried onions last night - I sure wish I did have a fan lol - seriously Arthur I'm so honoured and delighted to see this at the top of the best new poems list :-) hugs Jan xx Joanna Daniel August 20, 2016 at 3:19 AM This one is a perfect dedication for you:)

Manmath Dalei April 24, 2016 at 11:11 AM A great poem Arthur. You did a nice job here. A poem for a poet....very wonderful & amazing effort. I love ur effort.........hugs

Jean Murray April 11, 2016 at 6:36 AM What a fabulous way to houour our queen of fun poetess. Jan Allison April 13, 2016 at 2:26 PM Just wish it was me in the pic Jean - the only similarity is the cup of tea lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Keith Bickerstaffe April 9, 2016 at 11:07 PM I'm sure she loved every naughty little piece here... Jan is such a sweetheart ~ this is perfect for her! BRAVO Arthur and to think all this time I was avoiding you 'cos I thought you were stuck up... now WHERE did that come from??? Keith Jan Allison April 13, 2016 at 2:27 PM Arthur is amazing Keith he's a creative genius and a lovely friend - what more can I say apart from I was so stunned to find this poem and just wish it was me in the pic lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Timothy Hicks April 5, 2016 at 12:37 AM What a great and hilarious dedication to a great lady. 2nd and 5th ones were my favorites ... Jan seems tickled pink that you wrote this for her. Very sweet. Jan Allison April 7, 2016 at 8:50 AM I am elated Timothy lol - just wish it was me in the pic - the only similarity is the cup of tea lol:-0 hugs Jan xx

Robert Lindley April 2, 2016 at 8:39 PM YOUR SUBJECT IS NOT ONLY BEAUTIFUL BUT ALSO A WONDERFUL AND VERY TALENTED POETESS. Sorry, I did not find this sooner my friend. She is First Class all the way!!! A7 Adding this to my fav list- will be my first ever limerick added! A double, you the author Arthur(wink) and Jan the poetess subject. A REAL peach-- perhaps she was born in Georgia... Jan Allison April 3, 2016 at 11:50 AM I wish it was me Robert lol the only similarity is the cup of tea lol:-) am honoured Arthur has done such wonderful poems about me:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith April 1, 2016 at 9:20 PM Shots did I hear you're buying shots?

Casarah Nance April 1, 2016 at 8:19 PM That is freakin' great yo, I love the play on words for the title...You really make the reader and like a cup of tea we must let the tea steep into our minds, plus this is really friggin' funny. haha well done sugar xxx a 7 and fav, you buy the next round of shots! Jan Allison April 7, 2016 at 8:51 AM Cheers ma dear:-) hugs Jan xx

Nette Onclaud April 1, 2016 at 8:18 PM yes for jan and the other strings.. so finely done, arthur!,,huggs Jan Allison April 3, 2016 at 11:51 AM I wish it was a pic of me Nette lol the only similarity is the cup of tea lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Etienne Lariviere April 1, 2016 at 8:17 PM I am a fan of Jan, fanstique mon amis. Jan Allison April 3, 2016 at 11:51 AM aww thank you Etienne you are so kind:-) hugs jan xx

Jan Allison April 1, 2016 at 7:58 PM The comments are so wonderful Arthur am so glad the poem is getting lots of reads and comments:-) hugs Jannxx

Andrea Dietrich April 1, 2016 at 6:55 PM hahaha. What a way to end it, Arthur!! And what you said in your note at the bottom. Hilarious. I got the biggest kick out of Jimbo at the window. Now who would that be?? Tim Smith April 1, 2016 at 8:32 PM Hope you didn't get pricked by t-horn ?? Arthur Vaso April 1, 2016 at 7:53 PM ok ok it was me but shhhhhhhhhhh the police report still says Jimbo!!

Arthur Vaso April 1, 2016 at 6:26 PM Thanks Paul! Was fun to write!

