The Dating Joker

A young Tinder pro from Roanoke
on his dates liked to play a big joke.
He would cause women fear.
Meeting them, he’d appear
in disguise as an old, ugly bloke.

June 2, 2022
for Tania Kitchin's A Funny Limerick - Any Theme Poetry Contest
Syllable scheme checked by Howmanysyllables.com: 9/9/6/6/9

Copyright © | Year Posted 2022



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Date: 7/13/2022 2:44:00 AM
(Smiles) Promising a thrilling evening ahead! Congrats, Andrea
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Date: 6/22/2022 11:48:00 AM
Congratulations on your win in Tania’s contest, Andrea, great limerick. Enjoy your day & God bless
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Date: 6/21/2022 2:43:00 AM
That's a jolly good Limerick, Andrea. Probably this person only went out on blind dates. Congratulations on your podium finish. Regards // paul
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Date: 6/20/2022 2:49:00 AM
And what’s wrong with old ugly blokes… a friend of mine wants to know. Congrats on your win, Andrea. Terry
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Date: 6/20/2022 12:33:00 AM
Congratulations, on your win, great limerick!
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Date: 6/19/2022 1:18:00 PM
Congratulations on your win. Way toooo funny of a limerick. Have a great/blessed day.......................
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Date: 6/19/2022 12:26:00 PM
Brilliant, I missed the days of dating online. I met my husband the old fashioned way. Haha. Congratulations on your winning placement.
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Date: 6/19/2022 6:48:00 AM
Andrea, congratulations on your winning placement with your cute limerick!
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Date: 6/4/2022 2:22:00 PM
Great entry, Andrea. I don't like the bloke. :-) Bill
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Date: 6/4/2022 2:02:00 PM
Well done, Andrea! Good luck in the contest!
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Date: 6/3/2022 8:40:00 PM
Some joker he is Lol, still chuckling! Good one Andrea...Anaya
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Date: 6/3/2022 11:03:00 AM
But his fat wallet always gave him away? Enjoyed, Andrea! Aloha!
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Date: 6/3/2022 1:37:00 AM
Making himself ugly shows he has a screw off balance.
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Date: 6/2/2022 10:38:00 PM
A practical joke... but a foolish guy ! He would repel the women at the outset.... :)
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Date: 6/2/2022 7:43:00 PM
Ah, this is clever, cute, and right on, Andrea. I love it!
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Date: 6/2/2022 7:32:00 PM
Good rhyme, Andrea.
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