Elegy For a Garden Gnome

There once was a gnome named Jerome
Who made a herb garden his home.
One day as he frolicked,
He slipped and fell on some garlic
And was instantly killed when a clove cleft his dome.

The sad news of Jerome spread as far north as Nome,
And there was weeping and wailing from gnomes 'cross the foam.
When I learned what transpired,
Re the way he expired,
It inspired me to proffer this "po'm" for Jerome:

Here lies our dear comrade Jerome
'neath his garden's herbivorous loam.
If he'd played "farmer in the dill",
He'd be up here with us still
'stead of filling a 3 x 6 hole, his new home.

Entered in Jay Narain's Humorous Poems Contest
July 5, 2023
!2th Place
Copyright © | Year Posted 2022

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Allison Avatar
July 9, 2023 at 11:36 AM
such a fun poem Jim! many congrats on your win:-) hugs jan xx
Slaughter Avatar
July 9, 2023 at 1:26 PM
Thank you, Jan. And Jerome thanks you, too.
Smith Avatar
November 7, 2022 at 12:02 PM
:(
Slaughter Avatar
July 6, 2023 at 11:39 AM
Thank you so much, Michelle...and I cannot imagine how I could have missed replying to this for so long. Mea ultima culpa!
Wolf Avatar
September 29, 2022 at 9:41 PM
This is great, however rough the ride was for 'Jerome the Gnome.' Maybe he'll resurface as 'LeRoy the Leprechaun ...' Laughter and Levity, Gershon
Slaughter Avatar
September 30, 2022 at 5:56 AM
Leroy the Leprechaun...I like that, G. Thanks!
Kendrick Avatar
September 14, 2022 at 1:59 PM
So sad that Jerome's passing. Good work. Thank you for sharing for laughter is the best medicine. Sara
Slaughter Avatar
September 15, 2022 at 11:21 AM
Thank you, Sara. At least his name will be a semi-prominent fixture in garden gnomenclature, perhaps.
Delaney Avatar
September 12, 2022 at 12:22 PM
Such a fun p’om for Jerome. Gotta love that little Gnome. Cheers, SuZ
Slaughter Avatar
September 12, 2022 at 1:48 PM
Thanks, Suzanne.
Bauer Avatar
September 12, 2022 at 12:15 PM
This is a pure delight to read, Jim! What fun!
Slaughter Avatar
September 12, 2022 at 1:49 PM
Many thanks, Ilene.
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