Best Goat Cheese Poems

There once was a man,
Who carved him a boat.
It was out of the cheese,
That he milked from his goat.
The first one he failed,
So he made him a note.
Never use Swiss,
Because it won’t float!...

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A clever work indeed,
But you must really need,
Either a doctor or a goat,
It's up to you to vote,

In this poem you come acrostic,
To shepherds as diagnostic
As a woman a tad too caustic,
Of their herd's fruit a bit bombastic

I think they see with herder's eye,
You had...

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Old Willy’s ice-box housed nothing but cheese.
Row after row of perfect pillars packed
with gouda cheese, bleu cheese, mascarpone cheese
and a bit of brie (though for cheddar lacked)
all sealed in air-tight capsules and aligned
in such a way that no available space
went to waste.  When his...

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You will love my secret recipe, she assured me.
It has goat cheese.
I kept silent.
And lots of good healthy vegetables.
I thought goat cheese sounded yucky.
Now she throws in vegetables?
I do not eat vegetables.
Politeness forces me to stay until she has mixed the concoction.
Not bad, I think.
But...

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