Best Insulting Poems
There are things I can forgive
I try to turn a blind eye
Insult my intelligence?
Don’t you dare even try!
My intuition is strong
It’s backed up by some facts
So don’t try to pretend
I’m not fooled by the acts
Please search deep in your heart
See who has been there for you
Perhaps then you’ll discern
What’s the right thing to do
An angry foe I can face
I can be on guard and pray
But a “friend” who backbites
I won’t give time of day.
Eileen Manassian Ghali
Lose the straggly beard:
Hairy
Harry!
Apparantly, Mr. Ellison fell off the goofy tree and hit every branch on the way down..Grow up!:
Whacky
Jackie
Ms Wong, as per your recent trip I here-to-forth-now-and-forever dub thee:
Bonnie
Connie
(I BEG-YOUR-PARDON!...I'm a licensed dubber!...got papers to prove it)
Quite the cad aren't you, Mr. H?...The old lady's gonna wise up, then no more Hanky:
Panky,
Frankie
Ms Birch-Tree...let's go out and party DOWN!:
Ready,
Debbie?
And Ms Khan...If I ever had the pleasure of meeting you, I'm sure I'd detect the sweet aroma of:
Jasmine,
Yasmin
You continue to start these petty arguments with me! Why, Keith? You show your bad side when you:
Bicker,
Bicker
Frankly, I'd prefer having just a casual affair with Ms Richards, but I may have to bite my lip and:
Marry
Carrie
(Ow!...That HURT, Carrie!...Look, you left a mark and why didn't you TELL me you were married?...Now your hubby...well, I hate to even THINK about it)
The End...
When I have wronged someone in word or deed
and know that I should make amends, I heed
my OWN advice: Don’t wait. Apologize.
I know, “I’m sorry--BUT . . .” is never wise!
That small word turns apologies to lies,
for then will likely come words that enflame,
implying that the other one's to blame
for my wrongs. Did that person hurt me too?
Perhaps "I'm also sorry" will ensue.
April 25, 2019, entered in Line Gauthier's Apology Poetry Contest
Placed 3rd
Date: May 3, 2019
Contest Title: It Really Gets Me Going
Sponsor: Kevin Shaw
June 29, 2022
entered in the Forgiveness Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Anoucheka Gangabissoon
Every day I stress
I worry my life a mess
I have to confess
Almighty God insulted
My God must be exalted
Her face showed he'd come off as predal
Now it was too late to backpedal
"Stupid wins prizes,"
She shouts, "of all sizes,"
Her handprint now worn like a medal
it's hard to believe...
the bull taken as news...
it is not a dream...
'protect the public...
our goal'...the news caster said...
what?...from the real truth...
screw the news censors...
t-rump supports killing children...
millions...saudi war...
f--k him
Fifty per cent
of Harvard grads
opt for finance or consulting
The percentage who go into teaching?
That figure's downright discomfiting
~ disgraceful, insulting.
The best and brightest manipulate money
~ Future generations won't find that so funny
Not many, will ever get, the pleasure,
not many, will ever get, the chance, to be.
Instead one is standing, in the place, of many,
whom for all, fight for, those, to be free.
Staying in unfamiliar, unwelcome countries,
where one is a target; while there, at the scene.
One can not divert, thoughts away, from mission,
or else, find oneself; in the final, rest of lean.
Unfortunate not all, will even, come back,
is real life, unlike movie, can't be, in rehearse.
As one flies, to there final destination,
they're in an american flag box, going in a hearse.
Giving is the one, whom fights, is their life,
in regards, is a respectable and beautiful honor.
When some mock and ridicule the blood shed,
suffered by all, it's an insulting, shocking horror.
Mr Hyde
As usual mr Hyde
escaped from inside
and insulted you
of course he says i've lied
but men are men
and sometimes then
inappropiate too true
sorry
Don
For the ladies i've managed to insult :(
ps you know us men all thumbs
and then without our trousers
with foot in mouth we make amends
if lady sweet allows us
Job Corp
Your dirty as sin I don't even know where to begin
My son been in need of tutoring you engored him instead
He's been trying very hard to boost up his grade.you fail him instead.
He passed his grade to receive his diploma. You started doing malpractice instead.
You email me to call you about the situation.
A creepy old man with job Corp number treating me as if I was his mistress instead.
He got the insult he deserves. Cause you the one who planned this. What the hell.
Your dirty as sin I don't know where to begin.
