Rules For Having a Side Chick

Let's go through the rules for having a side chick
I know a lot of people won't like this
A few guys get one, when their relationship starts to get strain
Make sure you save your side chicks number under a mans name

Delete all messages that may look suspicious
Text her like she's a friend, don't put any kisses
Don't fall in love or try to fulfill all her wishes
Always remember she's nothing but a mistress

Never buy a present for a side chick
Only give her a present if your main girl didn't like it
Never spend time with her on Christmas or an important day
Cause she's just meant for fun, she's not meant to stay

Don't slip away from quality time with your main girl, to contact her
Your main girl is your priority, your side chick doesn't matter
If you've got a girl you adore and are happy with where your life is
Then you're dumb if you go and get a side chick

Copyright © | Year Posted 2017



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Date: 4/1/2017 11:23:00 PM
I'm enjoying reading your stuff Alex, suits my sense of humour and life experience just fine. 7 and a fave for this witty script ;) xomo!
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Date: 4/5/2017 5:00:00 PM
Thank you, I'm glad you enjoy it, My wit and sarcasm comes into a lot of my poetry lol, thank you I'm glad you enjoyed it, I just wrote this for fun lol
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