Best Get A Kick Out Of Poems

 More than anything Nature fascinates me
Men living in close proximity to nature, I love to see
So I ramble into the city’s far outskirts
Watching ordinary people in commonplace pursuits
Imbibing much from the life of the peasantry
Whom none can beat in life’s lessons elementary
How they interact...

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He will make everything fabulous
Wait and see
He has a way of doing things
He knows what needs to be done first
And every step thereafter
He knows how to do things
Plan things and make things to come
We don’t even have to worry about the details of it
He is...

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Well and I Get A Kick Outta All That Kinky Stuff
You do to me, the way you blow and stick your tongue
In my ears, the way you spank me and make me
Beg for more, the way you pour honey all over my body
And lick me...

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Frank Sinatra’s name still has instant recognition even today.
He was perhaps the greatest singer of the twentieth century
And possessed those famous “Blue Eyes” and that trademark 
Voice which thrilled and fascinated audiences worldwide.
For most people his music was very special and moved their
Spirits along a...

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the mother red fox
snuggles in warm den, feeds her kits...
a-oo-oo-oo-ooo

the owl in the tree
on a pitch dark moonless night ...
who-who-who-who-who

the mother red fox
says shhh, shhh, shhh, to the owl....
kits just wow, wow, wow

the crack of dawn breaks
a sunrise of red and  blue ...
zzzzz, zzzz,...

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So you are choosing Rocky Mountain Oysters over Meatballs
You love to eat them from a zip loc bag at the mall
You grew up in the deep south  eating these odd things
For instance, you choose chicken feet with toe nails instead of chicken wings
You said...

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Making mountians out of molehills is driving me insane
Then you worsen it further by calling me some names
You tell me no one really loves and cares about me at all
I think you get a kick out of seeing me crumble and bawl. 

You seem to...

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Being an identical twin means you do not have a name
For the first eighteen years of your life but keep your happy heart. 
You are called “Hey, you, Twin!” or “Stone Twin!”
Except by your friends who are amazing and can tell you apart.

I could not...

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My dog can spell
I think it's pretty cool,
he chews on a ham bone
then starts to drool.

I ask him many questions
then he wags his puffy tail,
when I spell the word o u t
toward the door he bails.

I spell the word w a l k
then he really...

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AS I SIT HERE AND STEW: 		
	MY VOICES ARE ON CUE,
RUNNING MY LIFE, 
	AS THEY USUALLY DO.
MY HEART TOOK A LEAP, 
	AS THESE FREEKS, 		
		THEY DID CREEP
AROUND THIS HOUSE IN MY HEAD.
	THEY’RE SO ENTERTAINING 
BUT, OH, 
	SO PAINING
AS       ...

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Often when someone catches me unaware
It seems an intrusion that I least expected
Makes me wary of surprises, I must declare
Most of the time, I prefer to be neglected.

It seems an intrusion that I least expected
I had already made plans for what I’d do
Most of the...

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4:07 PM  21 oct 2014


I rhyme for a reason I reason for a rhyme
I do it in my sleep I do it all the time

Sorting and sifting through thousands of words
Searching through characters such as dogs and birds

I have to put my feelings to...

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6/5/17

Bottle caps, joints and blunts in the ashtray

Not worth doing anything half way
Especially if today is my last day

Near and far from any cascade
Spending time in the fast lane

Now ain't that strange
I don't know why so many cats play

I got a lot to offer the...

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12/30/20


Their stuff they are flashing
Towards others they are bashing
They get a kick out of it, and continue laughing

They think they are all that
Against me, you'll fall flat
And never get a call back
Just another small cat
Who always tries to talk crap
When you see me, panic and...

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Maybe there was love shown 
the cooking and the cleaning 
it’s difficult to have known 
with all of the demeaning 

When you can’t tell the difference 
between a trophy and detention 
awards that lack significance 
received the same reception 

I always felt a counterweight 
would...

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