Best Huffed Poems

Was it real or in a dream
Wizards and kings, chocolate ice cream
Dinosaurs roamed from early morn
Flying zebras and a unicorn
Dancing in the sky from star...

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Jim, now rich, bought a wee li’l islet;
there he lived, with ten men and a starlet.
Changed his partner each day,
heaved and huffed till they say,
the...

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Like any family, mine’s the same, they leave Mama with the dirty Chores.
You’d think with Trolls, and Dragons, and such… There’d be magic galore!
But I...

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Green eggs, Spam and grits
Sam and Pam had their fill,
Then made their way to Main Street
Down WhoDat’s Whatsup Hill.

Waived "Hi!" to their neighbors
To show them...

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https://medium.com/@christylrivers/are-you-for-real-b892f0d16d87

Everything that is real to human beings
Is not so real anymore
We invented money and gods and robots and twitter-feeds
We sit behind a blue glow
Wondering where...

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Being the infant
that you were,
there you sat;
hunched knees
and settle butt looking
with piercing eyes
reflecting stand-off thoughts
as you huffed and puffed.

Like a water pump
pumping out,
your lungs pumped...

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center>Flurries swayed on brocade of her white gown
'Twas Christmas eve...year twenty o' nine's frost nips;
A face gleamed as ribbons wrapped around
on spray of orchids clutched...

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The farmer said to the cow
Be quiet you old sow
To which she replied
I am not a pig, I am a mooing cow!
He looked at her...

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I ONCE MET A MAN IN PORN

WHO’S TOOL WAS BIGGER THAN CORN

 NO TWITTER NOR BLOG

THEY CALLED HIM HEDGEHOG

HE HUFFED PUFFED AND BLEW HIS OWN...

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Not content to dwell in the shadow of earth
she threw aside caution and grace.
She huffed and she puffed for all that it was worth
until she...

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Lion the mighty king
Stood shaking his mighty mane
The tiger patiently slept
Guarding his extreme right
Elusive Amazonian jaguar
Licked his paws in salute
The leopard kneeled in front
Smiling a...

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Three Pigs
by Melanie D Palmer

There were three pigs.
One was rich and had common sense.
The middle one was poor and dense,
Youngest one was book smart with...

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Dewi the dragon was hiding 
a very sad dragon was he
no matter how much he huffed or puffed 
no fire could he exhale you see...

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Hey, what's your number?....,
.....,I'll call you.

Anyways, here's my story,.....

Twice down off the steps, I fell
cause of my flyer mileages
in a two fars, one near, four...

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When I was a baby you took me in
Hoping to give me your joy 
Because of what you didn’t get from within
You gave me the...

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"Look, Grandma! I can see them! You were right! They do steal!" I jumped up and down in all excitement. Grandma grabbed the binoculars from...

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I sat across 
From an empty chair 
And asked it “Do you dance?”
It strongly replyed “Savoir-faire”
And took a stubborn stance

Now I’m not one to be...

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Blossom

Just grab a seat on that stump lad, and I'll take centre stage, 
With a yarn about a small brown donk, and a lad about...

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I sung all the night with the Devil,
It seemed harmony had found itself spooning with dissonance
Not indeed needing to be one or the same
Yes—the light...

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Fragile crystalline heart
Broken now are your parts
Thought you are that smart
You've been wrong, You're not
You are one enduring part
If shattered no spare part
Being careful a...

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each gesture flickers

blazing gold and russet tones

huffed breaths sing of olden notes

October shimmers

on marshland trails bound to gleam

before winter shifts to white



Contest: October Bliss or...

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For a moment I lived in fear of the hourglass
It's funny how quickly those feelings can pass
Because now I cant seem to get away from...

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I walked into my living room
to catch up on some reading.
I set upon my favorite chair
and to my surprise it started speaking!

A grumbling and rumbling...

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Remember the story of the big bad wolf
Who harassed those three little pigs?
Their houses made of brick and straw
And the other one made from twigs

Well,...

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