A Real Black Man

if i could make a real black man i'd bake him like a cake i'd mix him up and pour him out and this is what i'd take i'd start off with some honesty i'd mix in in real well so i won't have to listen to the lies that some men tell some trust would be the next thing that i'd sift into the mix that way i'd know that he's for real and won't fool me with his tricks sensuality would be next on the list i'd really mix it up don't want to skimp on this one i think i'll add another cup then i'd get out my measuring spoons 1/2 a teaspoon should be enough cause when i start to add the thug i really don't want to add too much good humor is a must for me i'd add a cup or two cause a real man knows that laughter can always pull you through the fear of God is something else you know i'd have to add cause only God can help him deal with me so he'll stick around when times get bad and when it comes to flavor chocolate chip is my favorite kind i think i'll add a bag or two i know that he won't mind he'll have to be a bald man cause that's the kind i like and yes he must have the ability to talk to me all night once i've mixed up all these things and i'm sure that's all it takes i'd pour him out and lick the bowl and wait for my black man to bake