Best Green Bean Poems

Shame on those who malign the green bean casserole!
It gustatory delightfulness I shall e'er extol!
With 'fork in cheek' I'll take nonbelievers to task,
And their foibles and biases will strive to unmask!

Folks who disdain this dish ain't tellin' the truth.
Their culinary tastes are so pitifully uncouth!
I'd...

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Neon signs glow
In cloudy morning skies
Litter blows by...

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Half a pill is all I need;
It's all I can afford.
I peel the skin off carefully;
To keep from getting bored.

Half a pill is all I need;
I don't know what to say.
Just give me one more half a pill,
And I will pay you next payday.

Half a...

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