Best Gimme Poems
A UFO went to land in Dakota
But the brakes didn't work one iota.
It didn't take long
to decide what was wrong
seems the space ship was made by Toyota!
Categories:
gimme, funny
Form:
Limerick
Danger
Gimme, gimme, gimme
What?
Don’t push me
Get up
Read a book
Try to fight
I will drop you
You fool
Categories:
gimme, anger,
Form:
Sonnet
A strong hurricane blows across the beach
My umbrella turns inside-out; I screech!
Broadcasting from a cell phone
Rain pelts and there’s no tone
For the first time I’m at a loss for speech
Categories:
gimme, humor, rain,
Form:
Limerick
I became a FART
When mother fed me a lot
Every inch of jelly line
But PA insists:"You're looking fine!"
Searching every so
for a MUSKETEER or an OREO
Every gym teacher will say
TOO MUCH FAT AND THE BAD NEWS WILL SHOW
Egg mcmuffin or a fry
I need a WHOPPER or else i'll DIE
Redenbacher's a CORN
But POPS away the dirty ****
Clara Peller took no BULL
the WENDY'S under her control FULL
However,time became a THIEF
when it was time to give up her BEEF
THE MONKEES sold us on KELLOGGS
Michael J.wanted to share his can of PEPSI
Jason Alexander on his share of the CHICKEN
The TIN MAN running from his CHEF BOYARDEE
As the hunger surges on through this plain
And what is left behind
A HEINES ketchup stain
Our quest becomes a BULGE
It is time to say goodnight
But HELLO to a TWINKIE i'll indulge!
Categories:
gimme, funny, time,
Form:
Rhyme
Gimme that love that’s not relative
Gimme that heart that’s not evol
Gimme that chance that’s not limited
Gimme that attention that’s not sickening
Gimme that smile that’s no plastic
Gimme that hug that’s not cold
Gimme that look that’s not scary
Gimme that freedom that’s not checked
Gimme that reason that’s not a lie
Gimme that love that you promised
That’s what I ask for….
Categories:
gimme, care, deep, emotions, girlfriend,
Form:
Lyric
C'mon Gimme A Botox Smile!
'Pon bing asked by spouse, while she didst dock
and pooched herself abed
handily at nine o'clock
to see "handsome" pedigree dentastix
dog face of yours truly, me no Kid Rock
yea just a chip off the
ole likeness ice sculptured block,
a sharp pain inexplicably
shoots thru left shoulder blade
generating painful electric shock,
especially after said missus
threw smelly sock
afflicting this muttering chap, where deadlock
partial paralysis analogous to rigor mortis
holding frozen designated
bleep within his flesh bound paddock
(as pop sic hull), non dominant side
of mine body hard as bedrock
(spoiler alert, I write with right hand),
despite best college try, could not extricate...
hell no, this ain't no poppycock
yea, this longfellow felt bewitched by a warlock,
which affliction froze botox smile
engendering gladness to celebrate bajillion
years of blissful wedlock
believe that and I will another truth,
how this lame rhyme stir, he makes buttock
of himself, nonetheless an
oar regional non Jew bull ant debtor,
sans courtesy Shylock
still prone to bouts of flibbertigibbet
ranked as more than schlock,
(no doubt, ye beg to differ)
with mine chock
lot of badinage, basically self mock
curry verging on persiflage, he
freely types what occurs within raw bitstock
of ma noggin akin to babbling
stream of consciousness
initially intending to divulge aftershock
when wife coos this kook
spewing wry verbal
(barley comprehensible) feedstock
as she mimes deadly smooch
inflicting plastered smirk ad hoc
showing pearl white dentures
aiming to entertain, while listening awk
chilly (inspired to contrive
potschke and pastiche) rendered
(if still alive) by P.D.Q. Bach.
Categories:
gimme, funny, giggle, halloween, hilarious,
Form:
Free verse
You can break a promise, break a toy,
Break a rack in pool;
Break a tennis player’s serve
And even break a rule.
Break a horse to saddle up;
Take a break for lunch.
Break a glass (at Jewish weddings);
Listen to it crunch.
Break a habit, break a heart,
Break your back by lifting;
Break your neck and break your fast
And break a line by shifting.
Break up laughing, break-out stars,
Break out with some zits;
Break a losing streak and break
Your taffy bar to bits.
Break dance, break-up, break a bone;
Break a record – wow!
Break your train of thought, just like
I’m going to do – now!
Categories:
gimme, word play,
Form:
Rhyme
I tasted you, then my body temperature rose sky high.
Now I crave you from top to bottom; my thirst unquenchable.
Mouth-watering! You're the piquant sauce on my tongue!
Date written: 11/13/2021
Categories:
gimme, desire, sensual,
Form:
Sijo
it started twenty-six years ago
in a twisted, cramped recast
bathroom
the sun's rays would perforate
from the right hand side
window
at first there were no
implements, neither a
zither
it was just shake a leg
shimmering by the bed
stuff
and not knowing if it
would be punctuated by
taxpayers
things began to change
minacious, more from the
heart
a clamorous insistence
discovered an obligatory
blowhole
and playing air guitar
in my room with an air mic
floating
pretending to be someone else
Categories:
gimme, humor, humorous,
Form:
Free verse
Gimme that real Love.
That unconditional, don't change, Love.
I want some of that "What can I do for you?" Love.
The type that don't fade or do away with you, Love.
The type of Love that makes you squirm.
A one true Love that won't cause harm.
Gimme some of that Loyal Love.
The kind that's down for you when you need it most, type of Love.
Pour me up some good Love.
The kind that showers me with affection, type of Love.
Where is that true Love?
The one who is waiting for me to give it back, type of Love.
