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Fish and Chips

When Jesus stopped in for a bite, The barkeep near fell out with fright: “I’ve got some goat cheese, But no fish and chips, please! Last time, that was it for the night!”

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Date: 4/13/2022 7:18:00 PM
Heh, heh. Making fun of religion, I see. (Nothing better. Can't stand those 'Mohammed killjoys'). At any rate, here's a related ha-ha you might like. Husband: Honey, should I pick up Fish and Chips on the way home for dinner? Wife: I knew I never should have let you name the twins! ~ Frank Zap-ya
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Jeff Kyser
Date: 4/13/2022 10:11:00 PM
We got our sense of humor somewhere, right? I mean, God did create the platypus…