Best Gnome Poems
Poem of the Home GnomeDarlene De Beaulieu graciously consented for her poem "Gnomes" to be used by me in this contest. Thank you Darlene!
There’s no gnome
like the gnome at home.
I have a gnome at home alone.
Chantilly, Chris, or Charlie -
they’re friends for you and me.
Your tumbler sweet
sure is...
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Categories:
gnome, cute, fantasy, friend, fun,
Form:
Rhyme
Gnarly a Grateful Christmas GnomeGnarly is cozy in his winter best today
His clothes were a gift from Mrs. Claus,
a uniform like Santa’s complete with red hat
His is knitted, even warmer than Santa’s maybe
He gets out his favorite Christmas book
Begins to read, loving the cozy plaid pillows.
Where did they come...
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Categories:
gnome, 1st grade, 2nd grade,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Gnome Brings HappinessThe gnome did not know any other way
Than to serenade the birdies with a happy hooray
He uplifted their spirits on this lovely Saturday.
They tweeted their appreciation to the wise gnome named Gay....
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Categories:
gnome, happiness,
Form:
Monorhyme
A GnomeWhile I was sitting on my porch one day,
It was in the middle of May,
I saw a great sight,
A gnome in fright,
And then he ran away...
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Categories:
gnome, funny, imagination,
Form:
David the Gnome - the Narrative Style~David The Gnome~
(Rhyming Couplets)
Hello there dearie, my name is David the Gnome
And this is my home, Sweet Home
And you're most welcome to roam
Around, and read each and all of my poems
My library as you can see is built just...
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Categories:
gnome, beautiful, books, character, children,
Form:
Couplet
Elegy For a Garden GnomeThere once was a gnome named Jerome
Who made a herb garden his home.
One day as he frolicked,
He slipped and fell on some garlic
And was instantly killed when a clove cleft his dome.
The sad news of Jerome spread as far north as Nome,
And there was weeping...
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Categories:
gnome, farewell, for him, humor,
Form:
Limerick
A Gnome RhymeA Gnome Rhyme
One day I thought I’d take a walk, so I went down to the park.
I hoped to see a Robin or Wren, or even a Meadow Lark.
When suddenly I saw someone, appear before my eyes.
It was a Gnome all dressed in black; of...
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Categories:
gnome, cute love, fantasy,
Form:
Rhyme
The Garden GnomeThe man walked up the alley
A shepherd in a valley
Looking for that one lost sheep
When WhatsApp gives a beep
The man took our his phone
An ape picks up a bone
And uses it as a tool
To bash the brainless fool
The sheep had wandered off
As the feet on...
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Categories:
gnome, life, lost love, people,
Form:
Rhyme
A GnomeA gnome wrote a poem
" How to love Sarah Moonface"
But his carrot nose fell
Murphy's Law
Nibelung
lost his pen in Moselle
© RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY
12/14/2014...
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Categories:
gnome, fun,
Form:
Verse
Beauty Queen Or Garden Gnome?You say that you can picture me sitting in my chair.
What is it that you picture when you look from over there?
Do you envision beauty or an ugly, wrinkled hag?
Does my skin give off a glow or do my wrinkles sag?
It's strange...
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Categories:
gnome, confusion, friendship, funny, life,
Form:
The Sad Little GnomeThe Gnome was sad he was sitting feeling unloved and alone.
Nobody seemed to notice him now, when they came home.
He once was happy, smiling all day.
As they cam down the path, some even came to play.
His paint was cracked; his fishing rod was broke.
He was...
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Categories:
gnome, funny, sad, me, money,
Form:
Narrative
Roman GnomeRoman Gnome
There once was an Emperor of Rome
Who invented the first garden Gnome
He thought it looked cute
In its Christian suit
Mascot to the Coliseum of Rome...
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Categories:
gnome, fun, garden, nonsense, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Green GnomeGreen
Gnome
Treasure
Under tree
Hiding a secret
Unfolding a revelation
Greed chained magical creature refusing to exit
Expiring embracing a wood chest that contains jewelries and coins robbed to farmers
4-20-2016...
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Categories:
gnome, fantasy,
Form:
Fibonacci
Road Rager GnomeRoad Rager Gnome
There I was a going home,
4pm traffic going flowing,
driving me little Corolla, going,
when I saw this fool Road Rager ,
he seemed to lunge his car at me ,
and stop just short deliberately,
to try to cast some fear, in me,
just a bit of temper...
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Categories:
gnome, adventure, me, car, me,
Form:
Ballad
I Am Pretty Confident UntilSome people like keeping up with the Joneses
I do not know any Joneses who could keep up with me
So I have elected to keep up with the gnomes
How absurdly difficult could that task be?
I like wearing leggings, and I have no height
I love gardens, faerie...
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Categories:
gnome, 2nd grade, 3rd grade,
Form:
Rhyme