Best Gear Poems

What makes the hiking up mountains more striking?
What makes the driving more fun than arriving?
What makes the ocean-ing worth the sun lotioning?
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No matter what season you're
set to impress just like the
way you feel they effect the
way you dress.
Tank tops in the summer.
Light jackets in the fall.
Layers of clothes in the winter
and a coat to cover all.
Tank tops in the summer.
Light jackets in the fall.
Layers of clothes...

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Bill the buff and nerdy brave,
Was told the day was his to save
Alas, he wanted just to read
And from this horrid world be freed

The jocks and coach  had cornered him
And forced him into football gear
And when his mother saw him there
She grinned to him...

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slar, slar, see you later, Danny P, you are a masterbator.

Slar bucks, is all i can say, i need a kebab, every single day.

The turbs is gone, they towed it away, it had so much rust, they crushed it 2day.

We had bare jokes, in that...

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Born into this realm surreal, 
With truth being revealed, 
Lack of understanding so it remains sealed,
Was feeling weak, but with that there's a negative cost, 
So lost but I refuse to retreat, 
See this system won't beat me, 
The tree of knowledge is the living...

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She was standing on the flight deck,
soldier girl in full gear,
she reflects,
as she was trained to pick up the rear,
thinking of her past life,
she was a mother, and a wife,
that made a promise, she’d be back,
but now she is out at sea in a middle...

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Shift The Red and White Polka Dots In Gear Mama


From parked rains the little boy lets out a scream
Past the clouds and rainbows his eyes day dream
His umbrella shields his pent up pain
And his shouts weigh on mother's vain
For he tears eternally for a sister's...

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It's like death but sweeter
It's freezing by the heater
It's narcissism, fanaticism,
And folly on a cake

It's like steel but tougher
I've got acid but no buffer
It's cynicism, pessimism,
And idiocy in a shake

It's like mucus but putrid
It's milk and booze diluted
It's nihilism, optimism,
And ignorance in a pie

It's like...

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as you step out
no doudt
be ready
kept steady
put it on
you can't go wrong
to always wear
your
RAIN GEAR...

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So hope is needed so we can carry on positively and cope,
For those who see what reality really is through their intellectual scopes,
Many turn to dope even as far as a piece of rope, 
In pain put it around their neck and choke,
Broken mentally in...

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Jeremy Clarkies underpants,  voluminous they’re not
They’re oh so very tiny, but Jerry thinks they’re hot
Though Jeremy appears to be, big and tough and strong
In reality he likes to wear, a silky, lacy, thong
These garments can constrict a bit and often bring a tear
But a...

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Dress
me 
O Lord
each new morn
in your attire-
to rescue others from the mire

Inspired by W B Yeats pem entitled 'He wishes for the clothes of heaven'...

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In emergency
Ropes are the best safety belt
Assures urgency....

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The Election result is a kill-joy
And has a man made a boy:
A result so blunt I’m trying ketamine;
That should my recovery determine 
My BP should’ve been key issue
And its treatment a Toilet Tissue …

A woman has captured my capital
And what’s next if not Hospital?
The whole...

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Hide away in fear,
For the dead begin their reign.
Try to escape and they think they are in the clear,
But according to the girl that is like a megaphone, this is only the start of pain.

Fight away through the fear,
No more hiding, there’s no choice,
Even if...

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