Best Hallmark Poems
Hallmark MomentsHallmark moments:
I like your face
Your flaxen hair
Your remind me of
My old grey mare
You skin is soft
Your eyes are blue
But I hear you wear
A size twelve shoe
I see your mother
In your face
Remind me not
to forget my mace
You are a special...
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Categories:
hallmark, satire, me, me,
Form:
Hallmark Fan BrigadeWe Are Who We Are
We are the HFB
All my crazy and loving friends and me,
Everyday I try to relax and chill
And share my day and chat with Jill,
When I’m really down and feeling lowly
My best pick-me-upper is Debbie Ivey,
Mirian’s posts are awesome and she cares
I...
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Categories:
hallmark, funny, people, me, books,
Form:
Rhyme
Hallmark BreakupI wrote you this card to break you the news
By the time your done reading, I'll have broken up with you
You lied and you cheated, you were dishonest
We had a great love, but you just went and tossed it
So while you were cheating, you didn't...
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Categories:
hallmark, break up, funny love,
Form:
Rhyme
A Hallmark ValentineThe Valentine cards are everywhere.
In Hallmark I wish I owned a share.
And at seven bucks a shot
The one with whom you're besot
Can just flip it to see if you care....
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Categories:
hallmark, holiday
Form:
Limerick
Hallmark Southern Funny 1Our love it grows like southern kudzoo
Everywhere I go I'm reminded of you
In all of the faces and some empty places
And even at the dirt track races
But the time has come for something much bigger
Getting you a ring, its time I figure...
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Categories:
hallmark, funny love,
Form:
Rhyme
Inflation Strikes HallmarkPennies, nickels and dimes
no longer take up our time
Even a quarter's value falls shorter
~ no longer buys cheap valentines...
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Categories:
hallmark, money, time, valentines day,
Form:
Rubai
Hallmark Moments cookie cutter movies,
parading through holiday,
with a ho ho ho
and mistletoe,
angelic beings appear
mysteriously, giggling.
there’s magic globes
of Winter cheer, shaking
up the villagers, ski-slope
cascades of brunette and blonde hair,
billowing. and handsome men
falling for each one. North Pole
decor to the extreme - where else
would most of us peruse...
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Categories:
hallmark, christmas,
Form:
Concrete
Hallmark HolidayEveryone says,
And shows,
There love,
And affection to,
To someone,
But most people have no one,
So tell me that you are the only one.
It makes this day,
Really suck!
I hate Hallmark Holidays,
All you do,
Is constantly,
spend more and more money,
On people who most of the time,
Cares right at the moment.
This...
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Categories:
hallmark, holiday,
Form:
Blank verse
Hallmark Card 1I'm looking back and I have to surmise
It was the day we met, when I looked into your eyes
I got completely lost in a hypnotic stare
I was in so deep, I fell out of my chair
You took my hand, asked if I was...
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Categories:
hallmark, love,
Form:
Rhyme
A Hallmark MomentA Hallmark Moment
Bask in the field starring up at the sky
Out of sadness you get a glimpse of a passerby
Through shadows that close their weary ways
We lie helpless having one of those days
Inside we smile to help fight the pain
To...
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Categories:
hallmark, blessing,
Form:
Free verse
Anatomy of a HallmarkFor those who love the Hallmark reels
with stories that give all the feels
You’ll notice that in every one
...
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Categories:
hallmark, beautiful, cute love, family,
Form:
Rhyme
An Obscenity TrialAn Obscenity Trial
by Michael R. Burch
The defendant was a poet held in many iron restraints
against whom several critics cited numerous complaints.
They accused him of trying to reach the "common crowd,"
and they said his poems incited recitals far too loud.
The prosecutor alleged himself most...
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Categories:
hallmark, poems, poetry, poets, society,
Form:
Verse
When Love Breathes Us InWe've all seen those Hallmark stories
The ones too good to be true
Where there's a perfect love connection
That fate miraculously brings to you
So will tomorrow just be another day
Of distant dreams and fairy tales
What if...
Love breathes us in
Oh, everything changes
Cupid's dart...
Goes straight through the heart
All the...
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Categories:
hallmark, destiny, dream, fantasy, fate,
Form:
Lyric
Christmas MoviesI love to sit in comfort
At home watching TV
I watch my favorite movies
The one's that work for me
It's not a Christmas movie
Just because there's snow
That's something folks at Hallmark
Should be told, so someone knows
To me, A Christmas movie
Has Santa and a gift
It has a Christmas...
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Categories:
hallmark, christmas,
Form:
Rhyme
MistletowMistletoe
Who’s she expecting ‘neath the mistletoe?
The guys here all are taken. She looks so forsaken
And she’s such a pretty gal.
Who’s she expecting ‘neath the mistletoe?
Seems the party’s running down, still no guy’s come around,
To steal kiss from a pretty gal.
She was my pal, so...
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Categories:
hallmark, christmas, kiss, love, romantic
Form:
Lyric