Best Having Poems

A constipated vicar named Bart
Was in church when he dropped a huge fart
He said 'Lord I have sinned'
For I’ve got pooey wind
Blushing scarlet he did soon depart!

26th April 2016...

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Let's go through the rules for having a side chick
I know a lot of people won't like this
A few guys get one, when their relationship starts to get strain
Make sure you save your side chicks number under a mans name

Delete all messages that may look...

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buck wild
rodeo style
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PENNED ON AUGUST 14, 2014!...

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I love laying next to you
I love being in your arms
When you hold me and wrap me up in your love 
And smother me with your kisses
I feel the warmth of your love
I love having you by my side
I love to put my head on...

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Everyone at one time or the other have had a good time.
The world is round, the sun will rise, and all think things are fine.
For some of us in America that pretty much is true,
Are we really having a good time? When are we going...

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Two Nuns travel through Europe by car
Guided by the heavens North Star
Transylvania they reach
Hymn singing they preach
Not realizing they have come so far

At a busy junction they now stop
The red light is about to colour swap
Then out of the night
A most scaring sight
Onto their bonnet...

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am not the same
mysef i blame
now i regret
you can bet
feel set
my boby is free
HAVING SEX
CHANGE ME...

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'Tis know wander nor em aye telling yew anything gnu,
Hour tongue is awash with homophones confounding me end ewe.

Ah, two sea thee broad expenses from a towering mountain peek;
Thee pristeen see, thee rolling veil end meandering creak.

Watt a thrill two watch thee eagle as it...

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My pen pal and I both had a passion for poetry books
The city library was thought of. We met in her nooks.
Shush! Shush! We heard from a librarian, truly staid.
With face of a rooster, we knew she was an old maid.

Two pen pals forever, we...

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The warmth no longer comes
it seems to only leave.

The furry ones, all
caught in hypnotic disbelief:
hardening ground's
taken root
where once
gardening grounds
(forsaken, mute)
were once and again
makin' fruit.

Each beast, shaking
like a leaf
(though, truth be told
I've only ever 
seen 'em dance)
as if to compel
the sun to
sidle up
'n stay a bit.

The...

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When it's viewed
and renewed
let's exude
a good mood
attitude

Life's worthwhile
with new style
wear a smile
don't be vile
or hostile


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Now my head is free
wrong to right please let it be.
To love you again.

© Harry J Horsman  2010...

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It's been there for as long as I know
now here I am in my sixty-fifth year
and its still showing it's ugly head
daily confrontation comes so very near

But believe I'm here for a purpose
even when the reasons are not seen
receiving real faith never to give up
going...

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The illustrious Lucille Ball
For Ricky, she would fall
Left the world a little better
For everyone who met her!

I Love Lucy, the hit tv show,
With Ricky as Lucy’s Romeo,
Survived through many years,
Despite the creator’s fears,
Lucy would stir hearts in her shadow.

Lucy became a favorite performer.
She certainly wasn’t...

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We are spiritual beings having a human experience. We are just passing by through life in Clearance. As the wind blows, the earth stands still, Block out all the noises and do God’s will. Heavenly eyes filled with love, let’s all hold hands in peace...

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