Best Gigolo Poems

Old Zack Adams sits a slouch’n so sloppy drunk on a bar-room stool,
Wear’n his cheap-threaded cowboy suit and a stained satin shirt.
All the while a peek’n and a leer’n at women like an old poor fool,
But think’n man tonight—Oh Boy, I’m really gonna hit the...

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A young gigolo called Timothy 
Gave sex for an exorbitant fee
But his passionate style
Sure made all ladies smile…
(I’m hoping that he’s got room for me!)

02~13~17...

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How to describe love, well I'll give it a shot
Like your first two wheeler, that's saying a lot

Like your very first ride on a ferris wheel
What an absolute thrill can't believe it's real

Suddenly that annoying girl next door
Creates a stirring right down to your core

When...

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Rugged and handsome with perennial tan
Distinctive and stylish, a real ladies man
Wining and dining all goes on the tab
Along with “entertainment” in the back of a cab
 
An invite for coffee at his hotel
This Romeo won’t kiss and tell
An exquisite encounter, but where will it...

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Everybody knows him as Alessandro,
the handsome gigolo of Via Veneto,
and his lucky charms he sells to many a gorgeous lady,
he approaches them and says,
" Mademoiselle, parle vous Francais?"
as he struggles with words, she replies,"Oui"
And he continues with a perfect accent, "Je t'ame!"
shocked by the womaniser,...

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How to describe love, well I'll give it a shot
Like your first two wheeler, that's saying a lot

Like your very first ride on a ferris wheel
An absolute thrill couldn't believe it's was real

Suddenly that annoying girl next door
Creates a stirring right down to your core

When...

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GIGOLO


Decent, Devoted and Dependable-
most necessary for Gentlemen,
quit disastrous to a Gigolo !

Must get spread about,
cannot leave a doubt;
I'm most despicable !

Despicable did I say?
notorious in the hay?
Matters not the day,
won't you come and play?

For a bit of wine
and a loaf of bread,
I'll gladly share your...

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beyond Sampson Canyon  where the wild ones were
dark Knight the lead stallion stormed into the fray
master speciman of equine handsomeness
lusty females followed him out, their hooves stomping and stamping
there goes the whole herd a rookie cowboy observed.
we are going to capture them down at...

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They wanted me to do this - 'Do you mind if I watch?'
I said: 'No' - as a seasoned pro, it was nothing,
someone said to me: 'How can you make love
when you don't love them?' That was my job.

Of course, it may not be a...

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Is you is or is you ain't
sweetest devil or smoothest saint?
All dressed up in suits and ties
your smile is empty behind those eyes.
Your words drip of sweet honey,
as your mind trips only on money.

Is you is or is you ain't
a lover of women or a...

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You take care now, Harold, 
and don't slip on the ice
looking for a good bookstore
on the streets of Chicago.

Print is dead, Harold,
and it's being waked 
in empty bookstores.
Soon all bookstores

will be dead, Harold,
and then you will have 
no good reason 
to go out on the...

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When I was a young lad of just twenty-three
Wanted to be a gigolo between you and me
Had the equipment
Had the commitment
Only thing missing was partners you see...

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Got fired for loafing on the job.
         I shoulda seen it comin’.
Crossing a street, a car hit me.
         I shoulda seen it comin’.
A foul ball hit me on the...

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Lock him up, throw away the key.
Giggles and titters.
I am not kidding, it’s Johnny,  girls.
Lock up your hearts. He is a ladies' man.

We thought they were being funny.
We were immune to bad boys like this.
Until we met him.
And by then it was too late....

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