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Jeremy Clarkies underpants, voluminous they’re not They’re oh so very tiny, but Jerry thinks they’re hot Though Jeremy appears to be, big and tough and strong In reality he likes to wear, a silky, lacy, thong These garments can constrict a bit and often bring a tear But a little pain is worth it when you know you’re in top gear

Copyright © | Year Posted 2009




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Date: 8/30/2009 10:45:00 AM
funny.
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Date: 8/29/2009 3:43:00 PM
Knowing Jeremy they've probably got rhinestones, too. XD Great poem, I love it.
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Date: 8/29/2009 3:41:00 PM
Nicely humorous, John. Keep writing. Sara
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