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A constipated vicar named Bart Was in church when he dropped a huge fart He said 'Lord I have sinned' For I’ve got pooey wind Blushing scarlet he did soon depart! 26th April 2016

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Daver Austin

Date: 9/22/2016 11:41:00 AM

Yes! I was sitting in a pew when I smelled the piu - WHEWWWW! A real howl, Jan. Love, daver

Jan Allison
Date: 9/22/2016 12:32:00 PM

ha ha ha great comment Daver:-) hugs Jan xx

Darren White

Date: 9/22/2016 11:15:00 AM

Featured poem, congratulations :D

Jan Allison
Date: 9/22/2016 12:31:00 PM

Ooops you discovered another of my poopy poems lol:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 5/10/2016 8:21:00 PM

And coming in at number 34 on the BEST new poem charts, it's the FART poem!!! soupmail.

Jan Allison
Date: 5/11/2016 2:59:00 AM

ha ha ha is that really so Andrea lol - guess there is room on soup for everything even poems on farting lol - gee if I can raise a smile and not create a stink that's great lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 5/9/2016 11:19:00 PM

G'day Jan ... the vicar's next sermon might be interesting - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 5/11/2016 2:58:00 AM

lol:-) hugs jan xx

Caycay Jennings

Date: 4/29/2016 12:17:00 PM

You are so good at these. The Soup Champion! Oh, to be in your head. I wonder, Tim cracks me up when he says, "Speak to me ole' toothless one", could you do anything with that? Believe it or not, my paternal grandmother would have loved this and your other gassy ones! CayCay

Jan Allison
Date: 4/29/2016 4:25:00 PM

Your comment creased me up CayCay - a comment I have heard is 'speak up brown your through' which is so similar to what Tim says - will see what I can weave for you - I can't resist a challenge like that lol:-) hugs jan xx

Arthur Vaso

Date: 4/28/2016 7:12:00 PM

and here I was worried I wasn't healthy, well apparently I am in tip top shape!!!!!!

Jan Allison
Date: 4/29/2016 2:51:00 AM

ha ha ha:-) hugs Jan xx

Bl Devnath

Date: 4/28/2016 12:05:00 PM

hA HA hhh.... Very laughing limerick reading from your. Pooey wind is a word made me crazy for a while. My grandpa did also. Loved always my lovely friend, bl

Jan Allison
Date: 4/28/2016 12:18:00 PM

So glad it made you laugh BL:-) hugs Jan xxx

Maurice Rigoler

Date: 4/27/2016 8:31:00 PM

Hahaha! Wish I had thought of this one, Jan! Thanks for stopping by. / M

Jan Allison
Date: 4/28/2016 2:48:00 AM

Farting vicars - whatever next lol:-) hugs Jan xx thanks for such a lovely comment Maurice I consider that praise indeed:-):-)

Timothy Hicks

Date: 4/27/2016 3:05:00 PM

"pooey wind" ... now that's a new one! They should call this place Pooetry Soup, if you know what I mean ;) I wonder if it's the best idea to be reading these kinds of poems while being stuck in a car for a large portion of the day (Now THAT would really be a sin ... at least the vicar could escape!) ...

Jan Allison
Date: 4/27/2016 3:13:00 PM

Well as I'm the queen of poop on soup I could do my own website called 'poetry poop' lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 4/27/2016 3:47:00 AM

What a gas...pun intended! Loved this humorous Limerick Jan! ; )

Jan Allison
Date: 4/27/2016 3:54:00 AM

ha ha ha Connie - love that comment!!! Hugs jan xx The amount of comments this poem has generated proves there is room on soup for my simple fun poems along with the serious poets :-) hugs jan xx

Eve Roper

Date: 4/26/2016 10:29:00 PM

This is hilarious! Hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 4/27/2016 2:13:00 AM

Glad you enjoyed lol:-) hugs jan xx

Agona Apell

Date: 4/26/2016 9:33:00 PM

How your pen tickles in this gem! From the title to the lines... lovely humour!

