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Best Gnome Poems


Premium Member Poem of the Home Gnome
Darlene De Beaulieu graciously consented for her poem "Gnomes" to be used by me in this contest. Thank you Darlene!

There’s no gnome 
like the gnome at home.
I have a gnome at home alone.
Chantilly, Chris, or Charlie -
they’re friends for you and me.

Your tumbler sweet
sure is...

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Categories: gnome, cute, fantasy, friend, fun,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Gnarly a Grateful Christmas Gnome
Gnarly is cozy in his winter best today
His clothes were a gift from Mrs. Claus,
a uniform like Santa’s complete with red hat
His is knitted, even warmer than Santa’s maybe

He gets out his favorite Christmas book
Begins to read, loving the cozy plaid pillows.
Where did they come...

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Categories: gnome, 1st grade, 2nd grade,
Form: Prose Poetry
Premium Member Gnome Brings Happiness
The gnome did not know any other way
Than to serenade the birdies with a happy hooray
He uplifted their spirits on this lovely Saturday.
They tweeted their appreciation to the wise gnome named Gay....

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Categories: gnome, happiness,
Form: Monorhyme

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry



A Gnome
While I was sitting on my porch one day,
It was in the middle of May, 
I saw a great sight,
A gnome in fright,
And then he ran away...

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Categories: gnome, funny, imagination,
Form:
Premium Member David the Gnome - the Narrative Style
~David The Gnome~ 
(Rhyming Couplets) 


Hello there dearie, my name is David the Gnome 
And this is my home, Sweet Home 
And you're most welcome to roam 
Around, and read each and all of my poems 

My library as you can see is built just...

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Categories: gnome, beautiful, books, character, children,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Elegy For a Garden Gnome
There once was a gnome named Jerome
Who made a herb garden his home.
One day as he frolicked,
He slipped and fell on some garlic
And was instantly killed when a clove cleft his dome.

The sad news of Jerome spread as far north as Nome,
And there was weeping...

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Categories: gnome, farewell, for him, humor,
Form: Limerick



A Gnome Rhyme
A Gnome Rhyme

One day I thought I’d take a walk, so I went down to the park.
I hoped to see a Robin or Wren, or even a Meadow Lark.
When suddenly I saw someone, appear before my eyes.
It was a Gnome all dressed in black; of...

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Categories: gnome, cute love, fantasy,
Form: Rhyme
The Garden Gnome
The man walked up the alley
A shepherd in a valley
Looking for that one lost sheep
When WhatsApp gives a beep
The man took our his phone
An ape picks up a bone
And uses it as a tool
To bash the brainless fool
The sheep had wandered off
As the feet on...

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Categories: gnome, life, lost love, people,
Form: Rhyme
A Gnome
A gnome wrote a poem
" How to love Sarah Moonface"
But his carrot nose fell
Murphy's Law
Nibelung 
lost his pen in Moselle











© RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY
12/14/2014...

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Categories: gnome, fun,
Form: Verse
Beauty Queen Or Garden Gnome?
You say that you can picture me sitting in my chair.
What is it that you picture when you look from over there? 
Do you envision beauty or an ugly, wrinkled hag? 
Does my skin give off a glow or do my wrinkles sag? 

It's strange...

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© Mary Nagy  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: gnome, confusion, friendship, funny, life,
Form:
The Sad Little Gnome
The Gnome was sad he was sitting feeling unloved and alone.
Nobody seemed to notice him now, when they came home.
He once was happy, smiling all day.
As they cam down the path, some even came to play.
His paint was cracked; his fishing rod was broke.
He was...

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Categories: gnome, funny, sad, me, money,
Form: Narrative
Roman Gnome
Roman Gnome

There once was an Emperor of Rome
Who invented the first garden Gnome
He thought it looked cute
In its Christian suit

Mascot to the Coliseum of Rome...

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© Kevin Shaw  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: gnome, fun, garden, nonsense, silly,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Green Gnome
Green
Gnome
Treasure
Under tree
Hiding a secret
Unfolding a revelation 
Greed chained magical creature refusing to exit
Expiring embracing a wood chest that contains jewelries and coins robbed to farmers












4-20-2016...

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Categories: gnome, fantasy,
Form: Fibonacci
Road Rager Gnome
Road Rager Gnome

There I was a going home,
4pm traffic going flowing,
driving me little Corolla, going,
when I saw this fool Road Rager ,

he seemed to lunge his car at me ,
and stop just short deliberately,
to try to cast some fear, in me,
just a bit of temper...

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Categories: gnome, adventure, me, car, me,
Form: Ballad
Premium Member I Am Pretty Confident Until
Some people like keeping up with the Joneses
I do not know any Joneses who could keep up with me
So I have elected to keep up with the gnomes
How absurdly difficult could that task be?

I like wearing leggings, and I have no height
I love gardens, faerie...

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Categories: gnome, 2nd grade, 3rd grade,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry