John Conde Poet Rhyme

Cataclysm: a Hooker Story

Destiny good Destiny bad
Destiny bring out the Best in Me 
Destiny know I ain't got a phone
She give me one & call me incessantly

I met a hooker named destiny 
she gave me a johns phone
You try to find your lost phone 
& it takes you to Johns home
She's a Looker, Come on bro how hard is it 
To keep an eye on a hooker
Heck even I would have booked her
She's just Roaming
Through your house unnoticed
I think you and your buddy's must
 have some funny stuff going
This chick robs your crib 
As You get homogenous with your alma mater it's preposterous
You should have smashed and sent her back to her pimp
Instead she just relax kicking back at your crib
You tried to get a new date 
& She turned into your roommate
Can't kick her out now its too late.
Tampax in the bathroom 
She Brought a cat with her ass too
Got you shopping for 
Vidal Sassoon & Cat food.
You and the whores cat 
Standing on your doormat 
As she rides some guy 
Like a horse back
The whole thing's crazy to you 
A few months pass & the cats like a baby to you
Now your bringing it Toys 
With Lazers and Noise
The whole situation you can't explain to your boys
Anytime you have an issue 
She turn your love for the cat against you
Pushing your buttons to test you
Cuz she knows that it will upset you
She embarrassed you publicly 
won't let you have company
And you just take it 
Cuz you know she'll get custody.
Always looking over your back 
Don't want to end up in court for a cat
Whatever feelings you have you avoid like the black
Plague, you made the cat a
Bat Cave
A secret entrance for its fat face
Whatever makes the cat Happy 
The Cat be a Vigilante
Scratching everything exept for the post its supposed to be scratching 
You tell the cat you're going out with it's mother 
& Start acting like Alfred the Butler
You leave and the cat party like 2 Chainz
Cuz it thinks that it's Bruce Wayne

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