The Gigolo of Via Veneto

Everybody knows him as Alessandro,
the handsome gigolo of Via Veneto,
and his lucky charms he sells to many a gorgeous lady,
he approaches them and says,
" Mademoiselle, parle vous Francais?"
as he struggles with words, she replies,"Oui"
And he continues with a perfect accent, "Je t'ame!"
shocked by the womaniser, the slender French young woman
looks at him and starts to laugh with an entertaining wit;
but the gigolo insists, " Tu es tres belle!"
And the petite mademoiselle exclaims," Merci!"
How can his sexiness win him this French woman?
"Vouz habite a' Paris?" and smiling she nods
 " Oui...a' Paris, a' Belleville..un quartier de Paris!"
and the gigolo continues, " Un bel androit!"
" Beau garcon,, est-ce que La Fontana di Trevi...
est loin dici? And Alessandro excitedly replied,"
" Ce ne'st pas loin!"... and with a sign laguage,
he pointed to his red Ferrari, ready to steal her away! 


Copyright 2010 by Andrew Crisci

Translation:

Mademoiselle, parle vous Francais?"/ Young lady, do you speak French?

Tu es  tres belle/ You are beautiful

Vouz habite a' Paris?/ Do you live in Paris?

Qui...a' Paris, a' Belleville...un quartier de Paris!/
Here...in Paris, in Belleville...a quarter in Paris!/

Un bel androit!/ A beautiful place

Beau garcon, est-ce que La Fontana di Trevi...est loin dici?/
Pretty boy, where's the Trevi Fountain...is it far?

Ce ne'st pas loin/ not too far
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Brown Avatar
January 20, 2010 at 6:27 AM
Your poetry was a pleasure to read today Andrew. I hope you have a wonderful day filled with love and inspiration. Love, Carol
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January 19, 2010 at 2:49 PM
Should I look out for part II, Andrew?? Did she get in the car? Since it's quite far? I wonder?? Great write! Today, I need all the laughter I can get! Peace, Audrey Before I forget, Thank you for all your kind comments on my poem!
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January 19, 2010 at 10:58 AM
Ah, so she's on to this charmer, eh? Very clever use of humor in this witty poem, Andrew. Love it! Carolyn
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