Best Joker Poems

Deck of cards
Aces, Kings, Queens, Jacks, tens to twos, Jokers
Can society not be balanced as deck with equal no of Haves and Have nots ? 

I love 53rd and 54th card, Joker 
As it does not belong to any Suit - Spade, Club, Diamond or...

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7/20/19

"I'll be your Joker"


Still a registered voter
Signed up to be an organ donor
And finally became a car owner

I rarely use a controller
When it's time, I'll man up and buy a stroller
As well as panels that are solar
Near and far from areas that are polar

Doesn't matter...

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His golden delicious red lips 
Rosy with a hint of distaste and betrayal
His grassy green hair 
Compromises the diseased brain rotting from within
His tall plush shoulder pads 
Thin waist and frail stature–demasculinizes 
Yet adds weight to his corpse-like, ghostly-pale complexion
His tightly clinched teeth 
With his...

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(Limerick)


Batman and Robin sped to their car
But the Joker outran them by far
Joker got in it
But he didn't fit
Then yelled" Guess have to throw my guitar!"


Dorian Petersen Potter
Aka ladydp2000
Copyright@2014


09.16.2014...

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THE JOKER

Come at me Joker you will.
Got your eyes following me like steel.
A piece of me do you need.
Hell, take a limb off my tree.

Why did you leave that note on my wall?
Now I fear this echo-y call!
You left (ME) P.D. afraid of the dark.
"LOOK...

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Daily Poetry #66, April 4, 2017
Word: Joker

The clock continues it’s endless ticking,
As the day just flies right by, 
People walk on, talking like nothing’s wrong,
And there’s not a worry in the sky.

The Joker looks up and says a useless joke;
“If no one’s laughing, then why...

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'Why so serious?'
                          He would say as he started to walk my way.
       ...

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A young Tinder pro from Roanoke
on his dates liked to play a big joke.
He would cause women fear.
Meeting them, he’d appear
in disguise as an old, ugly bloke.

June 2, 2022
for Tania Kitchin's A Funny Limerick - Any Theme Poetry Contest
Syllable scheme checked by Howmanysyllables.com: 9/9/6/6/9...

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ace of diamond’s trumps
mexican wave plays joker
house rules engaging.

© Harry J Horsman 2017...

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Playing music
For trees and grass
To dance all day...

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The gymnast taking trash out back
As a joke gave the girl no slack
In a quick blitz
He did the splits
Then yelled, "I think I tore my sack!"...

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Some people are weird, silly and fat.
You can’t eat jokes,
And we want tears of laughter not sadness.
Days gone by I was always laughing.
Slapstick and custard pies.
A stitch in time saves nine when laughing out loud,
and boys will be boys for crying out loud....

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Laugh-- Laugh that shrill, piercing laugh--
For as God you deal that fateful hand
Making them know 'What Is And What Will Never Be'--
Laugh that laugh,
For yours is the "Killing Joke"

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The things that the school jokester would do 
There’s times he almost turned the air blue
He would moon when in class:
Which was not a class act
And pee over the seats in the loo. 

His toy rat ran all over the floor 
The teacher screamed and...

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Some jokers make me laugh at their folly,
without words said.
At Oscars night one did,  when he wore a tux
and dress instead.

The clown felt grand with all the attention, 
swirling his skirt.
But he had nothing of a woman's form
under his shirt. 

These jesters make fools...

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