Best Likes Poems

Her chopsticks are at the ready.
Her hands are good and steady.
She likes to knit her noodles!
The task has just begun...

She starts off with a mango Welt
With pride, with zest, with tang.
It's a mesmerising watch
While the wiggling noodles hang.

Next. She's on to saucy Stocking Stitch.
Her garment...

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A politician called Ronald Dump
Loves to pat pretty girls on the rump
At a peachy pert tush
All his brains turn to mush
His wife floors him – you should see the lump!

Fictional write for fun

7th June 2016...

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I know a place; no one likes to be there,
yet nearly everyone I know has gone
to sit with trepidation in a chair,
and then reclined, each person sits and drools
while helplessly they stare up at the face
of someone who is cramming too big tools
inside their mouth,...

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at the same time seen
                               dawn and dusk on the same earth 
  ...

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likes it...

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When my hair was blonde I did not see
I looked pretty close to age one hundred and three.
Why people crossed the street wherever I’d be
Was a complete utter consternation to me.

No one likes an old person in the USA.
They run from us all night and...

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Most sponsors do not place a poem
Based on its merits, rhythm, or rhyme,
So, friend, if you find your poem N/A’d
Lose no sleep, it happens all the time!

Contest wins are approval of one person
Hundreds may love your poem, not her
Or him, and it matters not a...

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There's this chart as formula in making a movie you see....
Ever being adjusted brought abreast unto her times and here 
We are amid the twenty-first century silver pears cherry squares
Taking notes casting votes statuettes bell tower pets his writers tea ?
Crunching numbers computers quiz shake...

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Baby, I saw you wishin' on him,
But you ought to give me a whirl;
'Cuz he's a handsome hunk,
But when he gets drunk
Baby, he likes ugly girls.

Yeah, he still lives with his momma,
Even tho' he's thirty-three.
She starches and irons his jeans and shirts 
And he brings...

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These chillies are so spicy and hot
And they could change your sex life  a lot
Cos if you’re in the mood
Grab this hot spicy food
It may work...why not give it a shot

If your brewer’s  droop is just brewing 
But your lady fancies some screwing
Try...

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Willy is a Brussels Griffon breed
with a distinctive mustache and beard.
And he will steal your heart; guaranteed,
because he looks so lovably weird.

A chivalrous soul like knights of old,
Willy lives life with vigor and style.
And a jester with a heart of gold,
he survives on little more...

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Daddy likes to live that luxurious life,
Racin ‘round lookin for a one night wife,
After night he come runnin to the same ‘ol girl,
At night he come runnin to the same ol’ *****,
Throwin her money out the window like he worked hard for it,
Like he walked...

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She likes to cook.
Often, it seems,
and perhaps more than is deserved.
Like all good cooks, 
her generosity will sometimes be abused,
her culinary delights devoured carelessly 
to sate the greed 
of some as well sustained by Maccas.
But chefs so splendid, 
so gifted and so generous as she,...

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poka-dots and stripes
black blue red purple and green
these are my favorites...

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Sun revolves around the Earth,
Isn’t that a curious phenomenon?
There are rules and laws since I’ve taken birth
You have to follow, you can’t run.
 
Within my mother’s womb, as a foetus
I floated from one wall to another.
Now the entwining rules eat us
The prodigious list only grows...

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