Mr Right:

Stupendously brilliant beyond compare, This is how Mr. Right views himself, Though intellectually disabled beyond repair, He has fame, fortune, and great health. When he decided to take up the thespian craft, Handsome with a chiseled body of course, But upon the stage, he'd make others laugh, He would throw things about using brute force. Alien he was too good humor it would seem, When someone told a joke he would anger instead, While everyone else would be laughing with screams, And though he would deny of having a big head. He swore he never drank or took drugs of any kind, Addicted to himself Mr. Right was doing fine. /|\