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The Gymnast Joker

The gymnast taking trash out back As a joke gave the girl no slack In a quick blitz He did the splits Then yelled, "I think I tore my sack!"

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Michelle Faulkner

Date: 5/29/2018 1:08:00 PM

OK, true story - once my husband bent down while wearing a very old pair of slacks and they split with a VERY loud riiip! And I laughed - luckily, he forgave me!

Pat Adams
Date: 5/29/2018 3:03:00 PM

Ha! I'm sure he did. It's not hard at all to see the humor in that!!..............80)

Jan Allison

Date: 5/25/2018 3:12:00 PM

ha ha ha:-) hugs jan xx

Pat Adams
Date: 5/26/2018 9:33:00 AM

Thanks! Sometimes I half way expect a cop with a loud speaker to yell, "PUT DOWN THE PEN AND STEP AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER!!" Hasn't happened though. (Yet). . .80)