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Jan Allison is a beautiful woman with a beautiful heart, who writes poetry that brings laughter and smiles to us all. So even I am terrible at this form, I gave it my best shot, as my dedication to her! I had some help here, so my hats off to the Irish for that!

This form is typically called the “After five Sex Limerick” it consists of 5 limericks, to represent the five lines and the sixth limerick is the titles to the first five. Although the date of this form is unknown, ask any skilled Irishmen about this and he will claim it’s from long ago, but heard of often in pubs during drinking contests.

Jan Allison Has a Fan

JAN HAS A FAN


Jan Has no Tan

I once saw a gal called Jan
So sexy she made me ran
Straight to the vicar
Said marry us quicker
Whilst she drank her tea on the can


She is as White as pure Sand

I once met a gal in white dress
I fell straight in love I must confess
She was drinking her tea
While I stared at her knee
Surely my intentions she guessed


She Sips Her Tea Daily

I once met a gal drinking Tea
My heart was pumping in glee
From her nose to her toes
When she smiled I froze
So charming I become a devotee

While I Admire Her so Gayly

When I saw the lady in the white dress
My thoughts she I did undress
As she gazed out the window
She caught peeking Jimbo
Who was in quite the state of distress


I am a fan of the great poet Jan

There once was a gal who could fart
She refined it into an art
Her white dress in a breeze
Would lift till you sneeze
But she’ll always be my sweetheart




Notes: I just realized the title, as far as Jan is concerned , well could have a double meaning!

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Freddie Robinson Jr.

Date: 11/19/2016 1:54:00 PM

Very witty and funny, Arthur. Great tribute to such a talented poetess. Well crafted limericks. Nice flow w/each one merging w/the next one. Love this one though. Peace and love to you.

Arthur Vaso
Date: 11/19/2016 10:44:00 PM

Thank you, was just happy to make her smile!

Lynn Marie

Date: 8/22/2016 3:58:00 AM

What a wonderful poem for Jan! You have penned a lovely, very very funny tribute to the reigning "Queen" :-) She is such an accomplished Poetress, a beautiful woman whose generous heart and care for others is amazing...and then their is her famous "poop poems as she calls them":-) You have captured her splendidly Arthur..truly a special piece :-) thank you blessings, lynn

Arthur Vaso
Date: 11/19/2016 10:43:00 PM

Thank you so much Lynn Marie!

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 4/30/2016 7:05:00 PM

Enjoyed how you undressed her thoughts..fun poem

Arthur Vaso
Date: 11/19/2016 10:43:00 PM

Thank you so much Kim!

Jan Allison

Date: 4/26/2016 2:29:00 AM

I had fried onions last night - I sure wish I did have a fan lol - seriously Arthur I'm so honoured and delighted to see this at the top of the best new poems list :-) hugs Jan xx

Joanna Daniel
Date: 8/20/2016 3:19:00 AM

This one is a perfect dedication for you:)

Manmath Dalei

Date: 4/24/2016 11:11:00 AM

A great poem Arthur. You did a nice job here. A poem for a poet....very wonderful & amazing effort. I love ur effort.........hugs

Jean Murray

Date: 4/11/2016 6:36:00 AM

What a fabulous way to houour our queen of fun poetess.

Jan Allison
Date: 4/13/2016 2:26:00 PM

Just wish it was me in the pic Jean - the only similarity is the cup of tea lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Keith Bickerstaffe

Date: 4/9/2016 11:07:00 PM

I'm sure she loved every naughty little piece here... Jan is such a sweetheart ~ this is perfect for her! BRAVO Arthur and to think all this time I was avoiding you 'cos I thought you were stuck up... now WHERE did that come from??? Keith

Jan Allison
Date: 4/13/2016 2:27:00 PM

Arthur is amazing Keith he's a creative genius and a lovely friend - what more can I say apart from I was so stunned to find this poem and just wish it was me in the pic lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Timothy Hicks

Date: 4/5/2016 12:37:00 AM

What a great and hilarious dedication to a great lady. 2nd and 5th ones were my favorites ... Jan seems tickled pink that you wrote this for her. Very sweet.

Jan Allison
Date: 4/7/2016 8:50:00 AM

I am elated Timothy lol - just wish it was me in the pic - the only similarity is the cup of tea lol:-0 hugs Jan xx

Robert Lindley

Date: 4/2/2016 8:39:00 PM

YOUR SUBJECT IS NOT ONLY BEAUTIFUL BUT ALSO A WONDERFUL AND VERY TALENTED POETESS. Sorry, I did not find this sooner my friend. She is First Class all the way!!! A7 Adding this to my fav list- will be my first ever limerick added! A double, you the author Arthur(wink) and Jan the poetess subject. A REAL peach-- perhaps she was born in Georgia...

Jan Allison
Date: 4/3/2016 11:50:00 AM

I wish it was me Robert lol the only similarity is the cup of tea lol:-) am honoured Arthur has done such wonderful poems about me:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith

Date: 4/1/2016 9:20:00 PM

Shots did I hear you're buying shots?

Casarah Nance

Date: 4/1/2016 8:19:00 PM

That is freakin' great yo, I love the play on words for the title...You really make the reader and like a cup of tea we must let the tea steep into our minds, plus this is really friggin' funny. haha well done sugar xxx a 7 and fav, you buy the next round of shots!

