Jan Allison Has a Fan
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Jan Allison is a beautiful woman with a beautiful heart, who writes poetry that brings laughter and smiles to us all. So even I am terrible at this form, I gave it my best shot, as my dedication to her! I had some help here, so my hats off to the Irish for that!
This form is typically called the “After five Sex Limerick” it consists of 5 limericks, to represent the five lines and the sixth limerick is the titles to the first five. Although the date of this form is unknown, ask any skilled Irishmen about this and he will claim it’s from long ago, but heard of often in pubs during drinking contests.
JAN HAS A FAN
Jan Has no Tan
I once saw a gal called Jan
So sexy she made me ran
Straight to the vicar
Said marry us quicker
Whilst she drank her tea on the can
She is as White as pure Sand
I once met a gal in white dress
I fell straight in love I must confess
She was drinking her tea
While I stared at her knee
Surely my intentions she guessed
She Sips Her Tea Daily
I once met a gal drinking Tea
My heart was pumping in glee
From her nose to her toes
When she smiled I froze
So charming I become a devotee
While I Admire Her so Gayly
When I saw the lady in the white dress
My thoughts she I did undress
As she gazed out the window
She caught peeking Jimbo
Who was in quite the state of distress
I am a fan of the great poet Jan
There once was a gal who could fart
She refined it into an art
Her white dress in a breeze
Would lift till you sneeze
But she’ll always be my sweetheart
Notes: I just realized the title, as far as Jan is concerned , well could have a double meaning!
Copyright © Arthur Vaso | Year Posted 2016
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