Goat Cheese Boat

There once was a man,
Who carved him a boat.
It was out of the cheese,
That he milked from his goat.
The first one he failed,
So he made him a note.
Never use Swiss,
Because it won’t float!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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Merryman Avatar
February 7, 2012 at 8:17 PM
Cute one, Michael. Congrats on your win! Love, Kim
Dailey Avatar
February 7, 2012 at 2:08 PM
I could see this expanded to include different cheeses. Mike
Brown Avatar
February 7, 2012 at 11:24 AM
Congratulations to you on your placement in Gwen's "Dr. Seuss" contest Michael. Love, Carol
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
February 7, 2012 at 1:35 AM
Still laughing. Congratulations Michael x
Bauer Avatar
February 6, 2012 at 4:09 PM
hilarious and oh, so clever! love it!
Song Avatar
February 6, 2012 at 2:16 PM
Michael..I read this poem out loud to the judges more than 5 times..they all loved it..it could have scored much higher but u had it listed in limerick..I would have put it under rhyme or couplets. It really rocked, friend. Please write more children's poetry like this one AGAIN! You got the Midas touch. Gwendolen
Brown Avatar
September 30, 2011 at 10:59 AM
Good morning and congratulations on your win in Tracie's "Make Me Giggle" contest Michael. Love, Carol
Eastman Avatar
April 21, 2011 at 1:10 PM
Fun!
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