I'Ll Be Your Joker

7/20/19 "I'll be your Joker" Still a registered voter Signed up to be an organ donor And finally became a car owner I rarely use a controller When it's time, I'll man up and buy a stroller As well as panels that are solar Near and far from areas that are polar Doesn't matter if I ever get a Range Rover Or Roadster I'm barely ever sober Always been a loner And stoner 3 months away from another October If you want to be my Harley Quinn, I'll be your "Joker" Not no poser Where are you Scully? This is agent Mulder Anytime you want, I'll be your shoulder To lean on From here to way beyond For eons Where's my Marge? I am Homer I'll be your rock over and over Since I've gotten nobler They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder I've seen it so much, I could compile a folder Life's one giant rollercoaster It's really revving my motor All these women giving me a b***r And then the cold shoulder As if I am an ogre I remain a soldier Drinking high end coffee, no more Folgers Getting wiser and older Becoming bolder As the world gets colder I'm not feeling dolor Just multi tasking, while a fire continues to smoulder Maintaining my composure Finding closure Getting closer To greatness instead of being mediocre I enjoyed the work I did with several growers As well as trapping some gophers Occasionally I'll partake in poker Even though I'm not the best hoaxer Once or twice I used a fire stoker When it came to Mary Jane, I was a doter A fan of it's fragrance, it's not what I'd call an odor I consume some products made by Clover And am usually in places considered remoter It's time I get a toaster and holster I don't really need a Flame Thrower Or to get my face on a most wanted poster Suit yourself if you want to wear a boater Or choker Houses in continual foreclosure Not always wise to go for the price that is lower Someday my mind and body will be slower And one day it'll all be over 10-4 over and out And now you know, what i'm really about Not just by word of mouth As they say don't look a gift horse in the mouth Regardless of if you had your doubts By: Dalton Ogletree