But I'm sure going to tell the whole world about you. For taking advantage of me and my son instead.
Mother
I hate you for all the things you done. You know it's true.
Don't act like you never knew my true feelings for I once told you.
You fckup again. What you think that made you.
Where the fck are you. Again. Cause I just called you.
You know every year I still call you. For you're my mother and wants to hear from you.
We bonded and you know it's true. I never said you was dead to me yet
but my father is since his worse than you.
To the witch btches.
To the witch btches I'm dealing with .
Don't think you're the only one that knows how to be a witch .
Everything you trying to use on me.
I'm going to reverse them right on you.
To the freaks that keeps trying to live off me
Didn't you learn your lesson from the last time
Didn't you catch something from me from the last time I plague you with.
How low can you continue to be. Trying to live off me still
My things are not a donation to you and never will be.
So really fck off. Before I really kill you.
You won't be the first.
To the witch btches
Don't assume you was a favorite
A 10.0 earthquake will soon to come for you too.
Like it did in the Caribbean.
You all will be done.
To the witch btches
Ashes to ashes dust to dust
You will become nothing but dust.
This is just the beginning.
You talk sht about me assume that you know me.
With lies and sht. Like freaks with no brains
That's what got your a**es in trouble with a COVID 19
In the first place.
Y'all think y'all was the baddest btches on the block
Now y'all have to deal with cardi b.
You all shut the fckup.
Like a pssy.
Y'all kissing cardi b a** as if she care about you.
From what I see.
She's like fcku just give me my money.
I'm just here to make my misses. Fcku.
Y'all treating cardi b as if she's a replacement for someone
But yet y'all to dumb to realize
Cardi b is into her own thing
That not every person is in to.
She's a stripper. And a rapper
I'm not .
Y'all a thief that's trying to rob me and tried to rape.
So really. Freaks.
COVID-19 was specially made for you.
COVID-19 is never going to end.
The next plague going to come soon.
It won't be like old times
For this won't have no cure too.
To the freaks freaks that's using ouija
To make it seems they can predict the future.
I can sense you a mile away. Like a stinch wet dog.
I'm going to use that ouija on you too.
The way you used it on me.
For I am from a voodoo country . dumb btch.
For everything of mine you stole and take from me
I'm going to make it even by taking from you and your country
Just like you did to me . I don't mean it in a good way.
For I am the apocalypse . Until you give me back every thing you took from me.
Air,earth, fire, water, going to do my biding. The earthquake was just the beginning.
Pay back will be a btch.
You got hit with a earthquake
Not once but twice
Because of your ugly hearts
But yet y'all still violating
How much more shame do you need
For you to get it.
Father dare
I'm a grown woman of 44. You don't run my life I do.
You couldn't even be a proper father doing my youth.
You not a god but a loose clues.
You got your citizens ship. Now you assume you're a American.
But don't forget it comes with a expiration date. You still a piece of sht. Just like back then.
Sister dare
My son doesn't need no advice from you
You can't even be a mother to your own daughter. Like your whre Best friend.
My son already have a mother to be his guide. And that's me.
So instead of packing up tattoos on your body like a freak.
Why don't you used that money and pay up your child support to the baby father instead.
stop minding your business out of my life and son.
And keep in mind she's not my daughter. I could give 2fck about her(Ariel).
My son father
You think you good at cheating.
I know all your dirty secret.
That's why I turned you into Pinocchio that defines you.
You're a manipulator and a liar.
Keep in mind action and evidence speak louder than words of your lies.
I don't miss you, my son feel the same as well.
I didn't forget the huge scar you did a cross my son face when he was 3.
You claim he fell we both know it's a lie. For your a constant liar.
Keep in mind how sensitive I am when it comes to him.
For I'm like the apocalypse. I will scar you whole world. And that's how I get even.
Mother dare
Don't think I forget about you
Just because I get along with you doesn't mean I forgive you
I appreciate you confess your sin that my brother peter disability was attentionally done by you before his death.
You go around giving birth to children to take advantage of them and abandoned them like a true whre.
One of your daughters got molested instead of comfort. You abandoned her for the men who molested her.
Sherley and Rashida no longer live with you no more, for you're still a terrible mother.
I can see through you like a book and your secret attention towards us.
You no different from my father . Two pieces a sht that deserved each other.
I know at 16 I wanted to know who you where. I don't regret it.
Cause at least I know you are one of my father whres.