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He's Having a Fart Attack

A constipated vicar named Bart
Was in church when he dropped a huge fart
He said 'Lord I have sinned'
For I’ve got pooey wind
Blushing scarlet he did soon depart!

26th April 2016

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Daver Austin

September 22, 2016 at 11:41 AM

Yes! I was sitting in a pew when I smelled the piu - WHEWWWW! A real howl, Jan. Love, daver

Jan Allison

September 22, 2016 at 12:32 PM

ha ha ha great comment Daver:-) hugs Jan xx

Darren White

September 22, 2016 at 11:15 AM

Featured poem, congratulations :D

Jan Allison

September 22, 2016 at 12:31 PM

Ooops you discovered another of my poopy poems lol:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

May 10, 2016 at 8:21 PM

And coming in at number 34 on the BEST new poem charts, it's the FART poem!!! soupmail.

Jan Allison

May 11, 2016 at 2:59 AM

ha ha ha is that really so Andrea lol - guess there is room on soup for everything even poems on farting lol - gee if I can raise a smile and not create a stink that's great lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

May 9, 2016 at 11:19 PM

G'day Jan ... the vicar's next sermon might be interesting - Lindsay

Jan Allison

May 11, 2016 at 2:58 AM

lol:-) hugs jan xx

CayCay Godwin

April 29, 2016 at 12:17 PM

You are so good at these. The Soup Champion! Oh, to be in your head. I wonder, Tim cracks me up when he says, "Speak to me ole' toothless one", could you do anything with that? Believe it or not, my paternal grandmother would have loved this and your other gassy ones! CayCay

Jan Allison

April 29, 2016 at 4:25 PM

Your comment creased me up CayCay - a comment I have heard is 'speak up brown your through' which is so similar to what Tim says - will see what I can weave for you - I can't resist a challenge like that lol:-) hugs jan xx

Arthur Vaso

April 28, 2016 at 7:12 PM

and here I was worried I wasn't healthy, well apparently I am in tip top shape!!!!!!

Jan Allison

April 29, 2016 at 2:51 AM

ha ha ha:-) hugs Jan xx

Bl Devnath

April 28, 2016 at 12:05 PM

hA HA hhh.... Very laughing limerick reading from your. Pooey wind is a word made me crazy for a while. My grandpa did also. Loved always my lovely friend, bl

Jan Allison

April 28, 2016 at 12:18 PM

So glad it made you laugh BL:-) hugs Jan xxx

Maurice Rigoler

April 27, 2016 at 8:31 PM

Hahaha! Wish I had thought of this one, Jan! Thanks for stopping by. / M

Jan Allison

April 28, 2016 at 2:48 AM

Farting vicars - whatever next lol:-) hugs Jan xx thanks for such a lovely comment Maurice I consider that praise indeed:-):-)

Timothy Hicks

April 27, 2016 at 3:05 PM

"pooey wind" ... now that's a new one! They should call this place Pooetry Soup, if you know what I mean ;) I wonder if it's the best idea to be reading these kinds of poems while being stuck in a car for a large portion of the day (Now THAT would really be a sin ... at least the vicar could escape!) ...

Jan Allison

April 27, 2016 at 3:13 PM

Well as I'm the queen of poop on soup I could do my own website called 'poetry poop' lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong

April 27, 2016 at 3:47 AM

What a gas...pun intended! Loved this humorous Limerick Jan! ; )

Jan Allison

April 27, 2016 at 3:54 AM

ha ha ha Connie - love that comment!!! Hugs jan xx The amount of comments this poem has generated proves there is room on soup for my simple fun poems along with the serious poets :-) hugs jan xx

Eve Roper

April 26, 2016 at 10:29 PM

This is hilarious! Hugs

Jan Allison

April 27, 2016 at 2:13 AM

Glad you enjoyed lol:-) hugs jan xx

Agona Apell

April 26, 2016 at 9:33 PM

How your pen tickles in this gem! From the title to the lines... lovely humour!

