Best Kamala Poems
Knocked down a pervasive glass ceiling
And left the racist bigots reeling,
Meteoric rise to Vice-Presidency
And the praise for her ascendency
Lets little girls know the sky is the limit
And, in America, that is the prevailing spirit.
Categories:
kamala, america, beautiful, success,
Form:
Acrostic
Kamala said she has only worked for the American masses
She did work for Speaker Willie Brown as his mistress
Even her husband loved his mistress
So much he had her abort their fetus
She doesn’t support parent's rights
She doesn’t support the police
She doesn’t support the State of Israel
She doesn’t support the borders of America
She does support the hammer and sickle!
Categories:
kamala, patriotic,
Form:
Free verse
Keep pressing on
And looking up
M.A.G.A. is wrong
And Star struck
Lead the way with
Amazing grace
Heroine despite
All the hate
Refuse to lose
Remember you are a winner
It’s time to choose to be a
Saint despite the sinner
Categories:
kamala, america, anti bullying, appreciation,
Form:
Acrostic
Kindness blends with kindness
Anger sires anger
Mindfulness lingers with reason
Affection grows in caring and charity
Laziness retards inspiration
Abstinence dissolves patriotism...
Categories:
kamala, anger, appreciation, care, change,
Form:
Acrostic
I cackle and I giggle
I'm a friendly sort of gal
And when I’m quite excited
I'll give a little twirl.
Why would all this be funny
As It's simply who I am
Just a smart and chatty lady
Not a sour old boring man?
The job I do is tiresome
Cleaning up after my boss
Helping prompt him and remind him
For he's often at a loss.
People need to understand
As the ‘Spare’ it's really tough
If you harbor any doubts
Ask Prince Harry just how rough.
We poor souls haven't a rudder
A proper job to give us strength
Maybe why we're such a target
Nipped and pricked with every breath.
The sad part is I'll never be
The leader only I can clearly see
The first woman to Preside
The gig I thought was meant for me.
But what the heck let's have some fun
Doing the little that I do
A skill of mine if truth be told
As often I simply haven't got a clue.
Categories:
kamala, funny, humorous, political, satire,
Form:
Rhyme
Kamala Harris "The Vice President Of "The United States Of America in 2020 spoke to "The Immigrants Of "The Entire World" and told them what time it is!.Kamala Harris who is "The Vice-President" Of "The United States Of America" spoke to "Immigrants one day,and she "Said" that if you want to come to "The U.S.A.......Come in a "Legitimate Way"! Today is"U.S.A 's ways to let "Immigrants see that "The Vice President" does not play ,when she said you can come to "The U.S.A" "ONLY" in a legitamate way!!!! Best believe it,and you will "Walk Back" to your "Home Country" from "The U.S.A" because you were a "Bully" who tried to"Bully" your way into "The U.S.A.!!!! Walk back home ,because "The U.S.A. does not play"!!! "The Bullies are dead"!!! You cannot "Bully" your way into "The U.S.A. Come in a "Legitamate Way" or you might "Die" as you travel and "Bully" your way!!!! Today is the only legal way to to enter "The U.S.A"by comming to "The U.S.A" "Legally" or being put on the list to walk back home. There are those who want to "Bully" their way into "The U.S.A"as illegal immigrants! They must realize that the "BULLY" is "DEAD"! They cut off "THE BULLIES HEAD"! Those who come to "The U.S.A. illagitamy will have to "Walk Back Home"!They are "BULLIES" who would not listen to "Vice-President Kamala Harris!!! They try to "Bully " The "Female" Vice -President Of "The United States Of America"! She is a "Christian"! She does not take any thing from any other "Religion"! In "The U.S.A Women and Men Rule"! We reject any law that is not inclusive of women and men ruling!The Lord God Almighty is "The Real Holy Name Of GOD"! The Bully is dead,and "The Bullies will have to "Walk Back Home"! Kamala Harris told them not to come,and they disobeyed and are being sent back! They are "Bullies" who tried to"Bully" "The Vice -President Of The United States Of America! She Tried to keep them out of "Harms Way"!They must not want to be blessed?
Categories:
kamala, 10th grade, 7th grade,
Form:
Blank verse
Kamala Harris,
Is sure to embarrass.
Vice-President is she,
When asked tough questions, giggles nervously.
Categories:
kamala, america, political,
Form:
Clerihew
My fear is not of Joe with hair of grey, mind in disarray, coherence at bay.
Main concern not about his overall knowledge lack, or how he doesn’t know Iran from Iraq, or cause he wannabe black
My complaint is not the fuel cost rise, nor Junior's highs, I'm not one of THOSE guys...but what IF he dies??
Can't stress enough, when I say this stuff, the dark cloud is rough! Crossing that bridge is tough, beware the trolls down there, my Billy Goats Gruff.
