Best Good Humor Poems

Wergle Flomp Good Humor 2023

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I dash with my jiggling boobs in an attempt to escape... 
being overrun by teddy bears and beanie babies
while carrying out heavy duty spring cleaning.

Twas the bright idea of zee missus aye...

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Creating laughter*-bliss of good humor
Your tactful frankness is widespread rumor
Bringing contagious mirth-smile
Causing lips to part a mile
Congrats, Sir!** God bless your gladness-glamor.

*Psalm 126:2 Then was our mouth filled with laughter, and our tongue with singing: then said they among the heathen, The LORD hath done...

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Good humor invariably joust kneads...

snaking thru thicket of dense verbiage
lurks unsuspecting whopping belly laugh
unexpected tickling sensation smidge
suppressing guffaws verbose autograph
sneaky titters rustle pampas grass blades
contagious hilarity infectious
webbed woven linkedin hubbub buzzfeeds glades
innocent bystander adventitious
audiological accompaniment
extemporaneous choral delight
glorious fauna bursting bit torrent
blissful soundgarden electrifies night
encore performance...

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How he'd made his good wife squirm
   
    To her new brand-new apron ~ attached a worm...

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