Jan Allison

April 27, 2016 at 2:13 AM

Thanks Agona:-) hugs Jan xx

Constance La France

April 26, 2016 at 8:51 PM

Jan, so funny, my dad used to fart and then leave the room, lol ~

Jan Allison

April 27, 2016 at 2:19 AM

Oh mine too - he was an expert lol:-) hugs jan xx

Paul Schneiter

April 26, 2016 at 6:45 PM

Ha ha ha--too, too funny, Jan. One could say "You gotta have heart, if in church you're going to audibly fart." Yes, indeed, Jan, your Bart and my Robert have much in common. Proof, I suppose, that great minds work together :).

Jan Allison

April 27, 2016 at 2:12 AM

I wouldn't want to be in a room with them at all Paul lol:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

April 26, 2016 at 5:42 PM

hahaha, SO FUNNY, Jan.

Jan Allison

April 26, 2016 at 5:49 PM

Another one for the book lol:-) I know there are those that do't appreciate my humour... but have so many positive comments on poems:-) hugs jan xx

Joseph May

April 26, 2016 at 5:05 PM

Haha...love it Jan....

Jan Allison

April 26, 2016 at 5:15 PM

Cheers my friend glad I made you smile:-) hugs jan xx

Old Man Emu

April 26, 2016 at 4:06 PM

Ha h! saw the fart word in the heading, couldn't resist. Was up to expectations. A little irreverent. Great job

Jan Allison

April 26, 2016 at 4:10 PM

Glad I made you laugh Craig:-) I'm known for writing poop poems - nothing wrong with a little humour and bringing a smile to brighten someone's day:-) hugs jan xx

Nette Onclaud

April 26, 2016 at 2:21 PM

laughing all the way, jan... and for a vicar to do this makes this limerick more hilarious.. huggs

Jan Allison

April 26, 2016 at 2:37 PM

I did change it slightly from the original profession but this works perfectly lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Manmath Dalei

April 26, 2016 at 1:45 PM

Wonderful limerick.Very different piece.Enjoyed............hugs

Jan Allison

April 26, 2016 at 1:49 PM

Thanks Manmath as long as I can raise a smile my job is done:-) hugs Jan xx

Theresa Cw

April 26, 2016 at 12:00 PM

HaHaHa!! You are too funny dear Jan, I just emailed you dear friend. Hope to hear from you soon. Sure glad I stopped by for the giggles this morning... These flatulisms can be real fun to write. huggs Theresa

Jan Allison

April 26, 2016 at 12:05 PM

Have just seen it in my in box Theresa - will reply asap - not getting notifications through apart from my 'followers' - got one notification of a comment but they are so slow coming in:-( hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

April 26, 2016 at 11:58 AM

- Jan, you're the best :))))))) - We need your smile! :) - Hugs //Sun :)

Jan Allison

April 26, 2016 at 12:03 PM

Aww thanks my friend - lets stay smiling and positive and get some sunshine into people's lives:-) hugs Jan xx

Casarah Nance

April 26, 2016 at 11:55 AM

Hahaa, too funny. :-)

Jan Allison

April 26, 2016 at 11:58 AM

I couldn't resist bringing a bit of humour here Cas - need to get people laughing again:-) hugs Jan xx

Charlie Smith

April 26, 2016 at 11:09 AM

Potty humor sounds it finest note. Nothing beats a good fart limerick...

Jan Allison

April 26, 2016 at 11:14 AM

ha ha ha - when you see a good fart limerick let me know lol:-) hugs jan xx

Stephen Pennell

April 26, 2016 at 10:55 AM

and we found out what bart simpson became when he got older very good jan :-)

Jan Allison

April 26, 2016 at 11:03 AM

ha ha ha love that comment Stephen:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith

April 26, 2016 at 10:45 AM

haha...funny Jan...no need to reply to my comments. That notification is no longer active so I wont see the replies unless I remember to go back to a poem...I don't like it.

Jan Allison

April 26, 2016 at 10:53 AM

I was going to call him Art - I will leave it as Bart for now lol:-) hugs Jan xx Don't get me started on receiving comments lol - have had 2 new 'followers' notifications but just one for comments on poems and that was for the first one from Moon flower just found yours by accident ... err I know which type of notification is more important to me! lol :-) hugs jan xx

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