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Miss Muffet sat upon a velvet stool I know 'twas a tuffet; learned that in school But Muffy was the tart Who broke the spider's heart I'm telling the story, so shut up, fool! Humpty Dumpty had no wisdom at all Stupid raw egg, he sat upon a wall Tempting luck, he gambled Kerplunk...he got scrambled Oh what dire fate for an egg to befall Robbie Rabbit had a fly on his head It flitted to his tongue where it fell dead Robbie's halitosis Was a bad neurosis He was banished before allowed to spread The scoop on gardener, Mary Mary Is she liked to sip Bristol creme sherry Her tummy was growing Pregnancy was showing The dad? Tom, Dick, Harry; maybe Jerry Jill followed Jack up that hill on a whim She thought he was cheating on her with Kim The buxom preacher's daughter Jill was jailed for slaughter She beat both of them with Jack's bloody limb Such a bad little boy was Jack Horner Spent many hours in the time out corner Jack was dumber than dumb Ate plum pie with his thumb Wagged his purple tongue at each laughing scorner There was a speedy racer, called the hare He was so fast, thought he'd have time to spare The tortoise whooped his butt The hare shouted some smut I won't repeat it. No way I'm going there! I read the tale about Cinderella Who went to a ball to snag a fella Bippity boppity boo She ran off and lost a shoe And stepped in some sticky mozzarella Hey, where are ya going, Baa Baa, black sheep Leaving your meadow, Master, you're a creep You sheared off my wool Tired of your bull I'm joining the herd of Little Bo Peep Three oinkers built houses with diverse ideas Straw and sticks? Those guys drank too many beers The bad wolf huffed and puffed Piggy three had him handcuffed The bricker was much shrewder than his peers

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Date: 1/18/2021 5:35:00 AM
I love your creative humorous take on these fairy tales, Jenna, thanks for the laugh this morning. Hugs.
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Date: 1/18/2021 9:32:00 AM
Thanks for reading them and finding them to your liking, John. Little Boy Blue almost made the list, but decided I needed to stop. lol
Date: 1/17/2021 4:21:00 PM
Wow, Limerick soup. Loved them all Jenna. Jack and Jill gets my my prize for the most gruesome violence in a Limerick. Thanks for wicked giggles. Terry
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Date: 1/18/2021 9:31:00 AM
It is a soup pot full of nursery rhyme fun, Terry. I had to force myself to stop. Thanks so much.
Date: 1/17/2021 3:55:00 PM
Hello Jenna … not only very witty, but hilariously aggressive. Great limericks indeed - thank you Jenna - Lindsay
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Date: 1/18/2021 9:30:00 AM
Hi, Lindsay. Thank you so very kindly for thinking I'm aggressive. HA ha.. only on paper, my friend.
Date: 1/17/2021 3:24:00 AM
Jenna, these are great, so fun, creative and entertaining, a fav for me!
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Date: 1/18/2021 9:29:00 AM
Thanks so very much, Tania.
Date: 1/16/2021 7:46:00 PM
I think this whimsical limerick nursery rhyme write is super doubler fantastic because it is! A fave for me Jenna
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Date: 1/18/2021 9:29:00 AM
aww thanks for the kind words and the fave, Caren. Hugs.
Date: 1/16/2021 6:27:00 PM
I'm definitely on the sheep's side. It's Bo Peep or Bust for me! lol... Talk about prolific limerick penning, Jenna! You've really set the standard here! Here's to Laughter and Delight, Gershon
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Date: 1/18/2021 9:29:00 AM
Baaa, GW. Little Bo is a cutie. Thanks for such kind compliments.
Date: 1/16/2021 3:45:00 PM
Fantastic writing and humor, Jenna!
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Date: 1/18/2021 9:28:00 AM
Thanks so much.
Date: 1/16/2021 12:38:00 PM
Those are awesome!! I'm glad to see the limerick but hitting you Jenna!! Thank you so much, I needed a good laugh and smile today.
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Date: 1/18/2021 9:27:00 AM
Then I'm glad to have obliged you. Thanks!
Date: 1/16/2021 11:57:00 AM
Let's all take care, we laughed so much, the London bridges are falling down. Thanks for the laugh. ~~
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Date: 1/18/2021 9:27:00 AM
LOL Thank YOU for laughing at them, Victor.
Date: 1/16/2021 11:03:00 AM
What a superb string of hilarious limericks Jenna you are so gifted as a poet and every form you write is so well penned:-) just love this:-) hugs Jan xx
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 1/18/2021 12:11:00 PM
Ive noticed the same thing with the views and lack of comments its most bizarre when many get over 100 views but not one comment.
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Date: 1/16/2021 11:40:00 AM
Thank you very much, Jan. It seems there are lots of viewers today but few comments on anyone’s poetry. Strange
Date: 1/16/2021 7:39:00 AM
These are great Jenna. Thank you for the laugh today! :)
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Date: 1/16/2021 11:38:00 AM
Thanks a lot, heidi
Date: 1/16/2021 5:46:00 AM
What an amazing string of limericks Jenna, each one a hoot. Youve done a brilliant job with these, you can wear your limerickeer badge with pride. Tom
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Date: 1/16/2021 6:11:00 AM
That's a badge I would proudly wear if it allows me to join the ranks with you and Jan. Thanks for putting a smile on my face, Tom.