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Best Hooker Poems

Below are the all-time best Hooker poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of hooker poems written by PoetrySoup members


The Hooker
It was in the mists of morning, beneath the rising morning sun,
We had come to conquer Ft. Langley, It was me and Al and John.
We...

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© Vic Pister  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hooker, fun, golf, humor, humorous,
Form: Rhyme



The House-hold Hooker '05
For more, for less,
For much, much more.
A cook in the kitchen,
The bedroom a whore.
Smiles so varnished,
Completed and glossed.
Not tarnished, infected,
Nor forgotten or lost.
Eradicate all illusion,
I...

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Categories: hooker,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Love Has Its Costs

THIS IS A FICTIONAL WRITE THAT EXPLORES THE QUESTION OF WHAT LOVE IS. IT DOES SO IN A DRAMATIC WAY, AFTER ALL THAT IS MY...

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Categories: hooker, desire,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member The Curse: COLLABORATION
A man with a quiet demeanor
was cursed with a miniscule wiener.
He tried lotions and pills
But not one cured his ills.
Now he's a silent nail hole...

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Categories: hooker, body, humor,
Form: Limerick
Polly Wally Doodles: written with Jan Allison
Polly Wally waddles all day 
She's running for office in LA 
She wastes time doodling 
Enjoys a daily noodling 
But she never earns her pay...

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© Lin Lane  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hooker, humor,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member My Shoe Collection
My Shoe Collection


Shoes

Nice if you have them

Shoes

There is love
There is happiness
When the next path of your journey
You take with shoes on your feet


Shoes

I am coming...

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Categories: hooker, hilarious, imagination, irony, journey, metaphor, silly,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Once Upon a Time
Once Upon a Time (Templates)

Once upon a time
a lonely girl neglected 
worked among the cinders,
then with a pumpkin changed
and danced all night, the beauty of...

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Categories: hooker, dream,
Form: Verse
The Fruit Of Fantasy
I yelled and flung the empty whiskey bottle through the air
The marching high school band is getting closer

Children running, playing with the pygmy bear
The carny...

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Categories: hooker, fantasy,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Cheap Perfume
Cheap Perfume

Reflecting on his memories of a life in cheap hotels.
Remembering lies both heard and told and remembering all the smells.
Cheap cigars and cigarettes still...

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Categories: hooker, absence, bereavement, dark, environment, feelings, identity,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Partialling the Truth
Listen here!
I am hurting up all over
Lying here undiscovered

Papparazzi cumulus are jostling in my street
God is taking photos of the remnants of His sheep
Climbing footholds...

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Categories: hooker, angst, baptism, pain,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member A BIT OF MID WEEK HUMOUR
FRED

Fred the farmer he bought a new tractor
The milk maid he wanted to attract her
He said you wanna ride 
So she jumped in beside 
Said...

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Categories: hooker, humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Sex and Men
Sex is very important to men.
We have to have stories to tell our friends.
You can always tell when a guy isn't getting any
because they always...

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Categories: hooker, people,
Form: Rhyme
Pretentious Poem 1
Boiling shells crack down hard upon raining rooftops
None doth any apparitional material cover upon her arrogant gift
She hast not laid down upon her last upstanding
Glass...

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Categories: hooker, depression, loneliness, lonely, sin, woman,
Form: Free verse
The Story of Samson
The Story of Samson (Judges chapters 13-16):

Samson the strong and mighty Nazarite.
Defending God's people was his apatite.
In the presence of his enemies he would laugh.
He...

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Categories: hooker, bible,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member What to do if a dog bites
I was running from the man

Or the cops if you please

 I hopped over a fence

Landed funny, scraped my knee

 

Looked around and saw a...

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Categories: hooker, animals, funny, health,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Yellow Taxi
I wait
For the yellow cab
It arrives in the rain
Splashing my hopes
The girl inside sneers
Never the less
I offer her half my hot dog
I may be poor
Even...

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Categories: hooker, change, emotions, introspection, memory, sorrow, wisdom,
Form: Light Verse
Job Change
You know, I thought changing one’s job would be easy,
To start a new vocation would be breezy.
I got me local newspaper, looking for a job...

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Categories: hooker, funny, life, workme,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Angel's Hope
The past scampers out of view. 
Like the paw prints of a cat running to the bush.
The wheel of time follows no straight line.
As we...

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Categories: hooker, abuse, addiction, hope,
Form: Free verse
Little Baby Jesus
The crowded streets are cold
And her bottle's getting dry
She can hear the Baby Jesus
As he's singing in the sky
Cold rain is pouring down
There's winter in...

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Categories: hooker, christmas, jesus, religion, woman,
Form: Rhyme
THE JOB OF PRIDE
From devadasi  in temples to women of the streets,
Form hooker to harlot,
From courtesan to call girl,
Whether a paramour in the hands of wealth,
Or a...

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Categories: hooker, anxiety, cry, dark, depression, pride,
Form: I do not know?
Lizzie King
Lizzie King had a heart of gold / 
A hooker by trade or so we're told / 
She’d show up when the guys got paid...

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Categories: hooker, history, people,
Form: Rhyme
Daring Denim
Awe but man! She is a looker!
Don’t know if she’s someone’s honey,
Or a chargin’ hooker.

She’s struttin’ her stuff down town in her Lees,
jeans so tight,...

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Categories: hooker, funny
Form: Light Verse
Thankful
Thanksgiving Special – Thankful
 
I wrote this poem this morning while I was selling newspapers like a hooker on the corner of Desperate and Pathetic.
...

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Categories: hooker, america, blessing, god, holiday, november, religious,
Form: Rhyme
Flasher Mac
There was an old hooker named Black,
She turned the air blue in Iraq,
In stilettos of ink
And her curlers of pink,
She flashed in her apricot mac.*

*Mackintosh...

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© jack horne  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hooker, people,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Rugby Scrum Dance for Divorced and Disabused Wedding Guests
Rugby SCRUM* DANCE for Divorced and Dis-abused Wedding Guests

(Packs made up of eight « players » (see note below) may be formed indifferently : either...

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© T Wignesan  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hooker, dance,
Form: Free verse