Jan Allison
Date: 4/27/2016 2:13:00 AM

Thanks Agona:-) hugs Jan xx

Constance La France

Date: 4/26/2016 8:51:00 PM

Jan, so funny, my dad used to fart and then leave the room, lol ~

Jan Allison
Date: 4/27/2016 2:19:00 AM

Oh mine too - he was an expert lol:-) hugs jan xx

Paul Schneiter

Date: 4/26/2016 6:45:00 PM

Ha ha ha--too, too funny, Jan. One could say "You gotta have heart, if in church you're going to audibly fart." Yes, indeed, Jan, your Bart and my Robert have much in common. Proof, I suppose, that great minds work together :).

Jan Allison
Date: 4/27/2016 2:12:00 AM

I wouldn't want to be in a room with them at all Paul lol:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 4/26/2016 5:42:00 PM

hahaha, SO FUNNY, Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 4/26/2016 5:49:00 PM

Another one for the book lol:-) I know there are those that do't appreciate my humour... but have so many positive comments on poems:-) hugs jan xx

Joseph May

Date: 4/26/2016 5:05:00 PM

Haha...love it Jan....

Jan Allison
Date: 4/26/2016 5:15:00 PM

Cheers my friend glad I made you smile:-) hugs jan xx

Old Man Emu

Date: 4/26/2016 4:06:00 PM

Ha h! saw the fart word in the heading, couldn't resist. Was up to expectations. A little irreverent. Great job

Jan Allison
Date: 4/26/2016 4:10:00 PM

Glad I made you laugh Craig:-) I'm known for writing poop poems - nothing wrong with a little humour and bringing a smile to brighten someone's day:-) hugs jan xx

Nette Onclaud

Date: 4/26/2016 2:21:00 PM

laughing all the way, jan... and for a vicar to do this makes this limerick more hilarious.. huggs

Jan Allison
Date: 4/26/2016 2:37:00 PM

I did change it slightly from the original profession but this works perfectly lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Manmath Dalei

Date: 4/26/2016 1:45:00 PM

Wonderful limerick.Very different piece.Enjoyed............hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 4/26/2016 1:49:00 PM

Thanks Manmath as long as I can raise a smile my job is done:-) hugs Jan xx

Theresa Cw

Date: 4/26/2016 12:00:00 PM

HaHaHa!! You are too funny dear Jan, I just emailed you dear friend. Hope to hear from you soon. Sure glad I stopped by for the giggles this morning... These flatulisms can be real fun to write. huggs Theresa

Jan Allison
Date: 4/26/2016 12:05:00 PM

Have just seen it in my in box Theresa - will reply asap - not getting notifications through apart from my 'followers' - got one notification of a comment but they are so slow coming in:-( hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 4/26/2016 11:58:00 AM

- Jan, you're the best :))))))) - We need your smile! :) - Hugs //Sun :)

Jan Allison
Date: 4/26/2016 12:03:00 PM

Aww thanks my friend - lets stay smiling and positive and get some sunshine into people's lives:-) hugs Jan xx

Casarah Nance

Date: 4/26/2016 11:55:00 AM

Hahaa, too funny. :-)

Jan Allison
Date: 4/26/2016 11:58:00 AM

I couldn't resist bringing a bit of humour here Cas - need to get people laughing again:-) hugs Jan xx

Charlie Smith

Date: 4/26/2016 11:09:00 AM

Potty humor sounds it finest note. Nothing beats a good fart limerick...

Jan Allison
Date: 4/26/2016 11:14:00 AM

ha ha ha - when you see a good fart limerick let me know lol:-) hugs jan xx

Stephen Pennell

Date: 4/26/2016 10:55:00 AM

and we found out what bart simpson became when he got older very good jan :-)

Jan Allison
Date: 4/26/2016 11:03:00 AM

ha ha ha love that comment Stephen:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith

Date: 4/26/2016 10:45:00 AM

haha...funny Jan...no need to reply to my comments. That notification is no longer active so I wont see the replies unless I remember to go back to a poem...I don't like it.

Jan Allison
Date: 4/26/2016 10:53:00 AM

I was going to call him Art - I will leave it as Bart for now lol:-) hugs Jan xx Don't get me started on receiving comments lol - have had 2 new 'followers' notifications but just one for comments on poems and that was for the first one from Moon flower just found yours by accident ... err I know which type of notification is more important to me! lol :-) hugs jan xx