Thanksgiving Day Twenty-Twenty

Alas, hordes of ravenous relatives from very far and even near, Won't be celebratin' at dear old Grandma's bountiful board this year, Since the corona virus pandemic has spread an ominous cloud of doom. But hold on! Perhaps you can celebrate via the miracle of Zoom! You can enjoy from afar your green bean casserole and punkin pie, Not havin' to tolerate obnoxioius Uncle Clyde sloppin' gravy on his tie! Clickin' a button will mute Grandpa's interminable prayer of grace, And spinster Aunt Alice's spewin' inane babble at a furious pace! The mute button will silence any brawls about politics and religion, And silence cousin Cletus crowin' about his thrivin' stocks a smidgen! It won't be the same savorin' pleasant aromas from Grandma's kitchen, But won't the mute come in handy to silence all the bickerin' and bit..... in'! (The censors at Soup scrubbed the last word in the last line but I think you get the point!!!)