Jan Allison Poet Limerick

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My hubby took this photo... it inspired me to write this bawdy poem!

She Likes It Hot and Spicy - Bawdy Limerick

These chillies are so spicy and hot
And they could change your sex life  a lot
Cos if you’re in the mood
Grab this hot spicy food
It may work...why not give it a shot

If your brewer’s  droop is just brewing 
But your lady fancies some screwing
Try some natural Viagra 
She’ll be willing to bag ya
Soon you’ll both be billing and cooing

09 07 17

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Jack Horne September 12, 2017 at 12:05 PM LOL, had a chuckle at these : ) Jan Allison September 12, 2017 at 5:14 PM I couldn't believe the picture lol so i had to write a poem about it :-) hugs jan xx

Pat Adams September 9, 2017 at 4:31 PM Wow, I didn't see that one coming.(If you'll excuse the expression) Crazy, and little more intimate than bawdy I thought. In other words.....WELL DONE!! Jan Allison September 10, 2017 at 3:32 PM Lol I should have described it as 'hot' rather than bawdy lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Lim'Rik Flats September 8, 2017 at 8:26 AM Honey I hate to nag ya, but did you take your viagra? Wow, a new definition of the Red Hot Chile Peckers! uh... I mean peppers huggacoos ~ john

Russell Sivey September 8, 2017 at 3:59 AM Oh my Jan! You wrote a very sensual write here my friend! You are right, this is a bawdy poem, but it is well done! I surely enjoyed reading this funny poem this morning! You have written a masterful limerick, such skill you have Jan! What a fabulous piece, Great Work!!

Anne-Lise Andresen September 8, 2017 at 2:41 AM - Yes, very hot ... and good luck :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Michael Vacek September 7, 2017 at 8:16 PM The photo is spicy, the poem is hot,.the imagery is saucy, I like it a lot.

Dale Gregory Cozart September 7, 2017 at 4:51 PM While the photo looks gross, your poem is hilarious! Jan Allison September 10, 2017 at 3:29 PM Lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer September 7, 2017 at 3:55 PM hilarious! great one, jan! Jan Allison September 7, 2017 at 4:02 PM Thanks Ilene:-) hugs Jan xx

Charlie Smith September 7, 2017 at 3:41 PM What inspired you, the photo or the peppers? Funny one Jan. Jan Allison September 7, 2017 at 4:01 PM Lol it was the sign natural viagra lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith September 7, 2017 at 2:54 PM You learn something new everyday...now where did I hide those peppers Jan Allison September 7, 2017 at 3:15 PM Thanks Tim lol the sign made me lol and no he didn't buy any chillies lol:-) hugs Jan xx