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Even More Sometimes Rather Insulting Foolish Footles and Somebody Please Help Me I Can'T Stop -
Even More Sometimes Rather Insulting Foolish Footles and Somebody Please Help Me I Can'T Stop -
Lose the straggly beard:
Hairy
Harry!
Apparantly, Mr. Ellison fell off the goofy tree and hit every branch on the way down..Grow up!:
Whacky
Jackie
Ms Wong, as per your recent trip I here-to-forth-now-and-forever dub thee:
Bonnie
Connie
(I BEG-YOUR-PARDON!...I'm a licensed dubber!...got papers to prove it)
Quite the cad aren't you, Mr. H?...The old lady's gonna wise up, then no more Hanky:
Panky,
Frankie
Ms Birch-Tree...let's go out and party DOWN!:
Ready,
Debbie?
And Ms Khan...If I ever had the pleasure of meeting you, I'm sure I'd detect the sweet aroma of:
Jasmine,
Yasmin
You continue to start these petty arguments with me! Why, Keith? You show your bad side when you:
Bicker,
Bicker
Frankly, I'd prefer having just a casual affair with Ms Richards, but I may have to bite my lip and:
Marry
Carrie
(Ow!...That HURT, Carrie!...Look, you left a mark and why didn't you TELL me you were married?...Now your hubby...well, I hate to even THINK about it)
The End...
Copyright © Tim Ryerson | Year Posted 2013
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