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Goat Cheese Boat

There once was a man, Who carved him a boat. It was out of the cheese, That he milked from his goat. The first one he failed, So he made him a note. Never use Swiss, Because it won’t float!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011




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Date: 2/7/2012 8:17:00 PM
Cute one, Michael. Congrats on your win! Love, Kim
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Date: 2/7/2012 2:08:00 PM
I could see this expanded to include different cheeses. Mike
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Date: 2/7/2012 11:24:00 AM
Congratulations to you on your placement in Gwen's "Dr. Seuss" contest Michael. Love, Carol
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Date: 2/7/2012 1:35:00 AM
Still laughing. Congratulations Michael x
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Date: 2/6/2012 4:09:00 PM
hilarious and oh, so clever! love it!
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Date: 2/6/2012 2:16:00 PM
Michael..I read this poem out loud to the judges more than 5 times..they all loved it..it could have scored much higher but u had it listed in limerick..I would have put it under rhyme or couplets. It really rocked, friend. Please write more children's poetry like this one AGAIN! You got the Midas touch. Gwendolen
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Date: 9/30/2011 10:59:00 AM
Good morning and congratulations on your win in Tracie's "Make Me Giggle" contest Michael. Love, Carol
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Date: 4/21/2011 1:10:00 PM
Fun!
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