Best Gimme Poems

A UFO went to land in Dakota
But the brakes didn't work one iota.
        It didn't take long
        to decide what was wrong
seems the space ship was made by Toyota!...

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Danger
Gimme, gimme, gimme
What?
Don’t push me
Get up
Read a book
Try to fight
I will drop you
You fool...

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A strong hurricane blows across the beach

My umbrella turns inside-out; I screech!

     Broadcasting from a cell phone

     Rain pelts and there’s no tone

For the first time I’m at a loss for speech...

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I became a FART
                                         ...

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Gimme that love that’s not relative
Gimme that heart that’s not evol
Gimme that chance that’s not limited
Gimme that attention that’s not sickening
Gimme that smile that’s no plastic
Gimme that hug that’s not cold
Gimme that look that’s not scary
Gimme that freedom that’s not checked
Gimme that reason that’s not...

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C'mon Gimme A Botox Smile!

'Pon bing asked by spouse, while she didst dock
and pooched herself abed 
handily at nine o'clock
to see "handsome" pedigree dentastix
dog face of yours truly, me no Kid Rock
yea just a chip off the

ole likeness ice sculptured block,
a sharp pain inexplicably
shoots thru...

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You can break a promise, break a toy,
Break a rack in pool;
Break a tennis player’s serve
And even break a rule.

Break a horse to saddle up;
Take a break for lunch.
Break a glass (at Jewish weddings);
Listen to it crunch.

Break a habit, break a heart,
Break your back by...

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I tasted you, then my body temperature rose sky high. 

        Now I crave you from top to bottom; my thirst unquenchable. 

Mouth-watering! You're the piquant sauce on my tongue! 



Date written: 11/13/2021...

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it started twenty-six years ago
in a twisted, cramped recast
bathroom

the sun's rays would perforate 
from the right hand side
window

at first there were no 
implements, neither a
zither

it was just shake a leg
shimmering by the bed
stuff

and not knowing if it
would be punctuated by
taxpayers

things began to change
minacious, more from...

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Gimme that real Love. 
That unconditional, don't change, Love.
I want some of that "What can I do for you?" Love.
The type that don't fade or do away with you, Love.
The type of Love that makes you squirm.
A one true Love that won't cause harm.
Gimme some...

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While temperature soars to high degrees,
there’s still a group of people waiting;
trying to get into the afternoon show,
a theatrical play deemed with recognition. 

For me it’s a common thing to think about it,
when one has to be there for a good reason;
bringing to the fore...

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He struts into the room
He drives away the crowd
He pierces you down with his stare
Your prayer screams right out loud -- 

Oh, Lord
Gimme strength with this man

The mongoose and the cobra
The pitbull and its prize --
Nature has no mercy 
The hunter needs not a disguise...

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Gimme some
08/08/2018



Gimme some baby
Gimme some of that.
Pretty little lady
Lookn all that.

Just done your hair
Blonde bomber now.
Tight jean derrière
Baby that’s unfair.

Lemme touch
Lemme feel
Love ya tush
Love ya squeal

Baby blues blazn
Sweet sexy smile.
Baby you amazin
All your own style.

Gotta make you mine
Now and ever more.
Dam your sooooo fine
Make my...

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It’s really very cold out
And the freezing rain won’t stop
I’m trying very hard
To stay warm, a lot!

I need a dog for a blanket
These winters are too cold
I can’t take it anymore! 
Oh I’m really really cold!

I’m using all my energy
Just to keep myself heated
Lend me...

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best chill out background
smooth relax lounge endless slow
dream hour jazz chords

laid back saxophone
mellow piano music
coffee aroma


stan sand...

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