Jan Allison
Date: 4/7/2016 8:51:00 AM

Cheers ma dear:-) hugs Jan xx

Nette Onclaud

Date: 4/1/2016 8:18:00 PM

yes for jan and the other strings.. so finely done, arthur!,,huggs

Jan Allison
Date: 4/3/2016 11:51:00 AM

I wish it was a pic of me Nette lol the only similarity is the cup of tea lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Etienne Lariviere

Date: 4/1/2016 8:17:00 PM

I am a fan of Jan, fanstique mon amis.

Jan Allison
Date: 4/3/2016 11:51:00 AM

aww thank you Etienne you are so kind:-) hugs jan xx

Jan Allison

Date: 4/1/2016 7:58:00 PM

The comments are so wonderful Arthur am so glad the poem is getting lots of reads and comments:-) hugs Jannxx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 4/1/2016 6:55:00 PM

hahaha. What a way to end it, Arthur!! And what you said in your note at the bottom. Hilarious. I got the biggest kick out of Jimbo at the window. Now who would that be??

Tim Smith
Date: 4/1/2016 8:32:00 PM

Hope you didn't get pricked by t-horn ??

Arthur Vaso
Date: 4/1/2016 7:53:00 PM

ok ok it was me but shhhhhhhhhhh the police report still says Jimbo!!

Arthur Vaso

Date: 4/1/2016 6:26:00 PM

Thanks Paul! Was fun to write!

Paul Callus

Date: 4/1/2016 4:56:00 PM

Excellent fare, Arthur!! You use poetic license with a smooth pen! Thank you for the smile/s. // Regards // paul

Arthur Vaso
Date: 4/1/2016 6:26:00 PM

Thanks Paul! Was fun to write!

Jan Allison
Date: 4/1/2016 5:56:00 PM

Such amazing poetic licence especially with the picture lol I bet you are disappointed I don't look like that - I sure wish i did lol:-) hugs jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 4/1/2016 4:39:00 PM

Hi Arthur, These are some funny limericks. And they are so fitting for the limerick Queen. Jan is such a kind and funny lady- Alexis

Arthur Vaso
Date: 4/1/2016 7:52:00 PM

Yes she sure is, a beauty inside and out!

Jan Allison
Date: 4/1/2016 5:57:00 PM

Thanks so much Alexis - I keep dropping back to read the comments and re read the clever limericks:-) I think Arthur has knocked my crown off with this string of poems:-) hugs jan xx

Eve Roper

Date: 4/1/2016 1:25:00 PM

What a wonderful write, Arthur, courage is one you do have. Love you Jan you are a beautiful woman !!

Arthur Vaso
Date: 4/1/2016 7:52:00 PM

As we can all see Jan is a wee bit shy! Of course thats her! :)

Jan Allison
Date: 4/1/2016 1:43:00 PM

Its not me in the pic - I wish it was lol - the only similarity is the cup of tea lol:-) hugs jan xx

Charmaine Chircop

Date: 4/1/2016 12:37:00 PM

Fantabulous liMwahricks about this girl Jan who is so very sweet with and without a tan : ). Love yr last lone most " :)

Arthur Vaso
Date: 4/1/2016 7:51:00 PM

Why thank you so much Charmaine!

Charmaine Chircop
Date: 4/1/2016 6:49:00 PM

You are still very sweet Jan : )...I love her cuo of tea too, lol

Jan Allison
Date: 4/1/2016 1:42:00 PM

Its not me in the pic - I wish it was lol - the only similarity is the cup of tea lol:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 4/1/2016 8:58:00 AM

- Awesome !!!! - Awesome !!!! - I hope you will like my poem: - We Do It Around 14 Times A Day - which one of the limerick came from :) - But it's our dear Jan who is the expert on fart poems, she always gives us a smile :) - I am a fan too of the great poet Jan:) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Arthur Vaso
Date: 4/1/2016 7:49:00 PM

Thank you so much Anne Lise, I will for sure come and look! and yes, I bet your are surprised Jan looks much as you do!!!!

Jan Allison
Date: 4/1/2016 11:53:00 AM

oh I wish that was me Anne lise - I hide behind my avatar as I am far from a stunner lol:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 4/1/2016 9:01:00 AM

- A great picture - I've always wondered how Jan look like :) - She is beautiful and sexy !!!

Jill Spagnola

Date: 4/1/2016 5:50:00 AM

I love use guys camaraderie! It is so refreshing and it makes me smile:))

Arthur Vaso
Date: 4/1/2016 7:47:00 PM

Thank you Jill, I didn't just want to make Jan smile, this was fun to do and I was hoping to make everyone smile, Tim Smith helped out too!

Jill Spagnola

Date: 4/1/2016 5:48:00 AM

Arthur, now you have me crushin on Jan:) I love the new form...you seem to be intrigued with double meanings.lol...peace, jill

Arthur Vaso
Date: 4/1/2016 7:46:00 PM

I am intrigued when I manage to get 2 socks of the same color on my feet in the mornings!! And yes ever since Tim Hortons became famous, I am all about a double double!

Jan Allison
Date: 4/1/2016 11:53:00 AM

I wish it was me Jill lol - I hide behind my dragonfly for very good reason lol:-) hugs jan xx

Jan Allison

Date: 4/1/2016 1:27:00 AM

OMG this is hilarious Arthur - wish I could fave it a million times :-) I need a fan after this to get over the shock ha ha ha :-)Hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso
Date: 4/1/2016 7:43:00 PM

I am happy I could cheer you up and make you smile!