Rules For Having a Side Chick

Let's go through the rules for having a side chick I know a lot of people won't like this A few guys get one, when their relationship starts to get strain Make sure you save your side chicks number under a mans name Delete all messages that may look suspicious Text her like she's a friend, don't put any kisses Don't fall in love or try to fulfill all her wishes Always remember she's nothing but a mistress Never buy a present for a side chick Only give her a present if your main girl didn't like it Never spend time with her on Christmas or an important day Cause she's just meant for fun, she's not meant to stay Don't slip away from quality time with your main girl, to contact her Your main girl is your priority, your side chick doesn't matter If you've got a girl you adore and are happy with where your life is Then you're dumb if you go and get a side chick