Dress it up and call it 'strong', don't ignore sublime lyrics in her song, you're lost in the rhythm foot tapping along, but it's not right on, it's off and wrong.
I'm all for the melting pot I like fondue, but there's recipes to follow, You. Generations of cookbooks tried and true, anything else I find hard to chew.
Harder to swallow hence we spit, but the foulness remains you nearly choke on it, she leaves a bad taste that just won't quit, not even Altoids can last through term limits
You read the bumper sticker that my car was adorning, but drivers in the left lane tend not to heed the warning, take the wheel and drive yourself stop conforming, try to be so woke but you'll oversleep one morning.
No more hitting snooze or Biden your time cause the time is up. Is Kamala really in the house? YUP! Pessimist maybe but I see a half empty cup.
And going lower like that cup's a sieve, she's gonna set us so far back it'll be primitive, and not like Bedrock but
rock hard to live, not a pretty picture just lots of negatives.
Categories:
kamala, america, patriotic, people, perspective,
Form:
Rhyme
stepp'n down from presidency ~Kamala, de facto nominee
Kamala means lotus flower~accent on Ka,' Zen power
top of the ticket changed~ but the message remains the same
fight for freedom at fifty-nine ~her belly laugh we love, smiles of sunshine
here to stay~as prosecutor put predators away
potential Harris picks~for vice president as time ticks
Categories:
kamala, america, character, freedom, history,
Form:
Monoku
Into our lives, God manifests in various ways.
He protects us from every stupid deed.
In the era of Esther – the biblical days,
This lovely woman was made Persia’s queen.
Today vice president holds great significance.
And Kamala Harris can emulate Esther’s glory--
A powerful place in the political landscape
And a chance to be the heroine of the story.
With shootings and corruption brewing a funk,
What will be done to save our people from harm?
Will the Lord empower her to wield His influence,
Before the silent majority raises a monstrous storm?
Categories:
kamala, bible, political, religion, society,
Form:
Couplet
Woman President
A dream come true,
I was always told it was possible
A woman president
Could anyone have predicted it
Many women have run for equal rights
in the past, we’re here and now
It might as well be you
Worn down is your spontaneous laugh
reduced to a serious hum
Working hard to keep our country free
Gee—wiz already you have made history
In the role of Vice Presidency
A dream come true,
I was always told it was possible
A woman president
It may as well be you
Kamala for President!
Categories:
kamala, appreciation, change, political, voice,
Form:
Political Verse
Kamala Harris
Flew off to Paris.
Cooking ware gaffes,
Nervously laughs.
Categories:
kamala, political, silly,
Form:
Clerihew
They hate her laugh
They hate her style
They hate her staff
They hate her guile
They hate her swagger and generous grin
But above all else,
They hate she just may win!
Categories:
kamala, america, analogy, political,
Form:
Political Verse
I want to know who’s going to tell Trump that the job he’s currently seeking might just be one of those black jobs?—Michelle Obama
please don't squander what those before us fought hard for all of their lives
~ he wants you to fear two highly educated black successes whose lives thrives
something wonderfully magical is in the air ~
spreading all across this country we love and share
steppin’ up ~ Kamala a president we can be proud of
~not a villain fear monger for a lesser gov
Categories:
kamala, america, celebration, change, family,
Form:
Monoku
If in the basket of deplorables must I be,
To quote a term most used by sweetest Hilary,
Then let me state this best I can,
I'm voting for our country, not the man.
A country where race and gender aren't the bait,
But where everyone is open to debate,
United by a sense of common pride
Holding back divisions’ surging tide.
Where knowledge of our strength is used for good,
And our intent for peace is not misunderstood;
Making clear to tyrants our firm resolve,
So that by dialogue not war may they
squabbles solve.
A nation where our people are first in line
And not succumb to disadvantages or imported crime,
From open borders with illegals pouring through,
With misguided politicians caring more for them than you.
Where doctrine is replaced by common sense,
From the fringes seeking dominance hell-bent.
Boys competing fully in girls sport,
No reasoned thought for when children to abort.
Politicians’ vanity projects not worth
Squandering our money with intent and
unrequited mirth;
While millions live in poverty and need,
Ignored by legislators craving fame and intellectual greed.
I want our leaders to respect our flag,
And not applaud when to the ground protestors stomp and drag;
And for why, but to score a series of cheap shots,
Empowering radicals to ferment those never ending plots.
So yes, my vote goes to just my country,
And if a name must I choose, I say this humbly,
My selection won't be for one that's woke,
Or that will seek to send our country broke.
Politicians convince themselves they're special,
They are in fact a wallowing empty vessel,
Using their guile and mimic to impress,
When truth be told, they almost invariably depress.
Categories:
kamala, america, appreciation, celebrity, confidence,
Form:
Quatrain