Best Insulting Poems

There are things I can forgive
I try to turn a blind eye
Insult my intelligence?
Don’t you dare even try!

My intuition is strong
It’s backed up by some facts
So don’t try to pretend
I’m not fooled by the acts

Please search deep in your heart
See who has been there for you
Perhaps then you’ll discern
What’s the right thing to do

An angry...

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Lose the straggly beard:
Hairy
Harry!

Apparantly, Mr. Ellison fell off the goofy tree and hit every branch on the way down..Grow up!:
Whacky
Jackie

Ms Wong, as per your recent trip I here-to-forth-now-and-forever dub thee:
Bonnie
Connie
(I BEG-YOUR-PARDON!...I'm a licensed dubber!...got papers to prove it)

Quite the cad aren't you, Mr. H?...The old lady's gonna wise up, then no more Hanky:
Panky,
Frankie

Ms Birch-Tree...let's go...

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When I have wronged someone in word or deed
and know that I should make amends, I heed
my OWN advice: Don’t wait. Apologize.
I know, “I’m sorry--BUT . . .” is never wise!
That small word turns apologies to lies,
for then will likely come words that enflame,
implying that the other one's to blame
for my wrongs. Did that person...

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Every day I stress 
I worry my life a mess 
I have to confess   
Almighty God insulted 
My God must be exalted...

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Her face showed he'd come off as predal
Now it was too late to backpedal
"Stupid wins prizes,"
She shouts, "of all sizes,"
Her handprint now worn like a medal...

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it's hard to believe...
the bull taken as news...
it is not a dream...

'protect the public...
our goal'...the news caster said...
what?...from the real truth...

screw the news censors...
t-rump supports killing children...
millions...saudi war...

f--k him...

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Fifty per cent 
 of Harvard grads 
  opt for finance or consulting

The percentage who go into teaching?
 That figure's downright discomfiting
  ~ disgraceful, insulting.

The best and brightest manipulate money
  ~ Future generations won't find that so funny...

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Not many, will ever get, the pleasure,
not many, will ever get, the chance, to be.
Instead one is standing, in the place, of many,
whom for all, fight for, those, to be free. 

Staying in unfamiliar, unwelcome countries,
where one is a target; while there, at the scene.
One can not divert, thoughts away, from mission,
or else, find oneself;...

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Mr Hyde

As usual mr Hyde
 escaped from inside 
and insulted you
of course he says i've lied
but men are men 
and sometimes then 
inappropiate too true

sorry 

Don

For the ladies i've managed to  insult :(

ps you know us men all thumbs 
and then without our trousers
with foot in mouth we make amends
if lady sweet allows us...

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Job Corp
Your dirty as sin I don't even know where to begin
My son been in need of tutoring you engored him instead
He's been trying very hard to boost up his grade.you fail him instead.
He passed his grade to receive his diploma. You started doing malpractice instead.
You email me to call you about the situation.
A creepy...

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You got hit with a earthquake 
Not once but twice 
Because of your ugly hearts
But yet y'all still violating
How much more shame do you need
For you to get it.

Father dare 
I'm a grown woman of 44. You don't run my life I do.
You couldn't even be a proper father doing my youth.
You not a god...

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You talk sht about me assume that you know me.
With lies and sht. Like freaks with no brains
That's what got your a**es in trouble with a COVID 19
In the first place.

Y'all think y'all was the baddest btches on the block
Now y'all have to deal with cardi b.
You all shut the fckup.
Like a pssy.

Y'all kissing cardi...

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