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Even More Sometimes Rather Insulting Foolish Footles and Somebody Please Help Me I Can'T Stop -

Lose the straggly beard: Hairy Harry! Apparantly, Mr. Ellison fell off the goofy tree and hit every branch on the way down..Grow up!: Whacky Jackie Ms Wong, as per your recent trip I here-to-forth-now-and-forever dub thee: Bonnie Connie (I BEG-YOUR-PARDON!...I'm a licensed dubber!...got papers to prove it) Quite the cad aren't you, Mr. H?...The old lady's gonna wise up, then no more Hanky: Panky, Frankie Ms Birch-Tree...let's go out and party DOWN!: Ready, Debbie? And Ms Khan...If I ever had the pleasure of meeting you, I'm sure I'd detect the sweet aroma of: Jasmine, Yasmin You continue to start these petty arguments with me! Why, Keith? You show your bad side when you: Bicker, Bicker Frankly, I'd prefer having just a casual affair with Ms Richards, but I may have to bite my lip and: Marry Carrie (Ow!...That HURT, Carrie!...Look, you left a mark and why didn't you TELL me you were married?...Now your hubby...well, I hate to even THINK about it) The End...

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Date: 2/11/2013 10:51:00 AM
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Date: 2/8/2013 7:57:00 PM
lol....PD
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Date: 2/8/2013 8:36:00 AM
hahaha. I see Frank here enjoyed these too!!
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Date: 2/6/2013 9:55:00 AM
You and I definitely have the same sense of humour! These are great :) And thank you for the footles you left on your most recent comment to me. You're right - sometimes I can be quite a Sober Ober ;)
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Date: 2/6/2013 9:24:00 AM
Good ones! I like how you made them about soup people - so fun :)
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Date: 2/5/2013 10:25:00 AM
Footling friends. Love it. Suppose Lewis Carol ever used it? Thanks for reading my stuff. daver
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Date: 2/4/2013 10:31:00 AM
These are all cute and very funny, Tim. Hope you are enjoying winter. I sent you an email, but I don't know if you receive it. Take care, Carolyn
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Date: 2/3/2013 3:52:00 PM
LOL..you're getting carried away Cher..you know you could send me a Valentine I haven't gotten one in at least 4 years! :( Light & Love
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Date: 2/3/2013 9:30:00 AM
Laughing so hard !! Thanks for brightening my day !!
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Date: 2/2/2013 12:18:00 PM
I of course see the humor of the soupers I know, but now have to do more investigation. This is already hilarious and has intrigued me. I had saw the footle used by a poet I like and was going to write one, now I have to. Great work.
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Date: 2/2/2013 10:10:00 AM
way to go, Tim, like this, love your casual affair,, but i would perfer to keep the beard,,Ha ha love this
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Date: 2/2/2013 9:15:00 AM
Oh you bawdy-naughty Timothy ! WishI had thought of using Souper-doopers as my theme for this contest!! At least yours were PG rated....(could have been worse!!)...(hmmmm you have given me food for thought! ) ....hmmm ... should she .........hug him? slug Tim? smack him? whack Tim? be prim? sing hymns? tease him? leave him? be mad? be glad? shattered? flattered?.... omg......I could go on all day!!! You are a funny guy!!!!!
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Date: 2/2/2013 6:57:00 AM
Cool, imaginative, fun filled... winners every one.
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Date: 2/2/2013 4:09:00 AM
haha..very fumny..tnks for the laughB-)
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Date: 2/2/2013 2:50:00 AM
Tim ...... I love it ..... (even more .... lol) - oxox // Anne-Lise :)
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