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Hallmark moments:
 
I like your face
Your flaxen hair
Your remind me of 
My old grey mare
 
You skin is soft
Your eyes are blue
But I hear you wear
A size twelve shoe
 
I see your mother
In your face
Remind me not 
to forget my mace
 
You are a special 
love, my hon
If only you didn't
weigh a ton
 
You are the fairest
of all maids
Its such a shame
You gave me Aids
 
Your Gothic look
and tasty lips
Make me want
to bring my whips
 
You left me on
that April day
I never dreamed 
You might be gay
 
You made me
swoon
You made me sigh
I never thought
you were a guy

Copyright © | Year Posted 2008




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Date: 8/5/2008 12:29:00 PM
Now this is what I have to say Your funny poem just made my day. Vince
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Date: 7/22/2008 4:52:00 AM
Ouch, now that would be a problem! Your imagery comes through clearly with a terrific pace and tone. Your writing is quite good! Michael
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