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Best Hooker Poems

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The Hooker
It was in the mists of morning, beneath the rising morning sun,
We had come to conquer Ft. Langley, It was me and Al and John.
We...

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© Vic Pister  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hooker, fun, golf, humor, humorous,
Form: Rhyme



The House-Hold Hooker '05
For more, for less,
For much, much more.
A cook in the kitchen,
The bedroom a whore.
Smiles so varnished,
Completed and glossed.
Not tarnished, infected,
Nor forgotten or lost.
Eradicate all illusion,
I...

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Categories: hooker,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Love Has Its Costs
THIS IS A FICTIONAL WRITE THAT EXPLORES THE QUESTION OF WHAT LOVE IS. IT DOES SO IN A DRAMATIC WAY, AFTER ALL THAT IS MY...

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Categories: hooker, desire,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member The Curse: Collaboration
A man with a quiet demeanor
was cursed with a miniscule wiener.
He tried lotions and pills
But not one cured his ills.
Now he's a silent nail hole...

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Categories: hooker, body, humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Speaking With Shakespeare
I ran into Shakespeare the other day.
Told him I too am writing a play.
He asked about the premise, which was a reeler.
I had no idea...

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Categories: hooker, hilarious,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Polly Wally Doodles: Written With Jan Allison
Polly Wally waddles all day 
She's running for office in LA 
She wastes time doodling 
Enjoys a daily noodling 
But she never earns her pay...

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© Lin Lane  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hooker, humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Woods
What were you doing, alone in the woods, my John,
What were you doing out at dawn?
Why it hasn't rained for ages now,
So many failed crops,...

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Categories: hooker, abuse, anger,
Form: Ballad
Premium Member My Shoe Collection
My Shoe Collection


Shoes

Nice if you have them

Shoes

There is love
There is happiness
When the next path of your journey
You take with shoes on your feet


Shoes

I am coming...

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Categories: hooker, hilarious, imagination, irony, journey,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Once Upon a Time
Once Upon a Time (Templates)

Once upon a time
a lonely girl neglected 
worked among the cinders,
then with a pumpkin changed
and danced all night, the beauty of...

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Categories: hooker, dream,
Form: Verse
Premium Member Lost In Britain and NEW!! Lost In The USA
LOST IN BRITAIN

Poling, Patching, Nether Wallop, 
Matching Tye and Droop

Plumpton, Lickfold, Puddletown, 
Westward Ho! and Throop.

Hole of Horcum, New Invention,
Boghead, Frome, Cat's Ash

North Piddle, Staines...

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Categories: hooker, america, england, humor, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member A Bit of Mid Week Humour
FRED

Fred the farmer he bought a new tractor
The milk maid he wanted to attract her
He said you wanna ride 
So she jumped in beside 
Said...

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Categories: hooker, humor,
Form: Limerick
The Fruit of Fantasy
I yelled and flung the empty whiskey bottle through the air
The marching high school band is getting closer

Children running, playing with the pygmy bear
The carny...

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Categories: hooker, fantasy,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Cheap Perfume
Cheap Perfume

Reflecting on his memories of a life in cheap hotels.
Remembering lies both heard and told and remembering all the smells.
Cheap cigars and cigarettes still...

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Categories: hooker, absence, bereavement, dark, environment,
Form: Rhyme
Partialling the Truth
Listen here!
I am hurting up all over
Lying here undiscovered

Papparazzi cumulus are jostling in my street
God is taking photos of the remnants of His sheep
Climbing footholds...

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Categories: hooker, angst, baptism, pain,
Form: Free verse
Pretentious Poem 1
Boiling shells crack down hard upon raining rooftops
None doth any apparitional material cover upon her arrogant gift
She hast not laid down upon her last upstanding
Glass...

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Categories: hooker, depression, loneliness, lonely, sin,
Form: Free verse

Book: Shattered Sighs