I want a Love that appreciates.
The type of Love that don't slip away.
I want that type of Love where nothing gets in the way.
I want the best Love of all.
The type of Love that won't stray.
Where's the, "Baby I'm coming home!" type of Love?
The ewww, "I can't wait to see you!" Love.
Let me get at you, Love.
Hold you all night, Love.
The type of Love I can't get enough of.
Where's the Love I want so much?
That real sweet Love with the gentle touch.
Show me that Love that's hard to find.
I need that Love to just call mine.
"Picture this," type of Love.
I got your back when you need me, Love.
Never mistreat me.
Oh, I Love when you squeeze me.
I can't get away with NOTHING, type of Love.
Can I get an apologetic Love?
Make it better and move on, type of Love.
I want that reconcile Love.
Never go to bed angry, Love.
Wake up fixing breakfast, Love.
I want that steady Love.
The one that don't get no better, Love.
Kiss me on the back of the neck, type of Love.
You get on my nerves but I can't live without you, Love.
That forever and ever love.
Til death do us part, 6 feet under, type of Love.
I want that "I CHOOSE YOU!" Love.
I got you and I won't let go, Love.
Without you, there is no Love.
A Love who will eagerly Gimme Love!
11/13/2019
Categories:
gimme, appreciation, i love you,
Form:
Free verse
While temperature soars to high degrees,
there’s still a group of people waiting;
trying to get into the afternoon show,
a theatrical play deemed with recognition.
For me it’s a common thing to think about it,
when one has to be there for a good reason;
bringing to the fore a gesture of a good person
with great appreciation to culture and pleasure.
Summer season is indeed a time to explore,
travel, entertainment, arts and culture;
Many in today’s options can really tell
that one has to enjoy and savor the season.
Again, in places like California or Southern region,
there are opportunities to experience cultures,
Mexican, Asian, African or even European,
the contention is to acquire a good relation.
Dialogue of cultures can be seen through interaction,
especially in cuisine or lifestyle in a particular zone
where predominantly an ethnic background wanders
like a Pentecost of gifts and festival of relationships.
As economy hiccups and people don’t get much,
many opt to embark on new things that promise more;
life in production, or work in any construction
that’s a way to avoid - crowding through one option.
Through integration and the work of appreciation,
richness in cultures, embrace of care or dream of a future,
these are valuable things to employ in certain actions
with these interpretations that generate comprehension.
Kudos to so many people of different cultures
their gifts shared in various disciplines and works;
each in diverse call represents the message of love
that whatever we do, we shall have that love too.
Categories:
gimme, hope, inspirational, life, travel,
Form:
Rhyme
He struts into the room
He drives away the crowd
He pierces you down with his stare
Your prayer screams right out loud --
Oh, Lord
Gimme strength with this man
The mongoose and the cobra
The pitbull and its prize --
Nature has no mercy
The hunter needs not a disguise
Oh, Lord
Gimme strength with this man
I crawled beneath the barbed wire
Somewhere in East Beirut
The mines and friendly fire
My captors in pursuit
I made it home okay
I thought that it was safe
One day my doorbell rang
Now every night, I pray:
Oh Lord,
Gimme strength with this man
He could've been your cousin
Could be your brother too
Your psychedelic uncle
Who likes to prank and fool
In a better world you'd find him
Smiling, laughing, loving
But here in the yard, he watches from towers
And leads you into the oven
Categories:
gimme, abuse, anger, anti bullying,
Form:
Lyric
Gimme some
08/08/2018
Gimme some baby
Gimme some of that.
Pretty little lady
Lookn all that.
Just done your hair
Blonde bomber now.
Tight jean derrière
Baby that’s unfair.
Lemme touch
Lemme feel
Love ya tush
Love ya squeal
Baby blues blazn
Sweet sexy smile.
Baby you amazin
All your own style.
Gotta make you mine
Now and ever more.
Dam your sooooo fine
Make my eyes sore.
Lemme touch
Lemme feel
Love ya tush
Love ya squeal
Blind man can’t see
Stares him in his face.
Don’t deserve your beauty
Blind man’s a disgrace.
Come with me baby
I see you for real.
Sexy sweet loving lady
Outrageous sex appeal.
Lemme touch
Lemme feel
Love ya tush
Love ya squeal
Categories:
gimme, desire, divorce, for her,
Form:
Lyric
It’s really very cold out
And the freezing rain won’t stop
I’m trying very hard
To stay warm, a lot!
I need a dog for a blanket
These winters are too cold
I can’t take it anymore!
Oh I’m really really cold!
I’m using all my energy
Just to keep myself heated
Lend me one of your cute little creatures
Before my heat’s depleted
I need a dog for a blanket
These winters are too cold
I can’t take it anymore!
Oh I’m really really cold!
I’m complaining all the time
Of the cold in these northern climes
I’m going to check in at my neighbors
And ask for a little pup favor
I need a dog for a blanket
These winters are too cold
I can’t take it anymore!
Oh I’m really really cold!
Gimme a dog for a blanket
Hey you have two
Let me borrow one tonight
Come on, what if I cry boo hoo
I need a dog for a blanket
These winters are too cold
I can’t take it anymore!
Oh I’m really really cold!
Really I’m cold*
Really
Please let me borrow just one
What?
You think I should consider moving to a warmer climate?
Florida?
You’re saying that because you’re thinking of me neighbor or.....
*spoken and not sung from here to the end
Categories:
gimme, dog, humorous, silly, song,
Form:
Lyric
best chill out background
smooth relax lounge endless slow
dream hour jazz chords
laid back saxophone
mellow piano music
coffee aroma
stan sand
Categories:
gimme, allegory, analogy, appreciation,
Form:
Haiku