The Dating Joker

A young Tinder pro from Roanoke
on his dates liked to play a big joke.
He would cause women fear.
Meeting them, he’d appear
in disguise as an old, ugly bloke.

June 2, 2022
for Tania Kitchin's A Funny Limerick - Any Theme Poetry Contest
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Seeker Avatar
July 13, 2022 at 2:44 AM
(Smiles) Promising a thrilling evening ahead! Congrats, Andrea
Roper Avatar
June 22, 2022 at 11:48 AM
Congratulations on your win in Tania’s contest, Andrea, great limerick. Enjoy your day & God bless
Callus Avatar
June 21, 2022 at 2:43 AM
That's a jolly good Limerick, Andrea. Probably this person only went out on blind dates. Congratulations on your podium finish. Regards // paul
Flood Avatar
June 20, 2022 at 2:49 AM
And what’s wrong with old ugly blokes… a friend of mine wants to know. Congrats on your win, Andrea. Terry
Miller Avatar
June 20, 2022 at 12:33 AM
Congratulations, on your win, great limerick!
Goldsmith Avatar
June 19, 2022 at 1:18 PM
Congratulations on your win. Way toooo funny of a limerick. Have a great/blessed day.......................
Chamberlain Avatar
June 19, 2022 at 12:26 PM
Brilliant, I missed the days of dating online. I met my husband the old fashioned way. Haha. Congratulations on your winning placement.
Kitchin Avatar
June 19, 2022 at 6:48 AM
Andrea, congratulations on your winning placement with your cute limerick!
Baker Avatar
June 4, 2022 at 2:22 PM
Great entry, Andrea. I don't like the bloke. :-) Bill
Bauer Avatar
June 4, 2022 at 2:02 PM
Well done, Andrea! Good luck in the contest!
Anaya Avatar
June 3, 2022 at 8:40 PM
Some joker he is Lol, still chuckling! Good one Andrea...Anaya
Leffanta Avatar
June 3, 2022 at 11:03 AM
But his fat wallet always gave him away? Enjoyed, Andrea! Aloha!
Buhagiar Avatar
June 3, 2022 at 1:37 AM
Making himself ugly shows he has a screw off balance.
George Avatar
June 2, 2022 at 10:38 PM
A practical joke... but a foolish guy ! He would repel the women at the outset.... :)
Hankins Avatar
June 2, 2022 at 7:43 PM
Ah, this is clever, cute, and right on, Andrea. I love it!
Bayles Avatar
June 2, 2022 at 7:32 PM
Good rhyme, Andrea.
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