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Bitta Bing Bitta Bang

Aha...At Last,..Bitta Bing Bitta Bang The Figurative Nail Hit On The Hair Strand Size Head! Though no physician, this aging baby boomer absolutely, intuitively, and unequivocally sensed hair loss (mine), at first a speculative rumor not simply in my (ahem) head, no matter a minimalist groomer nevertheless, thinning follicles, upon dawning realization, sans medical sought relief thru good humor, though within this balding cerebral noggin became repulsive as if my scalp pulled pate rendered as a tumor. Thus an unexpectedly present surprise when in private consultation in the guise as out patient client (early afternoon December 19th, 2018), where I did fraternize and kibitz with the medical assistant (old enough to be my...sister), aye did exercise mild mannered mien mean, aye do patronize before doctor Rudolf (dearly reigned) Roth, a practicing Dermatologist told me no lies his instant karma knowledge - mainly his thirty seven years expertise sought to excise a prominent non cancerous mole approximately centered middle of back a small patch of skin, he needed to anesthetize nonetheless, a reassuring persona, yours truly did lionize (not merely, cuz he received a five star rating, specialist under auspices of Penn, Medicine) in Radnor Pennsylvania), his modest calm did neutralize any uneasiness, as did his pronounced humility earn kudos to idolize such rarely present gentility, and unwitting capacity did harmonize, and maximize significance to me, asper my thinning limp hair logically rationalize identified underactive thyroid gland (hypothyroidism) tubby, which didst legitimize no hair brained rooted concern, hence...less reason to catastrophize', which for no reason I wanted to mildly emphasize, hence choice to apostrophize...

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