Paul Callus April 1, 2016 at 4:56 PM Excellent fare, Arthur!! You use poetic license with a smooth pen! Thank you for the smile/s. // Regards // paul Arthur Vaso April 1, 2016 at 6:26 PM Thanks Paul! Was fun to write! Jan Allison April 1, 2016 at 5:56 PM Such amazing poetic licence especially with the picture lol I bet you are disappointed I don't look like that - I sure wish i did lol:-) hugs jan xx

Alexis Y. April 1, 2016 at 4:39 PM Hi Arthur, These are some funny limericks. And they are so fitting for the limerick Queen. Jan is such a kind and funny lady- Alexis Arthur Vaso April 1, 2016 at 7:52 PM Yes she sure is, a beauty inside and out! Jan Allison April 1, 2016 at 5:57 PM Thanks so much Alexis - I keep dropping back to read the comments and re read the clever limericks:-) I think Arthur has knocked my crown off with this string of poems:-) hugs jan xx

Eve Roper April 1, 2016 at 1:25 PM What a wonderful write, Arthur, courage is one you do have. Love you Jan you are a beautiful woman !! Arthur Vaso April 1, 2016 at 7:52 PM As we can all see Jan is a wee bit shy! Of course thats her! :) Jan Allison April 1, 2016 at 1:43 PM Its not me in the pic - I wish it was lol - the only similarity is the cup of tea lol:-) hugs jan xx

Charmaine Chircop April 1, 2016 at 12:37 PM Fantabulous liMwahricks about this girl Jan who is so very sweet with and without a tan : ). Love yr last lone most " :) Arthur Vaso April 1, 2016 at 7:51 PM Why thank you so much Charmaine! Charmaine Chircop April 1, 2016 at 6:49 PM You are still very sweet Jan : )...I love her cuo of tea too, lol Jan Allison April 1, 2016 at 1:42 PM Its not me in the pic - I wish it was lol - the only similarity is the cup of tea lol:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen April 1, 2016 at 8:58 AM - Awesome !!!! - Awesome !!!! - I hope you will like my poem: - We Do It Around 14 Times A Day - which one of the limerick came from :) - But it's our dear Jan who is the expert on fart poems, she always gives us a smile :) - I am a fan too of the great poet Jan:) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Arthur Vaso April 1, 2016 at 7:49 PM Thank you so much Anne Lise, I will for sure come and look! and yes, I bet your are surprised Jan looks much as you do!!!! Jan Allison April 1, 2016 at 11:53 AM oh I wish that was me Anne lise - I hide behind my avatar as I am far from a stunner lol:-) hugs jan xx Anne-Lise Andresen April 1, 2016 at 9:01 AM - A great picture - I've always wondered how Jan look like :) - She is beautiful and sexy !!!

Jill Spagnola April 1, 2016 at 5:50 AM I love use guys camaraderie! It is so refreshing and it makes me smile:)) Arthur Vaso April 1, 2016 at 7:47 PM Thank you Jill, I didn't just want to make Jan smile, this was fun to do and I was hoping to make everyone smile, Tim Smith helped out too!

Jill Spagnola April 1, 2016 at 5:48 AM Arthur, now you have me crushin on Jan:) I love the new form...you seem to be intrigued with double meanings.lol...peace, jill Arthur Vaso April 1, 2016 at 7:46 PM I am intrigued when I manage to get 2 socks of the same color on my feet in the mornings!! And yes ever since Tim Hortons became famous, I am all about a double double! Jan Allison April 1, 2016 at 11:53 AM I wish it was me Jill lol - I hide behind my dragonfly for very good reason lol:-) hugs jan xx

Jan Allison April 1, 2016 at 1:27 AM OMG this is hilarious Arthur - wish I could fave it a million times :-) I need a fan after this to get over the shock ha ha ha :-)Hugs Jan xx Arthur Vaso April 1, 2016 at 7:43 PM I am happy I could cheer you up and make you smile!

Aurore Severo March 31, 2016 at 11:58 PM I was reading some of Jans's poems and came by this I am sure she will love this! Do me next!!!!! hahahahaha Arthur Vaso April 1, 2016 at 7:39 PM Aurore is such a pretty name, I would be careful of such requests!!! Hugs Jan Allison April 1, 2016 at 1:28 AM I'm sure Arthur would love to'do you' lol:-) hugs Jan xx

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