Top Gear

Jeremy Clarkies underpants,  voluminous they’re not
They’re oh so very tiny, but Jerry thinks they’re hot
Though Jeremy appears to be, big and tough and strong
In reality he likes to wear, a silky, lacy, thong
These garments can constrict a bit and often bring a tear
But a little pain is worth it when you know you’re in top gear
Copyright © | Year Posted 2009

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August 30, 2009 at 10:45 AM
funny.
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August 29, 2009 at 3:43 PM
Knowing Jeremy they've probably got rhinestones, too. XD Great poem, I love it.
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August 29, 2009 at 3:41 PM
Nicely humorous, John. Keep writing. Sara
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